Emerson40
An evening spent dancing
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We are pleased to present the nominees for your consideration, for the 2018 James B Johnson Outstanding Racist and Inhumanitarian Award, in recognition of their outstanding bigotry and tireless efforts in dehumanizing people of colour, promoting hatred of different ethnic cultures, religions, and races, and raising awareness about the ugliness of hate and intolerance.
Consider their beliefs that coloured folks are inherently flawed and inferior, “sub-human” even. Is it their emotional incompetence coupled with their feelings of superiority and entitlement that predispose our nominees to be racist shitbags? You decide!
One thing everyone can agree on, they’re all old, miserable, angry, white fellas, and - purely accidentally coincidental - Republicans.
When not picking up some BOGO box wine at General Lee’s Liquor Barn, our first nominee likes to dehumanize and de-legitimize anyone of colour. When well into his cups, his favourite words are Sparky and cockroaches. A round of rotten tomatoes for our first nominee: belisaurus / Ishmael
Our next nominee has an affinity for cross dressers and purse dogs, and has dropped more N-bombs then he has had usernames. His continued presence serves as testament to the benevolence the site owners show the mentally challenged and shut-ins: Bizzybooby/ bb01 thru to bb237
Our third nominee has been a little quiet as of late, but had plenty of *chuckles* under his latest handle throughout the year, and his hate’s a floodgate when it comes to Haitians, Jews, and those dirty wetbacks. Proving post quantity does not equal post quality, and Klu to Ishmael's Klux: Spearechucker / AJ / 4est 4est Gump
Our fourth nominee needs little introduction, but could use a few vowels when selecting usernames. His racist comments have got him banned a ‘nomber’ of times, and his angry histrionics and attention seeking has already earned this tedious troll a GB Seeky Award. Please donate generously to a literacy program of your choice, and hold your nose for: beew / hsnh/ aella_/ hashtag / et al
Consider their beliefs that coloured folks are inherently flawed and inferior, “sub-human” even. Is it their emotional incompetence coupled with their feelings of superiority and entitlement that predispose our nominees to be racist shitbags? You decide!
One thing everyone can agree on, they’re all old, miserable, angry, white fellas, and - purely accidentally coincidental - Republicans.
When not picking up some BOGO box wine at General Lee’s Liquor Barn, our first nominee likes to dehumanize and de-legitimize anyone of colour. When well into his cups, his favourite words are Sparky and cockroaches. A round of rotten tomatoes for our first nominee: belisaurus / Ishmael
Our next nominee has an affinity for cross dressers and purse dogs, and has dropped more N-bombs then he has had usernames. His continued presence serves as testament to the benevolence the site owners show the mentally challenged and shut-ins: Bizzybooby/ bb01 thru to bb237
Our third nominee has been a little quiet as of late, but had plenty of *chuckles* under his latest handle throughout the year, and his hate’s a floodgate when it comes to Haitians, Jews, and those dirty wetbacks. Proving post quantity does not equal post quality, and Klu to Ishmael's Klux: Spearechucker / AJ / 4est 4est Gump
Our fourth nominee needs little introduction, but could use a few vowels when selecting usernames. His racist comments have got him banned a ‘nomber’ of times, and his angry histrionics and attention seeking has already earned this tedious troll a GB Seeky Award. Please donate generously to a literacy program of your choice, and hold your nose for: beew / hsnh/ aella_/ hashtag / et al
