Kirkrapine
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Sergeant Rock: The fighting NCO who can turn himself into a rock! For up to 24 hours! During that time he is mindless, helpless, and totally defenseless against any superbaddie with a cold chisel. Still has the scars from the time the Joker sold him to a tombstone carver.
The Scream: Able to endure limitless amounts of pain without passing out or dying of shock! The worse it gets, the more fiercely he writhes on the ground and whimpers for mercy! The mightiest anesthetics are powerless against his agony!
Homo Flatulens: Farts like you wouldn't believe! Professor X believes he represents the next stage in human evolution. His distant descendants will be able to fly with gas jets, and knock their enemies unconscious. Unfortunately, at his present stage of evolution, all he can do is make embarrassing noises and stink up the room.
Doctor Mayjaluk: By staring at the back of your neck, he can cause you to turn around briefly. His power works on subway cars, in libraries, and especially when he's trying not to be noticed on the grounds of the Fortress of Doom.
Antibiotiko: Can shoot rays lethal to all microorganisms out of his eyes. Any villain he zaps is utterly doomed to suffer a mild, temporary vitamin deficiency for lack of symbiotic intestinal flora. Like his mother says, better he should've been a doctor.
The Scream: Able to endure limitless amounts of pain without passing out or dying of shock! The worse it gets, the more fiercely he writhes on the ground and whimpers for mercy! The mightiest anesthetics are powerless against his agony!
Homo Flatulens: Farts like you wouldn't believe! Professor X believes he represents the next stage in human evolution. His distant descendants will be able to fly with gas jets, and knock their enemies unconscious. Unfortunately, at his present stage of evolution, all he can do is make embarrassing noises and stink up the room.
Doctor Mayjaluk: By staring at the back of your neck, he can cause you to turn around briefly. His power works on subway cars, in libraries, and especially when he's trying not to be noticed on the grounds of the Fortress of Doom.
Antibiotiko: Can shoot rays lethal to all microorganisms out of his eyes. Any villain he zaps is utterly doomed to suffer a mild, temporary vitamin deficiency for lack of symbiotic intestinal flora. Like his mother says, better he should've been a doctor.
