The Isolated Blurt Thread XVII : Squish Me Like You Mean It!

[butters]

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There seems to be an inordinate amount - even by GB standards - of captious capons about, spending oodles of time quantifying their masculinity by trying to tug on pigtails, bully, and provoke.

Busywork it appears, for the insecure and gelded internet badasses.

shit talkers gonna shit talk
lace is faded and full of holes

I have the chocolate ferrero rocher hazelnut balls.....

and...? they're quite nice

 

[pointless]

toffifay is still better, damnit.

 

[butters]

so excited - gonna make that rug as my new project, but i can't start till i decide on a design. sooo many possibilities it's hard to decide!

think i've decided on this, or something as close to it as i can make. it'll be the first rug i've made since a kid; there were other designs i preferred but they would be too hard, i think. we'll see how this goes.

 

[Notcastor]

There seems to be an inordinate amount - even by GB standards - of captious capons about, spending oodles of time quantifying their masculinity by trying to tug on pigtails, bully, and provoke.

Busywork it appears, for the insecure and gelded internet badasses.

You want some grey poopon with that whine, des?

 

[phantom4533]

toffifay is still better, damnit.

I prefer dark chocolate.

 

[HarryHill]

Creamy

 

[adrina]

think i've decided on this, or something as close to it as i can make. it'll be the first rug i've made since a kid; there were other designs i preferred but they would be too hard, i think. we'll see how this goes.

That should be awesome.

 

[adrina]

Time to kill the freakin' camel.

 

[Aglaopheme]

A dinner party for the ages! Glad y'all had a good time!

Perhaps we’ll be down your way next time.

think i've decided on this, or something as close to it as i can make. it'll be the first rug i've made since a kid; there were other designs i preferred but they would be too hard, i think. we'll see how this goes.

I dig the koi. I bet you can find a pattern that is similar.

 

[pointless]

I prefer dark chocolate.

this aint your fight.

 

[Saint Peter]

koi ponds

food or entertainment?

 

[pointless]

a reason to bite my tongue to keep the bad puns inside.

 

[pointless]

trying to figure out if the class action suit my niece wanted me to look into is real is making my brain hurt. this is why people hate you, lawyers. reading through the shit you fucks write is worse than waterboarding.

 

[Notcastor]

Vaginal mesh?

 

[butters]

That should be awesome.

Perhaps we’ll be down your way next time.




I dig the koi. I bet you can find a pattern that is similar.

well, the plan is to take the design as is - print it out, grid it, draw it onto the 44"x60" canvas then use the picture as guide for the colour shadings. that's the plan... i'll see how the drawing out part goes before fully committing. the shapes look reasonably easy to reproduce and the naturally 'fuzzy' appearance of focus should suit a hand-made rug. fingers crossed, anyways

 

[butters]

Creamy

yes, yes you are

Time to kill the freakin' camel.

noooooooo! don't kill the camel!

on another note, i've found the card reader in the deepest recess of his desk drawer so i can upload puppy pics and more later

 

[adrina]

yes, yes you are

noooooooo! don't kill the camel!

on another note, i've found the card reader in the deepest recess of his desk drawer so i can upload puppy pics and more later

It's an imaginary camel.


Puppies.

 

[thør]

well, the plan is to take the design as is - print it out, grid it, draw it onto the 44"x60" canvas then use the picture as guide for the colour shadings. that's the plan... i'll see how the drawing out part goes before fully committing. the shapes look reasonably easy to reproduce and the naturally 'fuzzy' appearance of focus should suit a hand-made rug. fingers crossed, anyways

Why not just print it on the canvas? I realize that's quicker.....

 

[butters]

Why not just print it on the canvas? I realize that's quicker.....

quicker's good! but...
i don't know how to - i mean, i can resize the image i suppose, though it'll lose a lot of definition blown up to 44"x60", but how do i actually get it onto the canvas

 

[chillywilly2]

quicker's good! but...
i don't know how to - i mean, i can resize the image i suppose, though it'll lose a lot of definition blown up to 44"x60", but how do i actually get it onto the canvas

lazer beams

 

[pointless]

camera obscura.

 

[butters]

lazer beams

camera obscura.

 

[pointless]

youtube keeps making me want to move to new zealand in the 1980's to listen to music. someone get me a fucking tardis already.

 

[thør]

quicker's good! but...
i don't know how to - i mean, i can resize the image i suppose, though it'll lose a lot of definition blown up to 44"x60", but how do i actually get it onto the canvas

There is a lot of "art" printing done on canvas. Maybe it's not the right kind of canvas?

But, you should be able to source an old overhead projector, and project the image onto your rug blank on the wall. The library or a school might have one of these you use. Otherwise, they might have a digital projector (now becoming extinct due to smartboards) you can rent for a day.

 

[pointless]

if she didn't dig the camera obscura angle i doubt she's gonna pony up for an overhead projector.