Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[gentold]

has a doctorate in space travel

Lives down under .

 

[Jada59]

Lives down under .

Is really a woman.

 

[Jada59]

Has a collection of monkeys paws

Is never ever horny. Never.

 

[Jada59]

hey now, it said LIES... lol

steals nuts from all the squirrels

Owns a large collection of nut crackers.

 

[rlaflamme]

Owns a large collection of nut crackers.

Collects feathers and tacks them to her home

 

[angelofthenorth]

Collects feathers and tacks them to her home

can make an airplane out of milk bottle tops

 

[Pantyboy74]

can make an airplane out of milk bottle tops

Wears giant hoop earrings with a parrot on her shoulder

 

[rlaflamme]

Wears giant hoop earrings with a parrot on her shoulder

Never, ever, ever wears panties.

 

[base10]

Never, ever, ever wears panties.

Hates cartoons

 

[Karabare]

Hates cartoons

Is completely bohemian

 

[MrEd63]

Is completely bohemian

Does not like fine art

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Does not like fine art

Is actually a plantain

 

[rlaflamme]

Is actually a plantain

Never has a naughty thought.

 

[Mrtenant]

Never has a naughty thought.

Brings fireants to company picnics.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Only drinks cosmos

 

[rlaflamme]

Only drinks cosmos

Blows raspberries at passing cars

 

[Jada59]

Blows raspberries at passing cars

Has been caught squeezing the Charmin.

 

[rlaflamme]

Has been caught squeezing the Charmin.

Pounces from room to room

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Actually an animated villain.

 

[rlaflamme]

Actually an animated villain.

Juggles rocks

 

[Jada59]

Can run faster than the speed of light.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Grows excess body hair to fill teddy bears for needy children.

 

[akaSol]

Can't name one pokemon!

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

(Charizard?)

Can't name a My Little Pony

 

[akaSol]

(Scootaloo )

Is constantly overdressed!