The Litties 2019 Categories

[TANSTAAFL58]

Well you make a very valid point. But then comes the question of who is wearing which crocs where? Also, who plays Steve Irwin and jumps in saying "crikey, will you look at the size of that croc" because obviously that has to happen in any croc porn.

Thirteen. Just sayin' (No, it doesn't mean that)

 

[tnman03]

mistaken post

 

[Chris_Michael]

Troll of the year:
Chris_Michael

This dude right here is legit. I think he should win.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

https://i.imgur.com/rjrerWll.gif




I've no doubt that you are correct.

Oh now, everyone here are mature, elegant, and classy people. I am sure everyone will be all graceful and shit. Well except me, I plan to try real hard to find something to be butt hurt about.

Thirteen. Just sayin' (No, it doesn't mean that)

Well, a girl can dream. And apparently, I will have to find something else to be butt hurt about. Just couldn't make it easy for me, could ya?

 

[AlliaPotestas]

This dude right here is legit. I think he should win.

I am afraid you are too low down on my twat-o-meter... we’ve had this conversation...

Although there may be time to improve your standing...

 

[Chris_Michael]

I am afraid you are too low down on my twat-o-meter... we’ve had this conversation...

Although there may be time to improve your standing...

I choose not to climb the Twat-o-Meter because then you would refuse cyber in our PMs.

And after all, a man needs sex.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I hope I win the troll one!!!!


I'm sure I can thank my idiot buddy query for that..

Lol.

That was actually me

 

[SassySheDevil]

Troll of the year:

glBock, Troubledone, SA, BFG69, Chris_Michael, Cowslinger64,

Don't mind me while I laugh!!

 

[Chris_Michael]

Don't mind me while I laugh!!

You know what? This troll right here gets the women. That's why I'm called a troll. It's just a bunch of haters who know I'm really the king of making pussies wet.

 

[13Fantasies]

Thanks for the nominations.

 

[SassySheDevil]

You know what? This troll right here gets the women. That's why I'm called a troll. It's just a bunch of haters who know I'm really the king of making pussies wet.

Oh yes. King Chris!!! Well King. I will be sure to think of you during the voting process.


I am shocked to see my name in here. Thank you to those who nominated me for anything.

 

[Chris_Michael]

Oh yes. King Chris!!! Well King. I will be sure to think of you during the voting process.


I am shocked to see my name in here. Thank you to those who nominated me for anything.

I wonder if I can nominate myself for Sexiest Troll and Literotica's MVP...

Actually, not only do I nominate myself, I also vote myself as the winner of those two categories as well.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Now comes the pure joy of people complaining about not being nominated for something when they themselves never bothered to nominate anyone else for anything.

You won't hear any complaints from me.

 

[IhateClowns]

You won't hear any complaints from me.

It is alllllll fun until someone takes it seriously.

 

[hotwords229_A]

So if I win an Oscar my paycheck gets bigger.
If I win a Littie . . . does anything get bigger?

 

[AlliaPotestas]

I wonder if I can nominate myself for Sexiest Troll and Literotica's MVP...

Actually, not only do I nominate myself, I also vote myself as the winner of those two categories as well.

MVP???

Because of the work I do - that’s Minimum Viable Product...

Actually that might be apt in these circumstances...

 

[Chris_Michael]

MVP???

Because of the work I do - that’s Minimum Viable Product...

Actually that might be apt in these circumstances...

AP, just admit that you want the D. You want it. You always beg for it.

Every time I log into Lit, I get a PM and it's you saying, "PLEASE CHRIS GIVE ME YOUR SMALL PENIS! PLEASE!!!!!!!"

 

[AlliaPotestas]

AP, just admit that you want the D. You want it. You always beg for it.

Every time I log into Lit, I get a PM and it's you saying, "PLEASE CHRIS GIVE ME YOUR SMALL PENIS! PLEASE!!!!!!!"

You have to do better than that to go up my twat-o-meter...

(ps - seriously... what is MVP? And if it’s rude you’ve fucked up all my agile sprints at work, where MVP is banded around all the time... I already do more than my fair share of random and inappropriate giggling)

 

[Chris_Michael]

You have to do better than that to go up my twat-o-meter...

(ps - seriously... what is MVP? And if it’s rude you’ve fucked up all my agile sprints at work, where MVP is banded around all the time... I already do more than my fair share of random and inappropriate giggling)

Are you asking what MVP stands for? lol Most Valuable Player

My goal is not to go up your twat-o-meter. It's to go up your twat. lol

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Are you asking what MVP stands for? lol Most Valuable Player

My goal is not to go up your twat-o-meter. It's to go up your twat. lol

In which you need to do a lot better... or get reincarnated as my greedy girl vibe... which isn’t a bad life if you don’t mind being used roughly by me and discarded once I’m satisfied...

Anywhos - I feel we’ve disrupted this thread enough

Say something troll-like to up your chances of winning (not about me because I’ll fucking come for you... )

 

[Chris_Michael]

In which you need to do a lot better... or get reincarnated as my greedy girl vibe... which isn’t a bad life if you don’t mind being used roughly by me and discarded once I’m satisfied...

Anywhos - I feel we’ve disrupted this thread enough

Say something troll-like to up your chances of winning (not about me because I’ll fucking come for you... )

You always cum for me, silly.

And you’re just trying to get off the thread so you can talk to me in private. I know your game!

 

[AlliaPotestas]

You always cum for me, silly.

And you’re just trying to get off the thread so you can talk to me in private. I know your game!

If that’s the best you’ve got, you don’t deserve troll of the year. Give it to glCock, terribly sorry I mean bock...

 

[AlliaPotestas]

btw - if glCock terribly sorry I mean bock does win and tragically cannot attend - I am more than happy to do an acceptance speech on his behalf... that’s a serious offer... you’ll get a proper recording...

 

[rubydlite]

"Sexiest Female:

Shi_One81, LA Candy. Tonguelust, Suzanne, BlondeAmbition, RubyDlite Sexybrotches69, Weespanner, Emsway, Sassy She Devil, Indie, Lostgirltink, Lizvegas79, Numi, Rainshine, Kim Leigh, Cuminside, Bellissa"

You guys are sweet. Xoxox
And all these ladies are bombshells

 

[Chris_Michael]

If that’s the best you’ve got, you don’t deserve troll of the year. Give it to glCock, terribly sorry I mean bock...

And..... Best Couple of the Year goes to:

AP AND GLBOCK!

*applauds* Great job, you two!