The Isolated Blurt Thread XVII : Squish Me Like You Mean It!

[thør]

We had our office Christmas party tonight, and one of our managers gave handwritten notes to each of us. The p.s. on mine said "Also, your'e kind of mean, like me, and I love that".

That was my favorite part of the night.

Do you growl?

 

[Lorilei]

Do you growl?

On occasion.

 

[thør]

On occasion.

Nice

:extra letters:

 

[Wings]

I’m tired, horny, too warm, and a little mean. It’s a good thing I’m solo in this hotel bed tonight.

 

[thør]

Hotels.

I'll be checking out the one Reagan was shot outside of in a few days.

 

[Wings]

I’m at a pretty swanky one in Milwaukee. I’ve had a good night.

 

[thør]

I’m at a pretty swanky one in Milwaukee. I’ve had a good night.

Nice. I like swanky hotels.

 

[Wings]

Nice. I like swanky hotels.

Me too. You know what I understand but don’t like? Occupancy sensors in hotel rooms. So it takes almost half an hour to cool the room down to what I set it at. I get it. I just don’t like it.

 

[thør]

Me too. You know what I understand but don’t like? Occupancy sensors in hotel rooms. So it takes almost half an hour to cool the room down to what I set it at. I get it. I just don’t like it.

It's the energy code crap.

 

[Wings]

It's the energy code crap.

Oh, I know it. Still hate it.

 

[thør]

Oh, I know it. Still hate it.

I didn't say I liked it.

The energy code doesn't always play well with comfort, or other codes.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Me too. You know what I understand but don’t like? Occupancy sensors in hotel rooms. So it takes almost half an hour to cool the room down to what I set it at. I get it. I just don’t like it.

It's the energy code crap.

Oh, I know it. Still hate it.

I didn't say I liked it.

The energy code doesn't always play well with comfort, or other codes.

Can't you guys just be amazed we're at a level of teck-nickle-logical advancement that a basic hotel room can do that kinda shit automatically without us having to think? I mean, remember when clap-on-clap-off Clappers were the height of our collective applied knowledge? Now look at us! We're basically gods!

In the old days, you woulda had to share a floor communal toilet with the other hotel guests and it would've been aaaaaaaall the way at the other end of the hallway! Not convenient when you gotta drop a quickie deuce from dysentery or whatever! Appreciate yer modern-day blessings!

 

[trysail]

Conform or die.

Be mediocre.



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[IG_88]

Just a minor geek moment. Thanos' snap is being called The Decimation in the Marvel universe but decimate means a tenth and Thanos took out a half.
Just saying.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Hotels.

I'll be checking out the one Reagan was shot outside of in a few days.

I drove past that every workday for 17 years to and from work.

The Savage empire began at the Brauner Building on the corner of 17th and I.

 

[IG_88]

I drove past that every workday for 17 years to and from work.

The Savage empire began at the Brauner Building on the corner of 17th and I.

When I was in NYC several years ago my purpose there took me past the Dakota every day. After the first couple times I stopped noticing.

 

[Aglaopheme]

We had our office Christmas party tonight, and one of our managers gave handwritten notes to each of us. The p.s. on mine said "Also, your'e kind of mean, like me, and I love that".

That was my favorite part of the night.

That’s hysterical.

Me too. You know what I understand but don’t like? Occupancy sensors in hotel rooms. So it takes almost half an hour to cool the room down to what I set it at. I get it. I just don’t like it.

I’m ready for a swanky hotel stay. I agree 100% about the sensors. It helps if you have a balcony door.

 

[Wings]

We should do a swanky hotel trip! I’d be so up for that.

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Last night I drank wine all night with a Knob Creek (way more than 2 fingers, you scandalous bartender) on the rocks nightcap and I couldn’t sleep worth a damn. That must mean I should just stick to whiskey at parties from now on.

 

[chillywilly2]

Same as my favorite! An awesome axe.

It's going to get a workout, the next trip up to the cabin.

Sorry Thor but jackpine and spruce isn't a workout for a splitter...Harry's oak and hard maple is

 

[AngusBridie]

I got comped 4 free nights at the Cosmo in Vegas, $250 in free play and $100 for dinner, I scheduled a swanky hotel stay and its FREE, well i have to get there on my own but you get the jist.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

We should do a swanky hotel trip! I’d be so up for that.

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Last night I drank wine all night with a Knob Creek (way more than 2 fingers, you scandalous bartender) on the rocks nightcap and I couldn’t sleep worth a damn. That must mean I should just stick to whiskey at parties from now on.

The best pours don't do finger measures. At least here. My bartenders just fill up large shot glasses unless otherwise specified.

 

[thør]

Can't you guys just be amazed we're at a level of teck-nickle-logical advancement that a basic hotel room can do that kinda shit automatically without us having to think? I mean, remember when clap-on-clap-off Clappers were the height of our collective applied knowledge? Now look at us! We're basically gods!

In the old days, you woulda had to share a floor communal toilet with the other hotel guests and it would've been aaaaaaaall the way at the other end of the hallway! Not convenient when you gotta drop a quickie deuce from dysentery or whatever! Appreciate yer modern-day blessings!

Dude,

There are still places where you share a communal toilet. And, they're not always very nice.

And the actual tech is so old on these techie devices that it's almost moldy. I refuse to be amazed by old tech.

 

[thør]

Sorry Thor but jackpine and spruce isn't a workout for a splitter...Harry's oak and hard maple is

You're not as familiar with our woods as you think. There is no jackpine in the Susitna Valley. We do have a lot of birch though. And I've got a couple cord of birch rounds, 16 to 20 inches in diameter and 16 to 17 inches long to split up. You're welcome to pop up, split a pallet load or two and tell me how easy I have it.

 

[Wings]

Scandal and intrigue.

 

[Saint Peter]

My wood is harder than your wood.