Things I Wonder

[DevlinSide]

Do blooper reels in porn films often include a spit take?

 

[DevlinSide]

Why isn’t the part of the car where fuel is dispensed called a gashole?

 

[DevlinSide]

why does it burn so much to get the soap in my pee-hole?

 

[ericrodman101]

Do blooper reels in porn films often include a spit take?

Or even a piss take?

 

[DevlinSide]

Is it possible to make a living as a sperm donor?

They say, if you do what you love, you’ll never work a day in your life.

 

[DevlinSide]

If a man uses a mold of his own penis to make a dildo that he then inserts into his own bum, is it gay or just narcissistic?

 

[4nk8]

What colour does a smurf turn if you choke it?

 

[DevlinSide]

What colour does a smurf turn if you choke it?

I suspect they remain blue. But the first time Smurfette asked for it, she blushed a shade of purple.

 

[done_got_old]

Do blooper reels in porn films often include a spit take?

Funny thread. I don't have anything to add, but I'll be a faithful reader.

 

[4nk8]

I suspect they remain blue. But the first time Smurfette asked for it, she blushed a shade of purple.

That’s made my day

 

[Jada59]

Why isn’t the part of the car where fuel is dispensed called a gashole?

Hehehe.

 

[Jada59]

Why do Four O'Clocks close up at night?

 

[DevlinSide]

How come, when it’s cold, my wiener shrinks to less than an inch long, but my nipples stiffen up?

 

[DevlinSide]

Was the first sperm bank a subsidiary of a rich guy’s spank bank?

 

[PattiJolene]

Why can't l change that.

 

[DevlinSide]

Does ejaculate have an SPF?

If I were stranded on a deserted island with a woman I would tell her it does.

But it’d be nice not to lie.

 

[DevlinSide]

Why can't l change that.

I dunno. but don’t look back. You’ll run into something. Keep your eyes forward.

 

[DevlinSide]

The vestibule is not where you store sleeveless jackets.

But it should be.

 

[DevlinSide]

Curling

Is there a better movie about curling than Men With Brooms?

I don’t think it’s even possible.

 

[DevlinSide]

Why isn't premature ejaculation considered a compliment?

 

[DevlinSide]

Holidays for All

I know the gay fellas have Pride week for the world, but do they secretly have a holiday festival on some island somewhere in the fall?

Cocktoberfeat?