The Litties 2019 Categories

[GiggLeGasm]

I thought that’s what Chucks are...?

Well slam me back into my hole! I missed the point of the sneakers. I thought he was going for a more formal look.
::sigh::

 

[AlwaysFara]

Well slam me back into my hole! I missed the point of the sneakers. I thought he was going for a more formal look.
::sigh::

Get out of that hole, Dingbat.

 

[ydahecnot]

Let’s not forget Two-Buck Chuck

 

[AlwaysFara]

Let’s not forget Two-Buck Chuck

They don’t sell that where I’m from.
Stupid laws.

 

[SAFblonde]

Thanks a bunch for putting this together during a difficult time, Clowns.

When is the final vote?

 

[AlliaPotestas]

well I don't know if I can do fun shit, but maybe I can do funny shit. I'll give it a try. here goes.

um, wow, what a surprise. thank you, it is such an honor to be nominated. I would like to take a moment to thank all the litsters who take time out of their busy day in order to provide me interaction in a place where I can entertain myself and get off by sharing random pointless drivel and poor quality photographs. Special thanks to the pervy ones who nominated me, the pervs who didn’t can suck it.

Without you, I would simply be left with making funny faces and flashing truckers.

Ok so the Litties checklist is graciousness, drama, intrigue, and butthurt. Is that correct? Missing anything? This is a first for me, so please let me know if I am not handling something correctly.

Drama. I have a secret, you know the assorted rainbow of hair colors I often display, they are not real, it is dye. Gasps, right.

Intrigue. I am starting a rumor that I rigged the nomination process by offering to send canvases that I painted (with my boobs) to those who nominate me. After all, they will be worth big bucks someday when I am president (of the east bumblefuck Florida PTA). Yeah, big bucks. Please pass on the rumor.

Butthurt. The truckers on highway 301 are butthurt and deserve an apology. No more funny faces for them.

And, you know what, I am a bit butthurt too. I was not offered a position in this event. Next year, I would like to be considered for the red carpet interviewer. You know, the chick that shoves a microphone in your face and asks what you are wearing and how you are feeling? Well, except I will be using a large remote controlled vibrator for a microphone, and if they bore me, I will turn it on and claim technical difficulty. Also, my questions will be completely irrelevant ramblings about really bizarre items used in sexual situations. Just tossing my hat in the ring. If that isn’t an option, please consider me for any position. I am very flexible.

So, anyway, like who do I got to get down on my knees for to actually win a Litty? Also, what was this titty discussion on the side, is the appropriate bribe like a titty fuck or what? That is not a problem, but just a warning, my tits have a way of making things look small, just saying.

Anyway, have fun and thanks for the entertainment

Haha! I would pay good money to hear your inappropriate red carpet questions

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I can't even buy grapes for $2.
If they could find a way to make kale wine, I might totally change my diet.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Nah, apparently Chuck Taylors are the only Litties-approved option.

Don’t ask me. Im a slave to fashion.

Done.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

well I don't know if I can do fun shit, but maybe I can do funny shit. I'll give it a try. here goes.

um, wow, what a surprise. thank you, it is such an honor to be nominated. I would like to take a moment to thank all the litsters who take time out of their busy day in order to provide me interaction in a place where I can entertain myself and get off by sharing random pointless drivel and poor quality photographs. Special thanks to the pervy ones who nominated me, the pervs who didn’t can suck it.

Without you, I would simply be left with making funny faces and flashing truckers.

Ok so the Litties checklist is graciousness, drama, intrigue, and butthurt. Is that correct? Missing anything? This is a first for me, so please let me know if I am not handling something correctly.

Drama. I have a secret, you know the assorted rainbow of hair colors I often display, they are not real, it is dye. Gasps, right.

Intrigue. I am starting a rumor that I rigged the nomination process by offering to send canvases that I painted (with my boobs) to those who nominate me. After all, they will be worth big bucks someday when I am president (of the east bumblefuck Florida PTA). Yeah, big bucks. Please pass on the rumor.

Butthurt. The truckers on highway 301 are butthurt and deserve an apology. No more funny faces for them.

And, you know what, I am a bit butthurt too. I was not offered a position in this event. Next year, I would like to be considered for the red carpet interviewer. You know, the chick that shoves a microphone in your face and asks what you are wearing and how you are feeling? Well, except I will be using a large remote controlled vibrator for a microphone, and if they bore me, I will turn it on and claim technical difficulty. Also, my questions will be completely irrelevant ramblings about really bizarre items used in sexual situations. Just tossing my hat in the ring. If that isn’t an option, please consider me for any position. I am very flexible.

So, anyway, like who do I got to get down on my knees for to actually win a Litty? Also, what was this titty discussion on the side, is the appropriate bribe like a titty fuck or what? That is not a problem, but just a warning, my tits have a way of making things look small, just saying.

