Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[Jada59]

Overestimates my comedy skills.

Loves making oodles of Frito pie then drives around passing them out to random people along with a plastic fork and spoon.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Has attested to the health benefits of my junk food to a panel of vegan critics.

 

[rlaflamme]

Has attested to the health benefits of my junk food to a panel of vegan critics.

Is a secret agent in search of the great cat thief.

 

[Devlishone4fun]

was born in the desert and raised by lions

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Once sold an organ for spare change.

 

[rlaflamme]

Once sold an organ for spare change.

Still carries a card stating he is a member of the Avengers.

 

[Lagsen]

Came home from Burning Man with a left pocket full of pennies, a right pocket full of Taco Bell fire sauce packets, and a back pocket full of sand.

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Has file cabinet full of snappy replies, but it is locked and he cannot find the key.

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Can't decide which teenage mutant ninja turtle is the sexiest.

 

[MattWolf]

Can't decide which teenage mutant ninja turtle is the sexiest.

For years thought the ninja turtles were named after types of pizza

 

[Miles Long]

For years thought the ninja turtles were named after types of pizza

His go-to song at karaoke is "I Wanna Sex You Up" by Color Me Badd.

 

[Zillda]

His go-to song at karaoke is "I Wanna Sex You Up" by Color Me Badd.

Earned his nickname from his propensity to travel many long miles to sing Madonna songs at a karaoke bar.

 

[Jada59]

Earned his nickname from his propensity to travel many long miles to sing Madonna songs at a karaoke bar.

Is collecting avatars and is unsure of which one to use.

 

[rlaflamme]

Is collecting avatars and is unsure of which one to use.

Bathes in a tub full of Jello.

 

[Jada59]

Bathes in a tub full of Jello.

Candies his own orange peel then dips it in dark chocolate.

 

[rlaflamme]

Candies his own orange peel then dips it in dark chocolate.

Chocolate dipped orange peel is her favorite treat.

 

[Jada59]

Chocolate dipped orange peel is her favorite treat.

That's actually true dammit! I posted the and starting Jonesing.

He puts the lime in the coconut and drinks them both together.

 

[rlaflamme]

That's actually true dammit! I posted the and starting Jonesing.

He puts the lime in the coconut and drinks them both together.

Well, that's what you get

Bites the tip off Hersey Kisses and leaves the bottom for later.

 

[MattWolf]

Well, that's what you get

Bites the tip off Hersey Kisses and leaves the bottom for later.

Thinks Hersey Kisses are the best thing since sliced bread

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Likes to scream at mice with his shirt off.

 

[base10]

Likes to scream at mice with his shirt off.

Hates butt squeezes

 

[HBergeron]

Hates butt squeezes

Apparently watches some strange, foreign form of baseball.

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Actually made Dirty Harry's day once.

 

[base10]

Apparently watches some strange, foreign form of baseball.

If you mean a modern form of baseball where teams believe in pitching an inferior pitcher before their starter, then yes

 

[Devlishone4fun]

He has 3 cats named Ricky, Buck, and Scooter. He also has a dog named Waldo, but he never knows where he's at.