Taking my forum cherry!

[Bngx5]

Hi all,

I’ve been on and off lit for a few years and thought it was about time to say “Hi!”

So “Hi!”

I’m a mid 40s English mwm with too many perversions to list, but then who hasnt? Would love to chat in the pms. I’m capable of writing a coherent sentence and I can just about manage to type a message without resorting to txt speak or making too many speling errors. I have a naughty imagination, a wicked sense of humour, a large penis and a predilection to exaggeration.

When I’m not meeting the Queen, drinking tea or talking like Dick Van Dyke, then I can usually be found on here. Looking forward to meeting each and every one of you (with a few exceptions).

 

[Missajf]

I just popped your cherry!

Hi all,

I’ve been on and off lit for a few years and thought it was about time to say “Hi!”

So “Hi!”

I’m a mid 40s English mwm with too many perversions to list, but then who hasnt? Would love to chat in the pms. I’m capable of writing a coherent sentence and I can just about manage to type ai message without resorting to txt speak or making too many speling errors. I have a naughty imagination, a wicked sense of humour, a large penis and a predilection to exaggeration.

When I’m not meeting the Queen, drinking tea or talking like Dick Van Dyke, then I can usually be found on here. Looking forward to meeting each and every one of you (with a few exceptions).

 

[Bngx5]

Cherry popping

Why thank you. It was probably way more memorable for me than it was for you.

It will burn long in my memory!

 

[RubyThursday]

Me too!

Wow, what a witty inaugural post. You've inspired me to lose my board virginity as well!

I'm a Southern (American) woman, but not defined by the negative stereotypes of our region. Politically progressive, open-minded, educated and of course, sexually adventurous which is why I'm here.

Hey, y'all! Now let me get some sweet tea and peach cobbler for y'all!

 

[whoamitoday42]

Wow, what a witty inaugural post. You've inspired me to lose my board virginity as well!

I'm a Southern (American) woman, but not defined by the negative stereotypes of our region. Politically progressive, open-minded, educated and of course, sexually adventurous which is why I'm here.

Hey, y'all! Now let me get some sweet tea and peach cobbler for y'all!

Welcome Ruby.

 

[Bngx5]

Peach cobblers

I would love some of your peach cobblers Ruby and congratulations on longer having your cherry. I’m honoured that you surrendered it here.

I would make some witty comment about the southern US but I will only get myself into trouble

 

[RubyThursday]

I would love some of your peach cobblers Ruby and congratulations on longer having your cherry. I’m honoured that you surrendered it here.

I would make some witty comment about the southern US but I will only get myself into trouble

Careful. I'm tolerant but any cracks about inbreeding or something like that will make me pick up my cobbler and pout.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Careful. I'm tolerant but any cracks about inbreeding or something like that will make me pick up my cobbler and pout.

Hey my first love was only at one half of my family reunions in Virginia. It's good to have another southerner on here, if you poke around in some of the cozy places you'll find more of us.

Oooh, cobbler............

 

[Bngx5]

No pouting aloud on this thread unless you explain what a cobbler is

 

[Missajf]

It's just a big 'ol love fest in here!

 

[pikmin1388]

Welcome to the threads hope you have as much fun as I've had on here

 

[Bngx5]

Welcome to the threads hope you have as much fun as I've had on here

Why thank you pickin. I’m quite excited by it all and such a lovely warm welcome from you all. Consider yourself invited around for cream and scones and maybe a little something extra

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

No pouting aloud on this thread unless you explain what a cobbler is

It's Pie, but in it's final form.

https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/ree-drummond/blackberry-cobbler-recipe-1925731

 

[Bngx5]

It's just a big 'ol love fest in here!

It is and you are well welcome. Pull up a pew and make yourself at home.

 

[Bngx5]

It's Pie, but in it's final form.

https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/ree-drummond/blackberry-cobbler-recipe-1925731

That does look delicious. I’ll take one. Does it go with whipped cream?

 

[pikmin1388]

Why thank you pickin. I’m quite excited by it all and such a lovely warm welcome from you all. Consider yourself invited around for cream and scones and maybe a little something extra

I'll bring my own scones lol but I'm definately in for any extras ....

 

[Lotus_Blossom_]

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[Bngx5]

I'll bring my own scones lol but I'm definately in for any extras ....

I’m sure you have wonderful scones. I’ll lay on all the extras you need. What do you have in mind?

 

[Bngx5]

Hi and welcome

Great first post!

Hi and thank you.

Great profile pic x

 

[pikmin1388]

I’m sure you have wonderful scones. I’ll lay on all the extras you need. What do you have in mind?

Mm now let me think ? How about a massage ?

 

[Bngx5]

Mm now let me think ? How about a massage ?

More than happy to oblige but there is hot tea around. Safety first.

Great way to use up the leftover clotted cream though. Anything in particular that needs massaging? Tight calves? Sore neck?

 

[MrDevereaux]

Welcome to the forums! Cherries are very tasty, I'm sure yours is tasty as well.

It's true: we all dance on rooftops, singing songs about chimney sweeps and Nannies that happen to have large bags ... don't forget that we all stop for high tea and cucumber sandwiches at 11 o'clock (then stopping for lunch at 12 o'clock prompt). Every train runs on time, complete with doors that only open from the outside by traditional handles, and each one departs from a Paddington style station.

Don't forget the suits and umbrellas ...

 

[Bngx5]

Welcome to the forums! Cherries are very tasty, I'm sure yours is tasty as well.

It's true: we all dance on rooftops, singing songs about chimney sweeps and Nannies that happen to have large bags ... don't forget that we all stop for high tea and cucumber sandwiches at 11 o'clock (then stopping for lunch at 12 o'clock prompt). Every train runs on time, complete with doors that only open from the outside by traditional handles, and each one departs from a Paddington style station.

Don't forget the suits and umbrellas ...

I’m on the 21:30 to Upper Dribbling where a pint of warm brown waits for me in the Winking Frog. Times rolled up and under the arm of course.

 

[MrDevereaux]

I’m on the 21:30 to Upper Dribbling where a pint of warm brown waits for me in the Winking Frog. Times rolled up and under the arm of course.

I've heard Upper Dribbling is nice in the summer. On the other hand, Lower Dribbling is not the sort of place that a lady should be venturing. I've heard the Winking Frog does a rather fine pork pie, served with pickles of course.

 

[Bngx5]

I've heard Upper Dribbling is nice in the summer. On the other hand, Lower Dribbling is not the sort of place that a lady should be venturing. I've heard the Winking Frog does a rather fine pork pie, served with pickles of course.

It is a fine pork pie. Stay away from the scotch eggs though. The sausage meat is of a questionable vintage, much like Mrs Goggins who made them. Come to think of it, think she lives in Lower Dribbling......