Justa Redux. Still nothing to see, is a redux ever better than the original

So why are you reading this thread

  • I didn't know what I was opening, and now I am backing away slowly, never to return

    Votes: 1 0.5%
  • I lurk, she is one crazy ass bitch, but she still turns me on/makes me cum

    Votes: 19 10.2%
  • I participate, she is one crazy ass bitch, but she still turns me on/makes me cum

    Votes: 7 3.8%
  • I lurk, she is fucking hilarious, and also turns me on/makes me cum

    Votes: 104 55.9%
  • I participate, she is fucking hilarious, and also turns me on/makes me cum

    Votes: 39 21.0%
  • Not turned on, but come because that bitch is fucking hilarious

    Votes: 4 2.2%
  • Shut up with the poll, I am busy with my pole.

    Votes: 12 6.5%

  • Total voters
    186
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Wasn't there a post a while back about a remote control vibrator? I seem to recall you lost your train of thought during a presentation.....ave you ever found anyone to hand the remote to?
 
Well thanks. Even if I can't leave my hand print on my ass, at least I tried, right. Totally worth points for effort.

Jesus Christ you are ridiculous...

On the point though, an ex of mine thought she was immune... Until I got leave from a deployment and left a three day lasting print on her ass, which was on full display each time we went to the beach lol
 
Wasn't there a post a while back about a remote control vibrator? I seem to recall you lost your train of thought during a presentation.....ave you ever found anyone to hand the remote to?

No, i keep the remote in my pocket. I actually have 3 remote control ones now, 2 wearable. I keep my favorite wearable at work and bring it out maybe 3 times a month. I really should play more.
 
No, i keep the remote in my pocket. I actually have 3 remote control ones now, 2 wearable. I keep my favorite wearable at work and bring it out maybe 3 times a month. I really should play more.

yes, I think you should. I have been looking at pornhub videos of women using the Lush brand; interesting videos appear when you search for shaking orgasm....the total loss of control, the eyes roll back.....might be a bit much for the cubicle though.
 
pmsl "fabulous darling," ... I would happily switch for a week, penis even-steven for pussy. (giggles haughtily) enjoy, off to shave my legs.

Oh it would be a total blast. Let me know if you need a creative list of things to try with a pussy.

Jesus Christ you are ridiculous...

On the point though, an ex of mine thought she was immune... Until I got leave from a deployment and left a three day lasting print on her ass, which was on full display each time we went to the beach lol

Yeah, I suspect people think that alot, but I totally rock ridiculous well in my opinion.

And haha. yeah, I know I smack like a girl, a weaker one at that. My wrists are kind of shot from years and years of repetitive type use. But back in my restaurant days, I had some pretty nasty marks, especially from the towel whips. Some of those cooks can really snap a fucking kitchen towel, damn. So I know it isn't my ass that is immune, it is my hand strength. Truth is it hurt my hand to smack my ass lol.
 
Yeah, I suspect people think that alot, but I totally rock ridiculous well in my opinion.

And haha. yeah, I know I smack like a girl, a weaker one at that. My wrists are kind of shot from years and years of repetitive type use. But back in my restaurant days, I had some pretty nasty marks, especially from the towel whips. Some of those cooks can really snap a fucking kitchen towel, damn. So I know it isn't my ass that is immune, it is my hand strength. Truth is it hurt my hand to smack my ass lol.

Don't break yourself gorgeous... You're needed around her for morale
 
yes, I think you should. I have been looking at pornhub videos of women using the Lush brand; interesting videos appear when you search for shaking orgasm....the total loss of control, the eyes roll back.....might be a bit much for the cubicle though.

I will be honest, I'm all cheap. Actually the 2 wearables were sent to me by knock off manufacturers. The remote non wearable was a mystery, I am pretty sure it was my ups guy telling me i should try to find a better hobby than extreme mail order shopping and to go fuck myself.


Don't break yourself gorgeous... You're needed around her for morale

Haha. No worries, my wrist twangs opening a bottle, I've adapted.
 
Haha. No worries, my wrist twangs opening a bottle, I've adapted.

As a public service though, don't overdo it... If those wrists or fingers ever need a break to recoup, there are hundreds of thirsty individuals around here that would gladiator fight for an opportunity to do their work haha
 
Well thanks. Truth is I would not even know where or how to begin.

