gentold
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False. Can't stand it.
TNP likes cocktails.
I do
TNP licks cocktails without cocks .
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False. Can't stand it.
TNP likes cocktails.
I do
TNP licks cocktails without cocks .
True. Best in 30 states, pal.
TNP licks cocktails without the tails.
True
TNP flashes the bird
I flash it, shoot it, and believe one in the hand is worth two in the bush--wait. I may want to reconsider that one.
TNP loves at hear his / her SO whisper a moan as opposed to screaming one during sex.
true
TNP has trouble being quiet during sex, even when they're trying
True
TNP screams when they climax .
True, not to mention throwing out every obscenity known and unknown to humankind.
If TNP had superpowers, s/he would use them for evil.
True and I was the right age to live through its beginnings and all its gloryFalse (What's not evil to me could be evil to others.)
TNP grew up before the internet.
True and I was the right age to live through its beginnings and all its glory
TNP hung out in AOL and Yahoo chat rooms looking for kinky fun.
True
TNP remembers all the free sex dating sites before Craigs List (Could really use an update on those sites now)
Okay. Been about 24 hours with this, so once again I am forced to answer my own query.
True
TNP wishes I would stop contributing to True or False.
False (contribute less?)
TNP dislikes having to go through their morning routine.
False. Once I’m up the worst is over. Going to work is so much better than not having a work to go to.
TNP has pretended to go to work while secretly taking the day off.
False.
TNP has been ticketed for speeding
True
TNP has never served jury duty.
True. I got summoned once but had already moved by the time I got the summons. Was in a different state.
TNP likes to sit at the stop light and pretend they are waiting for the green to drop at the NHRA Winter Nationals.
I've been known to squeal away from a stoplight now and then.
TNP thinks that's awful and drives a hybrid.
I've been known to squeal away from a stoplight now and then.
TNP thinks that's awful and drives a hybrid.
False, I don't own a car
TNP is currently in bed?
TNP can bake great cookies