Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[gentold]

(Not this night, I'm sick)

He's a soccer announcer that also announces at Bar Mitzvahs in the same way.

when not sick loves to be licked with the left edge of the tongue

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

when not sick loves to be licked with the left edge of the tongue

Likes to put his tongue ANYWHERE! The dog, the mailman, the doorknob....

 

[gentold]

Likes to put his tongue ANYWHERE! The dog, the mailman, the doorknob....

her middle name is Tongued

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

her middle name is Tongued

He may have a tongue, but where are his teeth? You can see straight to his tonsils.

 

[CamronsInsider]

Was originally cast as Foxy in Austin Power’s Goldfinger but Beyoncé bribed her to pass on the role in exchange for a mansion in Italy

She's actually taking time off from being an A-list celebrity to consider a lucrative movie contract at the beach

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Was originally cast as Foxy in Austin Power’s Goldfinger but Beyoncé bribed her to pass on the role in exchange for a mansion in Italy

She rejected the name Fierce_Homosapien at first before settling on the one now, to lure people into her BDSM lair easier.

 

[gentold]

She rejected the name Fierce_Homosapien at first before settling on the one now, to lure people into her BDSM lair easier.

Uninterested in anything remotely sensual unless accompanied with pain .

 

[sweetheart97]

Uninterested in anything remotely sensual unless accompanied with pain .

Wears suspenders and a bra while chopping wood.

 

[gentold]

Wears suspenders and a bra while chopping wood.

Still has welts on her butt from the last spanking

 

[HBergeron]

Still has welts on her butt from the last spanking

He's not that 'dead' guy that just about everybody knows about.

 

[DeckardNYC]

He's not that 'dead' guy that just about everybody knows about.

Has never seen an impressionist painting, and has no idea what impressionism is.

 

[Feelfreetotouch]

Has never seen an impressionist painting, and has no idea what impressionism is.

Thinks Robert Frost was a character on Sesame Street.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Thinks Robert Frost was a character on Sesame Street.

Stole his avatar from GQ.

 

[alwaysaway]

Stole his avatar from GQ.

Makes balloon animals and hands them out at McDonalds.. but only to senior citizens.

 

[Jada59]

Makes balloon animals and hands them out at McDonalds.. but only to senior citizens.

Boils eggs, puts them back in the carton, then sneaks them back into the grocery store and sticks them back in with the raw eggs.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Boils eggs, puts them back in the carton, then sneaks them back into the grocery store and sticks them back in with the raw eggs.

She's found on camera at the grocery store making suggestive poses with fruit every Friday at 8pm.

 

[Jada59]

She's found on camera at the grocery store making suggestive poses with fruit every Friday at 8pm.

Still does the Macarena!

 

[kurrginatorX]

Still does the Macarena!

Don't be fooled by that furry little kitty. She shaves it once a week.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Don't be fooled by that furry little kitty. She shaves it once a week.

It's dark because of the hair on his back blocking the light in his avatar!

 

[rlaflamme]

It's dark because of the hair on his back blocking the light in his avatar!

Spent 10 years being a rodeo clown.

 

[dashie33]

Spent 10 years being a rodeo clown.

Can often be found at the edge of a cliff, apparently contemplating the abyss. Really, he's just thinking about what to put on his chips.

 

[rlaflamme]

Can often be found at the edge of a cliff, apparently contemplating the abyss. Really, he's just thinking about what to put on his chips.

Doesn't own a single pair of shorts that are not ripped.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Doesn't own a single pair of shorts that are not ripped.

Doesn't own a single pair of shorts.

 

[Taegul]

Doesn't own a single pair of shorts.

For the last 20 years he has kept a mousetrap at home baited with one of his teeth. He'll catch that damn tooth fairy someday if it's the last thing he does.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

For the last 20 years he has kept a mousetrap at home baited with one of his teeth. He'll catch that damn tooth fairy someday if it's the last thing he does.

He has dents in his head, that's why he wears that skull cap hat.