Justadesperatewifeandmom
digital demi-god
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so the last serious of a request today is for the feet guys. sorry, as I said, only yourselves to blame.
anyway, I don't get the feet thing. it doesn't bother me, I just don't get it. especially my feet. I have never had a pedicure, I haven't painted my nails in months. I have done nothing with them.
oh wait, actually I did something last month. Ok, you guys may not know this, but there is a weird mom fad where we soak our feet in a mild acid, which causes the top layer of skin to peel off, and we share pictures of this process because in is awesomely gnarly. no one knows why we do this, or why we find it so oddly satisfying, it is kind of like popping a pimple, very odd. the first of these products was called baby feet, but it has now been knocked off by many. the concept is that once the top layer of skin is removed, what is left is soft as a baby's. you'd think that is why we do it, but no, it is really the awesomely gnarly peeling stage that we find satisfying. Anyway a company sent me a bunch of packs to try and hopefully post and give out. Which i tried, it did do the peeling thing, and I posted.
so yes, I did one foot thing, the weird mom acid soak trend.
anyway back to not getting the foot thing. this also means I don't understand what I am supposed to do with my boring feet in requested images.
so my feet sitting there just being feet.
http://i.imgur.com/HiFbxvKm.jpg
my feet playing with childrens sensory water beads, this was actually really fun, they feel squishy
http://i.imgur.com/LRJ1n99m.jpg
my feet drawing a picture. it is a fucking tree. truth is it is about as good as I could draw by hand. also I am right footed for sure.
http://i.imgur.com/994ruSAm.jpg
this one was a request by a male, but not here, my 6 year old son actually. he made a mud puddle and wanted me to come in and join him....um yum
http://i.imgur.com/VgJ1eoJm.jpg
of course little did I know, once I was lured in, his plan was to jump alot....soooo
http://i.imgur.com/AE5tZwxm.jpg
thats ok though, I don't mind getting dirty.
and that was yesterday from the perspective of my feet
anyway, I don't get the feet thing. it doesn't bother me, I just don't get it. especially my feet. I have never had a pedicure, I haven't painted my nails in months. I have done nothing with them.
oh wait, actually I did something last month. Ok, you guys may not know this, but there is a weird mom fad where we soak our feet in a mild acid, which causes the top layer of skin to peel off, and we share pictures of this process because in is awesomely gnarly. no one knows why we do this, or why we find it so oddly satisfying, it is kind of like popping a pimple, very odd. the first of these products was called baby feet, but it has now been knocked off by many. the concept is that once the top layer of skin is removed, what is left is soft as a baby's. you'd think that is why we do it, but no, it is really the awesomely gnarly peeling stage that we find satisfying. Anyway a company sent me a bunch of packs to try and hopefully post and give out. Which i tried, it did do the peeling thing, and I posted.
so yes, I did one foot thing, the weird mom acid soak trend.
anyway back to not getting the foot thing. this also means I don't understand what I am supposed to do with my boring feet in requested images.
so my feet sitting there just being feet.
http://i.imgur.com/HiFbxvKm.jpg
my feet playing with childrens sensory water beads, this was actually really fun, they feel squishy
http://i.imgur.com/LRJ1n99m.jpg
my feet drawing a picture. it is a fucking tree. truth is it is about as good as I could draw by hand. also I am right footed for sure.
http://i.imgur.com/994ruSAm.jpg
this one was a request by a male, but not here, my 6 year old son actually. he made a mud puddle and wanted me to come in and join him....um yum
http://i.imgur.com/VgJ1eoJm.jpg
of course little did I know, once I was lured in, his plan was to jump alot....soooo
http://i.imgur.com/AE5tZwxm.jpg
thats ok though, I don't mind getting dirty.
and that was yesterday from the perspective of my feet