Light bulb jokes

[oO00Oo]

How many hashtags does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer: none. They don't have electricity in their little dung huts.

 

[oO00Oo]

How many ques does it take to change a lightbulb?


None, he gets a man to do it so he doesn't get a run in his stockings.

 

[jomar]

Well shit. You wrote this while I was posting.

Haha, noticed that.

 

[Kirkrapine]

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two.

 

[rae121452]

rae (bunchofnumbers)

Don't bother me about silly things like light bulbs, I'm too busy changing my AV every couple of minutes.

gosh, thanks! i almost forgot. i'll pick one for you.

 

[ArtisticX]

how many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

At least a dozen, including support personal having gender appropriate restroom facilities, signage in at least 2 languages.

 

[rae121452]

You missed a perfectly good ass joke there...

no he didn't. you responded, that counts as one.

 

[rae121452]

how many hip-hop artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

fuck you, motherfucker, if you got to ask it ain't none of your business. (sound of gunfire)

how many nuns...lightbulb?

none. they use candles because they're not allowed to screw anything.

 

[Kirkrapine]

How many Teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?
Twelve. You got a problem with that?

 

[Kirkrapine]

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None! They have a machine that can do that now!

 

[Not Normal]

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None! They have a machine that can do that now!

Classic.

 

[Not Normal]

How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb.
Five, One to do it and four others to talk about how much better they would have done it.

How many harmonica players does it take to change a lightbulb?
How needs light when you don't read music?

 

[Bottomlover]

How many Dead heads does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change light bulbs - they just follow them around for 20 years after they burn out.

 

[Celand]

How many LA folks takes to change a light bulb ?

12 !

One the change the bulb, the other 11 to share the experience!

 

[CandiCame]

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two.

I feel like 42 would have been funnier but less on point.

 

[jaF0]

How many Litsers does it take to change a light bulb?

No way to tell. They never agree on anything and are too busy leering at each other's naughty bits.

 

[HisArpy]

How many Litsers does it take to change a light bulb?

No way to tell. They never agree on anything and are too busy leering at each other's naughty bits.

Excuse me? I'll have you know MY bits are extremely well mannered. Most of the time anyway.

OTOH, if your bits are "naughty" they could probably use a good spanking or two...


Maybe even three.