The Litties 2019 Categories

[beachbaby179]

There is a cock ring in my lounge permanently in plain view, does that mean I can still attend?

(Although on second thoughts, it is being used as a candle holder, which is probably a whole different type of sex toy abuse... )

And even as we speak, my womanizer is charging on my bedside table. So tell us, HW, are you using your butt plugs for bookends? Hmmm?

 

[hotwords229_A]

And even as we speak, my womanizer is charging on my bedside table. So tell us, HW, are you using your butt plugs for bookends? Hmmm?

Like many outspoken people I don't actually practice what I preach. In fact, I don't even own any sex toys, I've merely proclaimed myself their spokesperson.

#buybuttplugs

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Like many outspoken people I don't actually practice what I preach. In fact, I don't even own any sex toys, I've merely proclaimed myself their spokesperson.

#buybuttplugs

And where should I send this buttplug that I just bought you???

 

[hotwords229_A]

And where should I send this buttplug that I just bought you???

The name kind of implies where you should "send" it

 

[catherinewheel77]

Is there an award for this particular category?
http://66.media.tumblr.com/526f395a60122d19ba069d65ab47ba98/tumblr_mpjd5kHi8D1rphtnfo1_400.jpg

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

There is a cock ring in my lounge permanently in plain view, does that mean I can still attend?

(Although on second thoughts, it is being used as a candle holder, which is probably a whole different type of sex toy abuse... )

My new Colt 8-snap leather cock ring fits my wrist as a bracelet. It makes it easier to explain at the metal detector.

A friend once put (non-piercing) nipple dangles on her Christmas tree, just to see if anyone noticed. I was the only perv! !

I will not be boycotting because I crave the red carpet. However, I will be wearing the afforementioned leather cock ring on my wrist, a nipple stud as a tie tack, and a nipple chain on my pocket watch, in solidarity.

Now, will the Ushers be guiding people to their seats using Fleshlights?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Is there an award for this particular category?
http://66.media.tumblr.com/526f395a60122d19ba069d65ab47ba98/tumblr_mpjd5kHi8D1rphtnfo1_400.jpg

Haha! Now I'm wondering which side of the glory hole he was on to win that honor!

 

[Suz_anne]

Haha! Now I'm wondering which side of the glory hole he was on to win that honor!

Take a wild guess...

 

[hotwords229_A]

Take a wild guess...

He must save a fortune in mustache wax.

 

[JennyNo1]

Personally, I will be BOYCOTTING this year's Litties to shed light on a troubling issue in the world today: Sex Toy Abuse.

Seriously people why do we only take our sex toys out when WE need them? This is a level of selfish narcissism that has got to stop.
We stick our toys in dark, scary places, then when we're done with them we hide them away like a shameful secret.

When was the last time you took your dildo out to see a movie?
Why not replace that vase of flowers with a decorative Fleshlight by your window?
Why not change your Facebook status to 'In a serious relationship with my vibrator'?

It's 2019, time to start treating our sex toys with the proper love and attention we ask of them.

#SexToyLove #VictoryforVibrators #PointlessPost

Damn, I really hate when people use perfectly fine, fun occasions to further their political platforms. #ItsMyToyAndI'llDoWhatILikeWithIt

 

[Daizie]

Yay I haven't missed it!

 

[AbsintheFather]

Damn, I really hate when people use perfectly fine, fun occasions to further their political platforms. #ItsMyToyAndI'llDoWhatILikeWithIt

Yeah, shut up and play!

 

[ydahecnot]

Is there an award for this particular category?
http://66.media.tumblr.com/526f395a60122d19ba069d65ab47ba98/tumblr_mpjd5kHi8D1rphtnfo1_400.jpg

Waste of an epic pornstache

 

[hotwords229_A]

Damn, I really hate when people use perfectly fine, fun occasions to further their political platforms. #ItsMyToyAndI'llDoWhatILikeWithIt

Yeah, shut up and play!

Okay, I'll end the boycott, but everyone better bring their sex toys to the red carpet with them.

 

[Daizie]

Okay, I'll end the boycott, but everyone better bring their sex toys to the red carpet with them.

Will you be my sex toy for the evening? *bats eyelashes*

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Tittie Inspectors of the World Unite!

I think the trophy should be a single blonde pubic hair mounted on a massive twelve-inch shaft.

You can keep the massive twelve inch shaft but I will accept a single red hair.

I feel like this deserves a deep, penetrating investigation that really looks into the ins and outs of this alleged red carpet and I vow to stop at nothing until the existence of this red carpet conspiracy is thoroughly probed and put to bed.

The carpet certainly starts off red but towards the end, turns a colour nobody as yet has been able to put a name on.

And I highly doubt that squishy & slippery qualifies as a colour.

He must save a fortune in mustache wax.

what to speak...skin cream.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Will you be my sex toy for the evening? *bats eyelashes*

Hey Daizie! How have you been? It's been forever.
Of course, I'll be your sex toy, just please don't stick any batteries in my rear compartment.

 

[Daizie]

Hey Daizie! How have you been? It's been forever.
Of course, I'll be your sex toy, just please don't stick any batteries in my rear compartment.

I've been good. I'm still around, sometimes I just lurk.

Cool, thanks! I promise not to stick any batteries back there however....

 

[IhateClowns]

I have to move the Litties to either Friday or Saturday night. My apologies. I will let everyone know tomorrow. Had some family emergency stuff happen this weekend. Thanks for understanding.

Also I will post who has been nominated so far sometime tomorrow as well. Hopefully that will spark others to nominate. We have only had about 33 people send in nominations so far.

 

[beachbaby179]

Hope everything is OK, Clowns... and if I get a vote, I vote for Friday. My kids will be here on Saturday night - hehehe. Not something I really want to share with them.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Hope things are well. Saturday nite wouldn't be good for me but if it happens then, so be it.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

You can keep the massive twelve inch shaft but I will accept a single red hair.

Okay, but the "blonde c*nt hair" is a well-known Engineering measurement, equal to 0.0015 inches, or "One-and-half thou", colloquially.

I hope all is well now IHC.

 

[Suz_anne]

I have to move the Litties to either Friday or Saturday night. My apologies. I will let everyone know tomorrow. Had some family emergency stuff happen this weekend. Thanks for understanding.

Also I will post who has been nominated so far sometime tomorrow as well. Hopefully that will spark others to nominate. We have only had about 33 people send in nominations so far.

Hope you and yours are okay, IHC.


Only 33 people have voted so far? Get to stuffing that ballot box, people.

 

[AbsintheFather]

Hope you and yours are okay, IHC.


Only 33 people have voted so far? Get to stuffing that ballot box, people.

And twelve of those were me and my Alts

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Maybe we should make more alts & make more nominations.