The Isolated Blurt Thread XVII : Squish Me Like You Mean It!

[CandiCame]

I love taking down dead trees. I have advanced quite a bit in my skill set

I hate the outdoors and everything associated with it.

I can dig the lumberjack look, though.

 

[AngusBridie]

I hate the outdoors and everything associated with it.

I can dig the lumberjack look, though.

I’m not a lumberjack really. I’ve just acquired knowledge of it , land ,possessions and well was forced to learn out of fun or protection of property

 

[CandiCame]

I’m not a lumberjack really. I’ve just acquired knowledge of it , land ,possessions and well was forced to learn out of fun or protection of property

Wan't hitting on you, but fuck it. I'll take it.

 

[AngusBridie]

Wan't hitting on you, but fuck it. I'll take it.

Don’t sell yourself short. I have a small penis and have pechant for polka

 

[CandiCame]

Don’t sell yourself short. I have a small penis and have pechant for polka

If that's the case you have to serenade me on the accordion.

 

[thør]

I have a 27 ton Troybilt splitter. I also have a maul but I prefer the gas powered splitter for my workouts

I don't have a place at the cabin to leave a piece of equipment like this out of the weather and away from thieving bastards. Plus, the assholes selling splitters up here have them full of standard hydraulic oil and not the cold weather stuff. I'm not interested in changing out all the oil in a brand new machine.

 

[AngusBridie]

I don't have a place at the cabin to leave a piece of equipment like this out of the weather and away from thieving bastards. Plus, the assholes selling splitters up here have them full of standard hydraulic oil and not the cold weather stuff. I'm not interested in changing out all the oil in a brand new machine.

Your situation is far more unique than mine. Without question...I do however try to stay about a year out with wood. So I really only use it in the spring or fall.

I had quite a bit of ash that got gobbled up from Japanese beetle infestation. So those I cut up and burn right away. Kill the larvae and such

 

[thør]

Your situation is far more unique than mine. Without question...I do however try to stay about a year out with wood. So I really only use it in the spring or fall.

I had quite a bit of ash that got gobbled up from Japanese beetle infestation. So those I cut up and burn right away. Kill the larvae and such

I have plenty of wood at the cabin that's properly seasoned for this winter, but I need to get stuff split up for next winter. I have big-ass pile of trees stacked up for slicing up next year and I might even rent or borrow a hydraulic splitter for that chore. As it is, there's plenty of wood on and adjacent to my little parcel for stove fuel. I might even have to give some away.

 

[HarryHill]

Your situation is far more unique than mine. Without question...I do however try to stay about a year out with wood. So I really only use it in the spring or fall.

I had quite a bit of ash that got gobbled up from Japanese beetle infestation. So those I cut up and burn right away. Kill the larvae and such

..
unfortunately the larva (grubs) are in the soil eating your lawn roots

 

[butters]

Pastures?

You're making a cow paddy wreath?

Ok, guess it could be neat with a few pinecones in it

a cow pat wreath? *wastes a moment considering it* nope - just collecting the fir boughs, interesting seedheads, various berries and suchlike - my av is a bit of the one i made last year.

We need a small inexpensive generator so I can take the electric chainsaw to the woods. Honda made a nice one but I cant find it now

just for an xmas tree? we can take the saw. but maybe you mean for other wood, like all the dead trunks fallen over the years?

Omg I'm so sorry, that shit is the WORST.

Edit: To be fair, the electric ones might be easier. I have to use the gas ones. I've never used an electric one but it make sense that it would be lighter.

I'm so weak and frail and I hate doing things.

 

[Luk]

Unbelievable. How sad.
Officer killed during Borderline shooting died from friendly rifle fire

 

[adrina]

I think I'm getting the hang of this semi-homemade thing.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

*reads*

Everything went haywire, because of one arsehole.

 

[LinearMan]

Where is my beautiful Rainy?

 

[Luk]

I was supposed to go to nin tonight but ended up at a Christmas party. Weird.

 

[Wings]

Jesus Christ, being an adult is exhausting.

 

[Luk]

Jesus Christ, being an adult is exhausting.

Word.

 

[jaF0]

Some, OK, many of the AmPics are just really fucking horrible.

 

[CandiCame]

Your situation is far more unique than mine. Without question...I do however try to stay about a year out with wood. So I really only use it in the spring or fall.

I had quite a bit of ash that got gobbled up from Japanese beetle infestation. So those I cut up and burn right away. Kill the larvae and such

Put you some bayleafs in there. Like just every so often layer them with the wood.

I don't know what it is but bugs hate the shit out of bayleaves.

You know what autocorrect, fuck you, I tried it both ways and I know it's not two words. I'm not getting into a 10 minute power struggle like this just let me be wrong, Jesus Christ.

 

[raindancer]

Coffee. Coffee. Buttermilk biscuits.

 

[Not Normal]

It doesn't happen often, but I hate when my morning routine gets fucked up by outside sources.

 

[HarryHill]

Coffee. Coffee. Buttermilk biscuits.

What, no gelle'?

 

[raindancer]

Just Irish butter!

 

[lovetoread]

i cant decide between cullen or solas

one breaks your heart and your arm and the other marries you

 

[adrina]

It's time to try rose petals jam again. First time was way too thin. Second was way too stiff. Let's cross our fingers for the third time. I'd say something about charm but I don't want to jinx it.