Numi's boudoir

[numeniusa]

I like very much early peoples' freely graphic depictions of the human form. This guy, for example:

http://i.imgur.com/z5yPDay.jpg

And, for balance, her (although she may be more modern, actually):

http://i.imgur.com/m1WsLh9.jpg

I've taken loads of these, loads. Strangely more cocks than anything else. Including some brilliantly casual semi-hardons

 

[Artfan2]

You should write a book, illustrated of course.

I like very much early peoples' freely graphic depictions of the human form. This guy, for example:

And, for balance, her (although she may be more modern, actually):

I've taken loads of these, loads. Strangely more cocks than anything else. Including some brilliantly casual semi-hardons

So, have you detected any themes from of the ways in which the artists depict the human form?

 

[numeniusa]

So, have you detected any themes from of the ways in which the artists depict the human form?

An enthusiastic and uninhibited joy in a freely exhibited cock seems to be one! Which I applaud whole-heartedly, of course I do like a man not afraid to stride about with everything available for my viewing pleasure.

In British art (well, paintings), it's always tits, always, so I'm enjoying the contrast.

I have to get behind the wheel now for a long, but hopefully scenic drive, but I'll post some casual semis later if the WiFi holds up

 

[Artfan2]

An enthusiastic and uninhibited joy in a freely exhibited cock seems to be one! Which I applaud whole-heartedly, of course I do like a man not afraid to stride about with everything available for my viewing pleasure.

In British art (well, paintings), it's always tits, always, so I'm enjoying the contrast.

I have to get behind the wheel now for a long, but hopefully scenic drive, but I'll post some casual semis later if the WiFi holds up

Ha ha! I didn't realize that the Brits were so big on "tits out" artwork. It's clearly another tradition that breast lovers everywhere can appreciate and thank the Brits for. And in the interest of fairness and transparency it's only right that artists free the head as well as the nipple, semi, or otherwise.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

I look forward to the casual semi’s

Did you see the article about the woman who runs dicks? Tickled me...

https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/...e-the-woman-who-draws-dicks-with-running-apps

 

[numeniusa]

Ha ha! I didn't realize that the Brits were so big on "tits out" artwork. It's clearly another tradition that breast lovers everywhere can appreciate and thank the Brits for. And in the interest of fairness and transparency it's only right that artists free the head as well as the nipple, semi, or otherwise.

Oh yes, if you ever go to an art gallery they're everywhere! I shall dig out some examples for you. I honestly think it was a way of doing porn in that era that was deemed 'acceptable' Narry a cock, though.

Although, now I think on, I did see some of David Hockney's depictions of his lover nude a few years ago. Which was kind of awkward in the company of my rather staid MiL

 

[numeniusa]

I look forward to the casual semi’s

Did you see the article about the woman who runs dicks? Tickled me...

https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/...e-the-woman-who-draws-dicks-with-running-apps

That's priceless! I would definitely cycle one of those if I could

There was a thing a couple of Christmasses ago with pilots flying Christmas trees. Even jumbo jets!

 

[numeniusa]

Haven't quite got round to the casual semis yet... They're coming though, oh yes.

 

[numeniusa]

So, for ArtFan2 (and anyone else who's interested, of course!), here are some examples of "tits out" paintings. And a little test. One of them is not a painting... But which one?

http://i.imgur.com/w1jQ2pV.jpg

 

[Artfan2]

So, for ArtFan2 (and anyone else who's interested, of course!), here are some examples of "tits out" paintings. And a little test. One of them is not a painting... But which one?

Hmm, I'll have to study each one at length. This could take some time.

 

[numeniusa]

Hmm, I'll have to study each one at length. This could take some time.

Hehe Take your time. Bonus points if you can name any of the famous ones

 

[tnman03]

So, for ArtFan2 (and anyone else who's interested, of course!), here are some examples of "tits out" paintings. And a little test. One of them is not a painting... But which one?

Middle row far right looks like a photo of our beautiful hostess or a darned close image of someone very similar. If so I really like the photo editing involved.


And of course I could be completely wrong but will still standby the fact that our hostess is indeed a beautiful lady.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Middle right are real boobies me thinks..left hand side looks like one of Rubens three graces... am basing that on the arm..

I feel I should know some of these...

 

[Artfan2]

The top middle looks like a painting of Venus by Titan. Some of the others look familiar, but I can't identify them.

I agree that the middle right picture looks a lot like one of your lovely breasts, perhaps with a little photoshopping to make it look more like a painting.

 

[numeniusa]

Middle row far right looks like a photo of our beautiful hostess or a darned close image of someone very similar. If so I really like the photo editing involved.

And of course I could be completely wrong but will still standby the fact that our hostess is indeed a beautiful lady.

Mr TN! Hello, it's been ages! Time zones...

And you're right! I hoped it might have been slightly harder, but... Thank you, though. I slapped a few filters on

Middle right are real boobies me thinks..left hand side looks like one of Rubens three graces... am basing that on the arm..

I feel I should know some of these...

