The Litties 2019 Categories

[AlpineFresco]

<waves flags for Audio Thread and Audiophiles>

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

btw - if glCock terribly sorry I mean bock does win and tragically cannot attend - I am more than happy to do an acceptance speech on his behalf... that’s a serious offer... you’ll get a proper recording...

Can you work on that and send it to me even if he doesn't. I know it would just make my day.

So Allia, how do you think glbock feels about being nominated for this honor? And let's say, hypothetically, you are in a room with him, bondage tie down straps, duct tape, a creepy garden gnome with a red pointy hat, a glass dildo, a twerking Santa, and clown shoes, how do you picture that night going?

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Can you work on that and send it to me even if he doesn't. I know it would just make my day.

So Allia, how do you think glbock feels about being nominated for this honor? And let's say, hypothetically, you are in a room with him, bondage tie down straps, duct tape, a creepy garden gnome with a red pointy hat, a glass dildo, a twerking Santa, and clown shoes, how do you picture that night going?

Omg! Have I been honoured with the first Justa red carpet question? I’ll have to work on the answer... this requires some thought...

 

[AlliaPotestas]

And..... Best Couple of the Year goes to:

AP AND GLBOCK!

*applauds* Great job, you two!

We might win the best couple of twats... me because I’ve got a mighty fine twat... and you... well you get where this is going...

 

[cowslinger64]

Lol.

That was actually me

Lol... I always thought you were yet another que-ball alt.

 

[Chris_Michael]

We might win the best couple of twats... me because I’ve got a mighty fine twat... and you... well you get where this is going...

I would like to nominate AP for Lit's Greatest Twat of All Time.... or well, I guess I can only do 2018, huh?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

<waves flags for Audio Thread and Audiophiles>

Thank you!! Wave away!!

 

[Suz_anne]

Thank you!! Wave away!!

I'm a fan of The Audio Philes! For anyone who hasn't listened to it, you should. Lots of helpful insight and advice along with warmth and laughs. A great way to spend an hour or twelve.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I'm a fan of The Audio Philes! For anyone who hasn't listened to it, you should. Lots of helpful insight and advice along with warmth and laughs. A great way to spend an hour or twelve.

Lol great for a cross country flight!!
Thanks Suz. It's a lot of work but I'm glad people like it!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Omg! Have I been honoured with the first Justa red carpet question? I’ll have to work on the answer... this requires some thought...

I eagerly await

I'm a fan of The Audio Philes! For anyone who hasn't listened to it, you should. Lots of helpful insight and advice along with warmth and laughs. A great way to spend an hour or twelve.

to be honest, I have never once ventured in there. thank you for the recommendation, sounds like it could be entertaining and I should give it a little lurk

 

[JJonah]

I'm a fan of The Audio Philes! For anyone who hasn't listened to it, you should. Lots of helpful insight and advice along with warmth and laughs. A great way to spend an hour or twelve.

I participated once in the audio threads. It was the most fun I’ve ever had on Lit.

Well, other than that one time...

Awesome people over there. And it’s the reason for my “entertainingest thread” vote: that Young Wife Loves Old Guys 75+ thread is Lit’s finest hour, without question.

 

[Sexybritches69]

<waves flags for Audio Thread and Audiophiles>

Seconded

Those are two of my favorite threads!

 

[FortybutNice]

I don’t come online often anymore but the audio thread was and is my favourite thread of all.

 

[Kimleigh]

Sexiest Female:

Shi_One81, LA Candy. Tonguelust, Suzanne, BlondeAmbition, RubyDlite Sexybrotches69, Weespanner, Emsway, Sassy She Devil, Indie, Lostgirltink, Lizvegas79, Numi, Rainshine, Kim Leigh, Cuminside, Bellissa


I’m shocked! And these ladies are all so beautiful, inside and out, what an honor!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I don’t come online often anymore but the audio thread was and is my favourite thread of all.

Hello stranger!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Lol... I always thought you were yet another que-ball alt.

Playing the loooooooooong game!

TBH- I legit didn't know the definition of troll

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Haha! I would pay good money to hear your inappropriate red carpet questions

Do our American cousins know Dennis Pennis?

https://youtu.be/v654Jh5Z9uI

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Point of order Your Honour (British spelling)

Are we allowed to turn down awards... You know like to protest the monarchy or the environment or just think Harrison Ford is a dick?

 

[mnbreastluver]

Staggers up *Stands up at the podium* “mic test” “test” “test” “test” “can you all hear me?” “Good” “I’d like to thank the Anheuser Brewing Company for making this all possible. Without them I’d be drowning my sorrows instead. To take the essence of life and put it in a bottle could never be done. For as large as that bottle might be. You can’t take the little things in life. Little people like you.................

I’m just kidding. I’m humbled to even be in the nominations. There is a lot of more funny guys here so I know I’m not going to win. But it’s an honor to be just in the running. Good luck everybody. Clowns, thanks for putting this all together. I feel for your loss. Been there myself recently. Sorry.

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Oye...

How you doin
(Cough) (deeper) how you doin
(Gggggg) HoW Yu doin

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

I would like to nominate AP for Lit's Greatest Twat of All Time.... or well, I guess I can only do 2018, huh?

You could try to go with Twat of the Century, but if you really got it going on, you could have "A Century of Twat".

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Do our American cousins know Dennis Pennis?

https://youtu.be/v654Jh5Z9uI

I completely forgot about about Dennis Pennis... (Justa might possibly still be a funnier red carpet hostess though)

Side note - do you know the actor behind the character is now in game of thrones?

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Wednesday? Don't think I can be here.... I'll have to DVR it and watch it later.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

You could try to go with Twat of the Century, but if you really got it going on, you could have "A Century of Twat".

Twat of the century might be pushing it... especially since I lazily go au naturale...

 

[numeniusa]

Surprised and honoured to see my name in the list of noms. Finally got some in myself today