Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[Gamine67]

Never showers, because he thinks that equates to a dirty mind.

Brags about his 8” esophagus.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Brags about his 8” esophagus.

Always has an odd euphemism for male sex organs.

 

[Taegul]

He makes homemade "beef" jerky from road kill but only if it has been properly flattened by a semi truck.

 

[Gamine67]

He makes homemade "beef" jerky from road kill but only if it has been properly flattened by a semi truck.

Has a shallow pit behind his trailer covered with plywood where he keeps his dental floss collection acquired in public restrooms in individual baggies.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Is really a man serving a life sentence in San Quinten

 

[PapaRomantic]

Is really a man serving a life sentence in San Quinten

Buys Girl Scout Cookies just so his cats can play with the boxes.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Buys Girl Scout Cookies just so his cats can play with the boxes.

Lives alone. Every night at 10 p.m. he jumps on his squeaky bed and shouts, "You're so big. Please stop!" as he tries to convince his neighbors he's a real stud-muffin.

 

[PapaRomantic]

Lives alone. Every night at 10 p.m. he jumps on his squeaky bed and shouts, "You're so big. Please stop!" as he tries to convince his neighbors he's a real stud-muffin.

Doesn't understand why you have to heat up the soup - it tastes just great straight out of the can.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Doesn't understand why you have to heat up the soup - it tastes just great straight out of the can.

Has 12 children by 10 women....3 paternity suits pending. Turn down the romance BigPapa

 

[Jada59]

Doesn't understand why you have to heat up the soup - it tastes just great straight out of the can.

Likes to go out around town dressed in a pink tutu.

 

[PapaRomantic]

Likes to go out around town dressed in a pink tutu.

Discovered how easy it was to get Velcro shoes off, so now all of her clothes fasten with Velcro....because you know sometimes you just need to get them off in a hurry!

 

[Jada59]

Discovered how easy it was to get Velcro shoes off, so now all of her clothes fasten with Velcro....because you know sometimes you just need to get them off in a hurry!

Has tried repeatedly to grow his own pineapple. He follows the directions but can't understand why no pineapple tree ever appears.

 

[HBergeron]

Has tried repeatedly to grow his own pineapple. He follows the directions but can't understand why no pineapple tree ever appears.

She threw her pink pillow out of the window and clawed the heck out of her couch when she watched a report on TV saying that milk isn't good for cats.

 

[Jada59]

She threw her pink pillow out of the window and clawed the heck out of her couch when she watched a report on TV saying that milk isn't good for cats.

Makes a living by painting with his paws.

 

[HBergeron]

Makes a living by painting with his paws.

She has a very catty attitude (but hey, there's pussy involved!).

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

She has a very catty attitude (but hey, there's pussy involved!).

He's really a Mastiff dog kind of guy.

 

[gentold]

He's really a Mastiff dog kind of guy.

growls when horny

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

growls when horny

Hawks and spits before cumming.

 

[rlaflamme]

Hawks and spits before cumming.

Has a plethora of men to use in her basement.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Has a plethora of men to use in her basement.

*Cracking the Rawhide whip* YOU ESCAPED MY LAIR!!

 

[rlaflamme]

*Cracking the Rawhide whip* YOU ESCAPED MY LAIR!!

Chases her escapees with reckless abandon.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Chases her escapees with reckless abandon.

Runs with his shoes untied..

 

[rlaflamme]

Runs with his shoes untied..

Whips and chains: never leaves home without them.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Whips and chains: never leaves home without them.

(I play jump rope with them)


Does the Polar Plunge once per week to get on the local news.

 

[rlaflamme]

(I play jump rope with them)


Does the Polar Plunge once per week to get on the local news.

Sets up huge events through Facebook that never happen.