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Dancing on the bar, I was once paid to do it for a season on a Greek Island many moons ago :devil:

What’s your fave tipple of choice?

Vodka these days - it goes with everything! Tonic usually, but I'll put it in lemonade, coffee, Hawaiian Punch, hot and iced tea - it's the chameleon of potent potables.

What liquor produces 'dangerous' results for you?
(Ex: for me, Tequila is the one that is most likely to leave me wondering if I crossed any lines when I wake up in the morning)
 
Vodka these days - it goes with everything! Tonic usually, but I'll put it in lemonade, coffee, Hawaiian Punch, hot and iced tea - it's the chameleon of potent potables.

What liquor produces 'dangerous' results for you?
(Ex: for me, Tequila is the one that is most likely to leave me wondering if I crossed any lines when I wake up in the morning)

Also Tequila! It lives up to the words of the infamous song in my case ;)

Do u have any sex tapes of yourself?
 
Yes. So I did. Lol.

What sexual thing is an absolute, hard no for you.

Aside from the obvious, which are, thankfully (rightly so) crimes, piss and scat play are disgustingly off limits. I can barely think of those as sexual - they seem to be just weird shit that somehow got entwined with the practitioners' sexuality.

What's the one kink you have that you keep secret (and it takes a lot to bring it up with a new paramour)?
 
Aside from the obvious, which are, thankfully (rightly so) crimes, piss and scat play are disgustingly off limits. I can barely think of those as sexual - they seem to be just weird shit that somehow got entwined with the practitioners' sexuality.

What's the one kink you have that you keep secret (and it takes a lot to bring it up with a new paramour)?

It's a secret. Duh.

Has anyone you have not had sex with, seen you have sex?
 
It's a secret. Duh.

Has anyone you have not had sex with, seen you have sex?

Well, yes. My good friend Tumbleweed Jones has seen me have sex dozens of times. Back when we were prospectin' together out in Carson City and Sacramento we musta shared hundreds of prostitutes. Time was you could go down to the saloon on a Saturday night and get two shots of whiskey and a whore for 25 cents. The whiskey typically weren't nothin' but rotgut anyway, so we'd each take one shot of whiskey and then each take one end of the whore. And Tumbleweed, bein' the genteel feller that he is, always let me choose what end I wanted first. Anyway, look at me ramblin' on.

Have you ever had sex outside of marriage with a woman other than a prostitute?
 
Well, yes. My good friend Tumbleweed Jones has seen me have sex dozens of times. Back when we were prospectin' together out in Carson City and Sacramento we musta shared hundreds of prostitutes. Time was you could go down to the saloon on a Saturday night and get two shots of whiskey and a whore for 25 cents. The whiskey typically weren't nothin' but rotgut anyway, so we'd each take one shot of whiskey and then each take one end of the whore. And Tumbleweed, bein' the genteel feller that he is, always let me choose what end I wanted first. Anyway, look at me ramblin' on.

Have you ever had sex outside of marriage with a woman other than a prostitute?

This dude cracks me up. :D No, I'm not married, so there's that.

Have you ever paid money for sex or been paid to have sex with someone?
 
This dude cracks me up. :D No, I'm not married, so there's that.

Have you ever paid money for sex or been paid to have sex with someone?

No, I mean I've paid for drinks or had dinner bought for me when sex followed but never exchanged cash for any sex act.

HYE bought a hooker or enscort for a friend?
 
No, I mean I've paid for drinks or had dinner bought for me when sex followed but never exchanged cash for any sex act.

HYE bought a hooker or enscort for a friend?

Only table dances and VIP booth dances.

In a threesome, is it better to be one of the "couple" or the single "third?
 
Only table dances and VIP booth dances.

In a threesome, is it better to be one of the "couple" or the single "third?

It's better to be in equal thirds.

If you could design a movie set where the sexiest scene you've ever seen would take place, what would it look like?
 
It's better to be in equal thirds.

If you could design a movie set where the sexiest scene you've ever seen would take place, what would it look like?

I'd love to see a scene where two lovers took refuge in a gazebo during a high-wind thunderstorm, began making love, and the gazebo top flew off and they didn't stop, even with the rain pouring down on them.

I like that question - let it ride.
 
I'd love to see a scene where two lovers took refuge in a gazebo during a high-wind thunderstorm, began making love, and the gazebo top flew off and they didn't stop, even with the rain pouring down on them.

I like that question - let it ride.

Cabin in the mountains, floor to ceiling windows and a real wood burning fireplace.
Sipping on bourbon, nibbling on cheese and fruit. And when the scene gets steamy,
peeling off jeans and sweater to sexy bra and panties.

What makes someone boring and having no interest to dig deeper?
 
Cabin in the mountains, floor to ceiling windows and a real wood burning fireplace.
Sipping on bourbon, nibbling on cheese and fruit. And when the scene gets steamy,
peeling off jeans and sweater to sexy bra and panties.

What makes someone boring and having no interest to dig deeper?

When they talk only about themselves.

What's something that catches your interest in a person?
 
When they talk only about themselves.

What's something that catches your interest in a person?

The mix of confidence and interests to adjust the pace even if it’s different than desired.

What was your last thought last night before you fell asleep?
 
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The mix of confidence and interests to adjust the pace even if it’s different than desired.

What was your last thought last night before you fell asleep?

a litany of things I need to address..

who is the last person you kissed?
 
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