You just start with a basic idea; a scenario you think sounds interesting. From there you figure out your main characters, and how they get from Point A to Point B in the narrative framework. You figure out obstacles to throw in their way in order for them to develop.

Worse comes to worse, you talk to a friend (hint hint) and brainstorm ideas.
 
As a public service though, don't overdo it... If those wrists or fingers ever need a break to recoup, there are hundreds of thirsty individuals around here that would gladiator fight for an opportunity to do their work haha


Yeah yeah everyone says that, and yet my best part of waking up was not a tongue in my cunt.

You just start with a basic idea; a scenario you think sounds interesting. From there you figure out your main characters, and how they get from Point A to Point B in the narrative framework. You figure out obstacles to throw in their way in order for them to develop.

Worse comes to worse, you talk to a friend (hint hint) and brainstorm ideas.

Oh just sitting there trying to make it sound easy. Ok, so I'd pick something true to my life as I don't do well with fantasy ideas. Then I am stuck with how do I make the time I got stuck naked under a desk for a meeting erotic and not funny, or my blizzard story not a trainwreck of thoughts, or turn the sex in an elevator from fun to erotic, or the bar parking lot from crazy to erotic. Etc etc etc.

It isn't as easy as you make it sound, damn it
 
Justa, those button ups look fantastic on you! I know what I would love to do with you in a good rain shower! You have a gorgeous ass! I would love to bury my face in there! Sleep with me and I guarantee you'll wake with my tongue in your pussy!
 
Ha! Holy fucking Christ... Thanks for putting the Folgers jingle in my head, but with alternate words from here on out hahaha

You need to find better bedfellows...

Haha. Well again, I just keep putting it out in the universe with hopes the universe will provide. It is something my hippy friends say. Ya know shit like see it, say it, believe it and it will be true.

Anyway hopefully at least every time you think coffee, you will have the desire to put your tongue in someone's cunt.

Justa, those button ups look fantastic on you! I know what I would love to do with you in a good rain shower! You have a gorgeous ass! I would love to bury my face in there! Sleep with me and I guarantee you'll wake with my tongue in your pussy!

Thank you. Ok and just so I am clear, I prefer my wake ups not be before 5am.
 
Haha. Well again, I just keep putting it out in the universe with hopes the universe will provide. It is something my hippy friends say. Ya know shit like see it, say it, believe it and it will be true.

Anyway hopefully at least every time you think coffee, you will have the desire to put your tongue in someone's cunt.

Try this... The kids that work for me all have "Hope Walls." The pin what they want in life and their career to a cork board in hopes they'll achieve them. Maybe that'll work for you...

And I'm more of a doer than a thinker... And you're putting horrible ideas in my head. So as we all sit here, my coffee is being felated... Hahaha
 
Oh just sitting there trying to make it sound easy. Ok, so I'd pick something true to my life as I don't do well with fantasy ideas. Then I am stuck with how do I make the time I got stuck naked under a desk for a meeting erotic and not funny, or my blizzard story not a trainwreck of thoughts, or turn the sex in an elevator from fun to erotic, or the bar parking lot from crazy to erotic. Etc etc etc.

It isn't as easy as you make it sound, damn it

Crazy and erotic and funny and erotic don’t have to be mutually exclusive. I find that adding elements of humor to sexually charged stories helps ease certain areas of tension.
 
It is indeed a lovely Saturday now that I have stopped in and seen you looking sexy on your knees.

Sorry to hear that your morning routine has still not changed for the better.
 
Try this... The kids that work for me all have "Hope Walls." The pin what they want in life and their career to a cork board in hopes they'll achieve them. Maybe that'll work for you...

And I'm more of a doer than a thinker... And you're putting horrible ideas in my head. So as we all sit here, my coffee is being felated... Hahaha

I shall do that on my cubical wall, I am sure HR will be a fan.

Did your coffee enjoy it?

Crazy and erotic and funny and erotic don’t have to be mutually exclusive. I find that adding elements of humor to sexually charged stories helps ease certain areas of tension.

Well that is my life method, both on purpose and purely accidental, but I don't think it is for most.

It is indeed a lovely Saturday now that I have stopped in and seen you looking sexy on your knees.

Sorry to hear that your morning routine has still not changed for the better.

Thanks, and the ground outside is actually more comfortable than my tile closet.

Hope springs eternal
 
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