kurrginatorX
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Mistakes Ranch for Mayonnaise, but can tell the difference between a cog and a gear
Can't tell the difference between a socket and a sprocket.
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Mistakes Ranch for Mayonnaise, but can tell the difference between a cog and a gear
Can't tell the difference between a socket and a sprocket.
Was named employee of the year by Mr Sprocket personally.
Insulted Mr. Spacely of “Spacely Space Sprockets” by posting pics of him with Jane Jetson
He was arrested for trespassing on the set of Sesame Street when he kept returning and screaming at Big Bird to stop shitting on his car.
You'll never see him in the He Said She Said thread.
Her signature about not being interested in roleplay is a lie. She LOVES Dungeons & Dragons.
He likes showing off is dentures. He actually has hockey player teeth![]()
She likes to … She has … She's gonna … Damn! She's just too fine to pretend lie about.
*Blushes*
He's hiding his skidmarked undies in the dark.
(Go ahead, post a lie....I double dare you!)
Lives in a yellow submarine.
Gets caught up in the moment when hearing any Beatles song.
Kurrg is right. I'll try,
She can't pass a dog without scratching him behind the ears and saying "Who's a good boy?"
To him, a sobering moment is the time span between choosing one form of alcohol over another.
The X in his name is in honour of the latest iPhone.
MattWolf is NOT online now.
Alwaysaway is currently at home and just pretending to be out because she doesn't want to talk to you.
Rides the baggage carousel into the airport instead of going through the terminal gate. Doesn’t want to walk with the plebs, he says.
Likes to stand under cold showers ripping large denomination notes into tiny pieces. Says it is to prove that money can't busy happiness.
Still lives in the age where money was made of paper and spellcheck didn’t exist...
Hey, the thread here says baseless lies, everything there is true (isn't Lit part of the age where spellcheck doesn't exist?)
Hides his face because he's really Patrick MacNee
Has been trying to turn into a butterfly, but just can't formulate the right serum.He's on a mission to dominate lit and turn us into his minions