Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[rlaflamme]

Uses a voice double

Shines bright lights in people's eyes.

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Thinks Def Leppard is a country band.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Thinks Def Leppard is a country band.

Once fell in love with an nun, now she's a stripper.

 

[rlaflamme]

Once fell in love with an nun, now she's a stripper.

Loves pulling hair from drains.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Loves pulling hair from drains.

He’s both the people in his profile pic

 

[ashik09]

Nothing here.

 

[rlaflamme]

Only ever uses the front door.

Uses dried leaves to tell the future.

 

[PapaRomantic]

Uses dried leaves to tell the future.

Will never have to worry about growing bald, because he can just comb the hair growing on his ears over the top.

 

[rlaflamme]

Will never have to worry about growing bald, because he can just comb the hair growing on his ears over the top.

Is only 3 feet tall.

 

[tallladiesman]

Is only 3 feet tall.

They are a damp squib

 

[ydahecnot]

A tall old coins man

 

[Jada59]

Has a fascination with crayons.

 

[Lagsen]

Had to repeat modern dance I, despite have a solid floor game and great rhythm.

 

[Taegul]

Had to repeat modern dance I, despite have a solid floor game and great rhythm.

He spends all his spare time on Google Maps trying to find Gilligan's Island.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Will never have to worry about growing bald, because he can just comb the hair growing on his ears over the top.

Thinks the song "King Size Papa" is about him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDj6Hz8px0M

 

[Taegul]

Thinks the song "King Size Papa" is about him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDj6Hz8px0M

The last time he got pulled over for speeding he tried to bribe the officer with Monopoly money. He went directly to jail without passing Go or collecting $200.

 

[Jada59]

The last time he got pulled over for speeding he tried to bribe the officer with Monopoly money. He went directly to jail without passing Go or collecting $200.

Is the Principal Dancer for the Twyla Tharp dance company and is hoping they'll do the Nutcracker this season.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Is the Principal Dancer for the Twyla Tharp dance company and is hoping they'll do the Nutcracker this season.

Is only half as adorable as twice her AV.

 

[Jada59]

Is only half as adorable as twice her AV.

Thinks he is a water heater.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Thinks he is a water heater.

Enjoys the water that I bring her

 

[Jada59]

Enjoys the water that I bring her

Hehehe. Likes to do the motions and sing, "I'm a little teapot...".

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Contributes to my community theater shows monthly.

 

[Jada59]

Contributes to my community theater shows monthly.

Is unsure how to get to first base.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Is unsure how to get to first base.

Simply refuses to draw me a map of the quickest way to second.

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Simply refuses to draw me a map of the quickest way to second.

Could get lost even with a map.