Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[rlaflamme]

Uses the explosive space modulator for ... purposes ... when Bugs Bunny isn't around.

Cannot resist the urge to jump over a fence anytime they see one.

 

[LizVegas79]

Cannot resist the urge to jump over a fence anytime they see one.

Never claps after I sing karaoke.

 

[rlaflamme]

Never claps after I sing karaoke.

Only dances for the full moon.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Only dances for the full moon.

Thinks Smokey and the Bandit should have won the Best Picture Oscar.

 

[rlaflamme]

Thinks Smokey and the Bandit should have won the Best Picture Oscar.

Still cooks ants using the sun and a magnifying glass.

 

[angelofthenorth]

Still cooks ants using the sun and a magnifying glass.

has a fear of flying

 

[rlaflamme]

has a fear of flying

Is always planning for a Martian invasion.

 

[Jenaus]

Is actually a Martian invader.

 

[rlaflamme]

Is actually a Martian invader.

Wears a tinfoil hat.

 

[gentold]

Wears a tinfoil hat.

uses golf balls in place of his nuts that he lost in an accident

 

[done_got_old]

uses golf balls in place of his nuts that he lost in an accident

He's really an underage drinker.

 

[gentold]

He's really an underage drinker.

a shemale wonderfully endowed

 

[done_got_old]

a shemale wonderfully endowed

ROTFLMBO

 

[gentold]

ROTFLMBO

knows ; not many understand what that means .

 

[Jenaus]

ROTFLMBO

knows ; not many understand what that means .

Rolling on the floor laughing my butt off?

Maybe balls?

 

[rlaflamme]

ROTFLMBO



Rolling on the floor laughing my butt off?

Maybe balls?

Never laughs.

 

[Tenderkiss]

Likes to write teen romance novels.

 

[neakman]

Likes to write teen romance novels.

is an extroverted introvert

 

[rlaflamme]

Likes to write teen romance novels.

Throws rice at pigeons.

 

[rlaflamme]

is an extroverted introvert

Leaps in puddles whenever he can

 

[Tenderkiss]

Leaps in puddles whenever he can

Real name isn't Marvin

 

[rlaflamme]

Real name isn't Marvin

Only has one hand.

 

[angelofthenorth]

Only has one hand.

uses turtle wax for his flying saucer

 

[Taegul]

uses turtle wax for his flying saucer

She was kicked out of a Blue Oyster Cult tribute band because she could never quite master the cowbell.

 

[angelofthenorth]

She was kicked out of a Blue Oyster Cult tribute band because she could never quite master the cowbell.

has a doctorate in space travel