Anyway, have fun and thanks for the entertainment

I am prepared to answer any inappropriate questions. If you run out, I have a few...

Tittie-related bribes are always appropriate and accepted.

 

[JJonah]

Let’s not forget Two-Buck Chuck

It’s three where I live.

I used to be a fan, but I’m on Malbec these days.

 

[IhateClowns]

Thanks a bunch for putting this together during a difficult time, Clowns.

When is the final vote?

Thinking this Wednesday. I have to go out of town and it will give me something to do in my hotel room. So Wednesday evening it is. Let’s get those votes in people.

Also there are a few more updates to the nominations.


Apparently someone thinks Miles is sexy and couldn’t believe he wasn’t on the sexiest male list. So much so that the guy that voted for him is threatening to stage a sit in at the award show. I will update the nominations as soon as I can.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Googling Converse porn did not disappoint

haha. I so want to see if there is a crocs version now. I hope I am not disappointed

Haha! I would pay good money to hear your inappropriate red carpet questions

haha, we shall see. if it is too late on a weekend, then being as serious as needed for this thread will be too much of a challange. last night, I was just too tipsy to even respectably comment on converse porn. 2 bottles of wine on my counter, 2 bottles of wine, take a 3rd from the rack, and 3 bottles of wine disappeared from my glass.

I am prepared to answer any inappropriate questions. If you run out, I have a few...

Tittie-related bribes are always appropriate and accepted.

how do you feel about making Croc porn? Any preference to leopard platform crocs or camo flat crocs?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Apparently someone thinks Miles is sexy and couldn’t believe he wasn’t on the sexiest male list. So much so that the guy that voted for him is threatening to stage a sit in at the award show. I will update the nominations as soon as I can.

Well there is only so much room and if it comes down to Miles or Corbal for sexiest male lister then . . . Sorry Miles

 

[hotoldrguy]

Been mostly off lit for a couple of weeks...nasty flu bug so I just found this. AND I was nominated in a category

I know I will get my ass kicked cuz there are so many fantastic Litsters in the same category. But just getting nominated brings a tear to my eye and a warm feeling in my heart. So Thank you! Thank You! Thank You!

 

[Sexybritches69]

Wow...I’m very flattered and appreciative and surprised to be included here along with so many other Litsters that I admire. Thanks so much

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

haha. I so want to see if there is a crocs version now. I hope I am not disappointed



haha, we shall see. if it is too late on a weekend, then being as serious as needed for this thread will be too much of a challange. last night, I was just too tipsy to even respectably comment on converse porn. 2 bottles of wine on my counter, 2 bottles of wine, take a 3rd from the rack, and 3 bottles of wine disappeared from my glass.



how do you feel about making Croc porn? Any preference to leopard platform crocs or camo flat crocs?

The flat camocrocs are more classic, but the leopard platform Crocs have a certain element of "shoe porn" to them. Why not both?

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Been mostly off lit for a couple of weeks...nasty flu bug so I just found this. AND I was nominated in a category

I know I will get my ass kicked cuz there are so many fantastic Litsters in the same category. But just getting nominated brings a tear to my eye and a warm feeling in my heart. So Thank you! Thank You! Thank You!

Given the category, you absolutely should not expect to have your arse kicked

 

[AlwaysFara]

Been mostly off lit for a couple of weeks...nasty flu bug so I just found this. AND I was nominated in a category

I know I will get my ass kicked cuz there are so many fantastic Litsters in the same category. But just getting nominated brings a tear to my eye and a warm feeling in my heart. So Thank you! Thank You! Thank You!

I’m glad you’re feeling better.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

The flat camocrocs are more classic, but the leopard platform Crocs have a certain element of "shoe porn" to them. Why not both?

Well you make a very valid point. But then comes the question of who is wearing which crocs where? Also, who plays Steve Irwin and jumps in saying "crikey, will you look at the size of that croc" because obviously that has to happen in any croc porn.

 

[IhateClowns]

Now comes the pure joy of people complaining about not being nominated for something when they themselves never bothered to nominate anyone else for anything.

 

[beachbaby179]

Now comes the pure joy of people complaining about not being nominated for something when they themselves never bothered to nominate anyone else for anything.

Gee, Clowns - it's almost like you know us or something...

 

[IhateClowns]

Gee, Clowns - it's almost like you know us or something...

I have been here a Lifetime! Hmmm that’s one of the categories isn’t it?

*hint hint*

 

[LushLeanora]

I volunteer to be a seat filler

 

[cowslinger64]

Now comes the pure joy of people complaining about not being nominated for something when they themselves never bothered to nominate anyone else for anything.

I hope I win the troll one!!!!


I'm sure I can thank my idiot buddy query for that..

 

[tnman03]

Now comes the pure joy of people complaining about not being nominated for something when they themselves never bothered to nominate anyone else for anything.

https://i.imgur.com/rjrerWll.gif




I've no doubt that you are correct.