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[barefootgirl69]

Well if you'll just stop screaming

But, that's how they do it in porn videos.

 

[Hornblende]

But, that's how they do it in pawn shops.

Aren't you setting your standards a little low here?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Aren't you setting your table a little early there?

Easter will be around before you know it.

 

[Hornblende]

Oestrogen will be around before you know it.

Yep, testosterone too!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Yep, testosterone zoo!

I've never heard Lit described so well!

 

[Ask For More]

I've never heard tits described so well!

Perhaps you need to read more erotica?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Perhaps you need to be more erotic?

You think so? I'll need a partner to practice with....

 

[Hornblende]

You drink so much! I'll need a partner to practice with....

Pull up a chair, the bar's open !

 

[Lia Monde]

Bend over the chair, my zipper's open!

The best offer I've had this week.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Just $20? Well, I suppose that's the best offer I've had this week.

I apologize. You're worth a lot more, but I forgot to swing by the bank on the way over here.

 

[Hornblende]

I apologize. You're worth a lot more, but I forgot not to wank on the way over here.

And you call yourself a gentleman

 

[Hornblende]

Bump. This thread deserves life!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Huh. I need to get a life!

You're going on plenty of adventures!

 

[Sh75]

i'm going on dirty adventures!

When do these adventures start, and why wasnt i invited

 

[Hornblende]

You're going on my advent calendar!

Do I get a chocolate?!

 

[Ask For More]

Do I beget a chocolate?!

I don't know, are you a chocolatier?

 

[Hornblende]

I don't know, are you a musketeer?

"All for one, and no, wait, every man for himself!". Clearly I'm not.

 

[barefootgirl69]

"All for one, and no, wait, every man for himself!". Clearly I'm confused.

Should I read it to you again at bedtime?

 

[Sh75]

Should I feed it to you again at bedtime?

God lord havent you had enough already

 

[barefootgirl69]

Good Lord, I can never get enough!

Quit taking all my crayons!

 

[Hornblende]

Quit faking all my hard-ons!

Now I've told you before, only men can have those...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Now I've told you before, I want some of those...

Trust me, I want you to have some of those!

 

[Hornblende]

Truss me up, and take off all your clothes!

Sigh... Oh well, your wish is my command.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I've missed this thread!

Hey... You wish to obey my command?

It took you this long to figure that out?

 

[Hornblende]

It took you this long to finger that c**t?

It's not something you should hurry...