The Litties 2019 Categories

[TANSTAAFL58]

We're waiting until you produce documentation that you are a CTI*.




*Certified Tittie Inspector

I have mailed a reasonable facsimile to the address in you gave in your profile.

Signed by Hugh Hefner himself!

 

[barefootgirl69]

I found mine

blahahaha!!!

 

[default24]

blahahaha!!!

I'm like 95% certain that's the official document

 

[JennyNo1]

I have mailed a reasonable facsimile to the address in you gave in your profile.

Signed by Hugh Hefner himself!

I'm like 95% certain that's the official document

Hmmmm...
https://s7d4.turboimg.net/t1/40245762_348951.jpg

All right, everything seems to be in order. LET THE TITTIE PICS COMMENCE!

 

[curvyangel1969]

Wonder what the Trophies are going to look like??

 

[beachbaby179]

I'm like 95% certain that's the official document

Looks legit to me...

 

[beachbaby179]

Wonder what the Trophies are going to look like??

Huge golden dildos. What else? Oh, and we need a volunteer to make the mold. Anyone?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Huge golden dildos. What else? Oh, and we need a volunteer to make the mold. Anyone?

*Raises my hand . . .*

Oh, wait, you said huge. Sorry.

 

[Suz_anne]

*Saturday morning bump*

 

[ydahecnot]

I found mine

https://i.imgur.com/K9bOxiW.png

You so wrote that yourself

 

[hotwords229_A]

You so wrote that yourself

I'm willing to perjure myself in court and verify that this is a real document as long as he Deputizes me as an Inspector as well.

 

[default24]

I'm willing to perjure myself in court and verify that this is a real document as long as he Deputizes me as an Inspector as well.

Perjure?

This document comes straight from the most respected, professional governing body
these guys

 

[hotwords229_A]

Perjure?

This document comes straight from the most respected, professional governing body
these guys

My sincerest apologies. I should have known you thoroughly vetted your sources. I still want to be Deputized though. There are certain bodies here I would like to professional govern.

 

[beachbaby179]

You guys are going to be a ton of fun on the red carpet... if I even have a red carpet

 

[ydahecnot]

It’s not the color of the carpet, but the shag in it

 

[Karabare]

Wonder what the Trophies are going to look like??

Huge golden dildos. What else? Oh, and we need a volunteer to make the mold. Anyone?

I was going to say the shape of a pussy. Like an orchid. There would be too much competition for making the mold of a dildo. Hurts feelings and so forth.

 

[ydahecnot]

You could use mine for the lesser, technical awards

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Tittie Inspectors of the World Unite!

I think the trophy should be a single blonde pubic hair mounted on a massive twelve-inch shaft.

 

[hotwords229_A]

You guys are going to be a ton of fun on the red carpet... if I even have a red carpet

I feel like this deserves a deep, penetrating investigation that really looks into the ins and outs of this alleged red carpet and I vow to stop at nothing until the existence of this red carpet conspiracy is thoroughly probed and put to bed.

 

[beachbaby179]

I feel like this deserves a deep, penetrating investigation that really looks into the ins and outs of this alleged red carpet and I vow to stop at nothing until the existence of this red carpet conspiracy is thoroughly probed and put to bed.

Wonders if he'll be disappointed to see just a runner...

 

[tolyk]

Huge golden dildos. What else? Oh, and we need a volunteer to make the mold. Anyone?

I've always kind of wanted to do that, do I qualify as huge though? I don't think I'm huge..

 

[beachbaby179]

I've always kind of wanted to do that, do I qualify as huge though? I don't think I'm huge..

No. But the bow always got you extra points.

 

[tolyk]

No. But the bow always got you extra points.

Good to know

 

[hotwords229_A]

Personally, I will be BOYCOTTING this year's Litties to shed light on a troubling issue in the world today: Sex Toy Abuse.

Seriously people why do we only take our sex toys out when WE need them? This is a level of selfish narcissism that has got to stop.
We stick our toys in dark, scary places, then when we're done with them we hide them away like a shameful secret.

When was the last time you took your dildo out to see a movie?
Why not replace that vase of flowers with a decorative Fleshlight by your window?
Why not change your Facebook status to 'In a serious relationship with my vibrator'?

It's 2019, time to start treating our sex toys with the proper love and attention we ask of them.

#SexToyLove #VictoryforVibrators #PointlessPost

 

[numeniusa]

Personally, I will be BOYCOTTING this year's Litties to shed light on a troubling issue in the world today: Sex Toy Abuse.

Seriously people why do we only take our sex toys out when WE need them? This is a level of selfish narcissism that has got to stop.
We stick our toys in dark, scary places, then when we're done with them we hide them away like a shameful secret.

When was the last time you took your dildo out to see a movie?
Why not replace that vase of flowers with a decorative Fleshlight by your window?
Why not change your Facebook status to 'In a serious relationship with my vibrator'?

It's 2019, time to start treating our sex toys with the proper love and attention we ask of them.

#SexToyLove #VictoryforVibrators #PointlessPost

There is a cock ring in my lounge permanently in plain view, does that mean I can still attend?

(Although on second thoughts, it is being used as a candle holder, which is probably a whole different type of sex toy abuse... )