EndlessNameless
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I think so, if you don't mind getting dirty, of course
Oh, I am very dirty.
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I think so, if you don't mind getting dirty, of course
You have quite the active imagination. You should try writing these ideas out as a story!
Oh, I am very dirty.
Haha. I don't know if that would be a story for here. I think it would fall somewhere between comedy, science fiction, and criminal minds.
I’m an amateur author. I’d be more than happy to help you out if you ever decide to let your ideas flow to the printed page.
well I did try for a handprint, however my ass is apparently all but immune. or maybe i just smack like a girl. idk
but it is thursday so there is my thong
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Love this thread!
Well (sic) ... pondered what I would do if I had a penis for a day (sic) ...
Well thanks. Even if I can't leave my hand print on my ass, at least I tried, right. Totally worth points for effort.
Wasn't there a post a while back about a remote control vibrator? I seem to recall you lost your train of thought during a presentation.....ave you ever found anyone to hand the remote to?
No, i keep the remote in my pocket. I actually have 3 remote control ones now, 2 wearable. I keep my favorite wearable at work and bring it out maybe 3 times a month. I really should play more.
pmsl "fabulous darling," ... I would happily switch for a week, penis even-steven for pussy. (giggles haughtily) enjoy, off to shave my legs.
Jesus Christ you are ridiculous...
On the point though, an ex of mine thought she was immune... Until I got leave from a deployment and left a three day lasting print on her ass, which was on full display each time we went to the beach lol
Yeah, I suspect people think that alot, but I totally rock ridiculous well in my opinion.
And haha. yeah, I know I smack like a girl, a weaker one at that. My wrists are kind of shot from years and years of repetitive type use. But back in my restaurant days, I had some pretty nasty marks, especially from the towel whips. Some of those cooks can really snap a fucking kitchen towel, damn. So I know it isn't my ass that is immune, it is my hand strength. Truth is it hurt my hand to smack my ass lol.
yes, I think you should. I have been looking at pornhub videos of women using the Lush brand; interesting videos appear when you search for shaking orgasm....the total loss of control, the eyes roll back.....might be a bit much for the cubicle though.
Don't break yourself gorgeous... You're needed around her for morale
Haha. No worries, my wrist twangs opening a bottle, I've adapted.
Well thanks. Truth is I would not even know where or how to begin.
As a public service though, don't overdo it... If those wrists or fingers ever need a break to recoup, there are hundreds of thirsty individuals around here that would gladiator fight for an opportunity to do their work haha
You just start with a basic idea; a scenario you think sounds interesting. From there you figure out your main characters, and how they get from Point A to Point B in the narrative framework. You figure out obstacles to throw in their way in order for them to develop.
Worse comes to worse, you talk to a friend (hint hint) and brainstorm ideas.
Yeah yeah everyone says that, and yet my best part of waking up was not a tongue in my cunt.
Ha! Holy fucking Christ... Thanks for putting the Folgers jingle in my head, but with alternate words from here on out hahaha
You need to find better bedfellows...
Justa, those button ups look fantastic on you! I know what I would love to do with you in a good rain shower! You have a gorgeous ass! I would love to bury my face in there! Sleep with me and I guarantee you'll wake with my tongue in your pussy!
Haha. Well again, I just keep putting it out in the universe with hopes the universe will provide. It is something my hippy friends say. Ya know shit like see it, say it, believe it and it will be true.
Anyway hopefully at least every time you think coffee, you will have the desire to put your tongue in someone's cunt.
Oh just sitting there trying to make it sound easy. Ok, so I'd pick something true to my life as I don't do well with fantasy ideas. Then I am stuck with how do I make the time I got stuck naked under a desk for a meeting erotic and not funny, or my blizzard story not a trainwreck of thoughts, or turn the sex in an elevator from fun to erotic, or the bar parking lot from crazy to erotic. Etc etc etc.
It isn't as easy as you make it sound, damn it
Try this... The kids that work for me all have "Hope Walls." The pin what they want in life and their career to a cork board in hopes they'll achieve them. Maybe that'll work for you...
And I'm more of a doer than a thinker... And you're putting horrible ideas in my head. So as we all sit here, my coffee is being felated... Hahaha
Crazy and erotic and funny and erotic don’t have to be mutually exclusive. I find that adding elements of humor to sexually charged stories helps ease certain areas of tension.
It is indeed a lovely Saturday now that I have stopped in and seen you looking sexy on your knees.
Sorry to hear that your morning routine has still not changed for the better.
Happy Saturday.
It is shaping up to be a lovely day if the rain stops.
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