Oh very good, Allia, Rubens, yes, I'm impressed, go to the top of the class I found these images by searching for 'naked breasts in classical paintings' (*sniggers*) but many of them I didn't recognise. Good spot on the real ones

The top middle looks like a painting of Venus by Titan. Some of the others look familiar, but I can't identify them.

I agree that the middle right picture looks a lot like one of your lovely breasts, perhaps with a little photoshopping to make it look more like a painting.

Oh, now I'm really impressed, yes, that's Titian. Wow! Titian's Venus of Urbino is in there too, bottom left. The top middle is interesting, more on that one in a mo And yep, middle right is me. I should've layered more filters in. Still, it's probably exactly right that a computer can't 'paint' like the old masters, I reckon

I wish I'd written them all down now.

 

[tnman03]

Mr TN! Hello, it's been ages! Time zones...

And you're right! I hoped it might have been slightly harder, but... Thank you, though. I slapped a few filters on



Oh very good, Allia, Rubens, yes, I'm impressed, go to the top of the class I found these images by searching for 'naked breasts in classical paintings' (*sniggers*) but many of them I didn't recognise. Good spot on the real ones



Oh, now I'm really impressed, yes, that's Titian. Wow! Titian's Venus of Urbino is in there too, bottom left. The top middle is interesting, more on that one in a mo And yep, middle right is me. I should've layered more filters in. Still, it's probably exactly right that a computer can't 'paint' like the old masters, I reckon

I wish I'd written them all down now.

It's a beautiful picture, I don't know if you've posted that one before but its surely a good one and I like how you made it look like a painting.

 

[numeniusa]

Titian's 'Venus with Musician', then:

http://i.imgur.com/stHGjF7.jpg

What is going on there?

He's looking directly at her breasts! Is he wooing her? Or has he been employed to entertain her while she has some 'me' time? She doesn't seem to have any toys out ready. Has she noticed he's staring? Does she like it? Who let the dog in? What's the guy playing? It's too early for Rach's left handed thing...

And the most important question of all.

WHAT'S HE DOING WITH HIS RIGHT HAND?

 

[numeniusa]

It's a beautiful picture, I don't know if you've posted that one before but its surely a good one and I like how you made it look like a painting.

Well, thank you! I don't think I did ever post it, actually. It was part of the 'straddling a seal' set, in Amalfi the summer before last. I posted this one, but the close-up, I don't think so. It's way back in my imgur, I have to get moving now (it's 9:52am here!) but I'll dig it up for you this afternoon

 

[Artfan2]

Titian's 'Venus with Musician', then:


What is going on there?

He's looking directly at her breasts! Is he wooing her? Or has he been employed to entertain her while she has some 'me' time? She doesn't seem to have any toys out ready. Has she noticed he's staring? Does she like it? Who let the dog in? What's the guy playing? It's too early for Rach's left handed thing...

And the most important question of all.

WHAT'S HE DOING WITH HIS RIGHT HAND?

Yes, he's definitely staring at her breasts, and perhaps at the rest of her naked body as well. He appears to be playing an organ. You can see the rigid organ pipes sticking straight up in front of him. His right hand? It may be playing his organ as well.

 

[numeniusa]

Yes, he's definitely staring at her breasts, and perhaps at the rest of her naked body as well. He appears to be playing an organ. You can see the rigid organ pipes sticking straight up in front of him. His right hand? It may be playing his organ as well.

Rigid pipes...

I definitely think he is 'playing his organ'. Look at the expression on the middle 'face' above the keyboard, it's either horrified or amazed at what he's up to. I also think she knows what he's looking at, and possibly what he's doing, and she's just pretending she doesn't. I think she likes it. But maybe I'm just putting myself in her place

It's utter filth, this painting. I can't believe Titian got away with it.

 

[numeniusa]

This was the original of my 'interloper classical breasts', and a vaguely filtered version. I can't remember exactly what I did!

http://i.imgur.com/3p6z0TZ.jpg

Some of those Prizma filters are very cool. I liked this one. Not so much this one, though - it has given me a very alarming skin condition

 

[tnman03]

Well, thank you! I don't think I did ever post it, actually. It was part of the 'straddling a seal' set, in Amalfi the summer before last. I posted this one, but the close-up, I don't think so. It's way back in my imgur, I have to get moving now (it's 9:52am here!) but I'll dig it up for you this afternoon

I remember you posting that one and how lovely a pic post it was. All of that sunlight must have been sublime.

 

[numeniusa]

I remember you posting that one and how lovely a pic post it was. All of that sunlight must have been sublime.

Thank you! It was a fabulous holiday, two weeks of Italian food, wine and sunshine. And a very private terrace for daytime and nighttime naughty activities - nude sunbathing and ... other stuff...

I saw this yesterday, and thought of you, Mr TN!

http://i.imgur.com/Ult54ht.jpg

 

[barefootgirl69]

Good morning, lovely lady!
Just dropping by to wish you a fantastic day.

 

[numeniusa]

I forgot about the 'casual semi' pics!

Here they are, with a lady and a more full-on representation.

http://i.imgur.com/fcYviyB.jpg

I just love the unfettered nature of all this. And with the semis, I think also because it puts me in mind of that 'early' part of a session, or before even, when things are just stirring, it's all still to come.