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MrDevereaux
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Another night in a hotel, AP?
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Indeed, you can probably tell by me making daft bath videos, taking fishnet shots and making inappropriate and ill thought out comments while watching TV on my iPad...
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Home tomorrow though, even though my house is a mess and is currently very neglected, I do miss my bed, xx
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Fishnet shots?!
I missed that memo!
What are you watching? I just switched off half of Whitechapel ... getting a little tedious, despite Steve Pemberton being a peach.
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You clearly aren’t keeping a close enough eye on my darkplace...
The Thick of it...
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Your dark place?
I'm on The Good Place at the moment.
I'm on The Good Place at the moment.
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I love the good place! I also quite like my dark place...
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1480933&page=77
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My head goes to the Good Life (du do do, du, do do)
Fuck me Felicity Kendal is a babe (do the kids still say babe)
FUCK. anyone checked the page count recently?
I sometimes think I should be on Ritalin... do the kids still take Ritalin (predictive text knows Ritalin... did someone sit there with a list of words and had to type them into the predictive text? Mustaf taken 'em years!
IM NOT DRUNK
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Predictive text learns from you, hence I have had a close call when something identifiable about me appears in my ramblings even though it’s not a proper word...
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Bacon bap and hot mug of something anyone?
I’ll have a veggie sausage sandwich with brown sauce please...
Except I won’t... my hotel actually does veggie sausages as part of the breakfast buffet... they are fucking disgusting. It’s like they are trying to put people off... I like a good Linda McCartney sausage...
I had my first Linda McCartney sausage in Blackpool in my very early twenties, given I’ve been a veggie since 11 - not sure how I got that old without one, maybe they weren’t common place then... Anywhos, stayed at a B&B and I never make a fuss, I would have been happy with cornflakes but my friend who booked it told the owner I was veggie.
She had never had a vegetarian stay before... seriously... although this was a small B&B, she was basically renting her two spare rooms out... she went all out, and by the time I stumbled down to the dining table she had a full fry up on the go and then she stood over me while I tried the sausages because she’d never bought them before and was so utterly desperate that I like them...
Ha! I share some nonsense... I’ve told you it was a male witch in whitchapel that introduced me to marmite on toast when I was 18 or so?
ps - how’s the head?
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Do Uber sugared children just taste like Uber sugared chicken?
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Soon everything will taste of cordite when the fireworks go up...
Quandary .
Are you an animal so should be looked after this bonfire night (BURN THE CATHOLICS)
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Are you a magical awesome creature that burns the fuck outta everything (Guy Fawkes's for King!!!) {Now that I think about it he'd want to be President of the UK}
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(I do believe he doth protest to much)
I really was tired and emotional you know.
I believe the Marmite was around the time of the faux socialist?
See us men do pay attention... (And I'm still not getting any
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I really was tired and emotional you know.
I believe the Marmite was around the time of the faux socialist?
See us men do pay attention... (And I'm still not getting any
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I'm a bit of both. Back in the day when fireworks was just bangers, crucificial Catherine wheels, and the odd rocket I didn't mind being out at night rescuing innocent hedgehogs from the leaves. Now its all bloody displays, cry God for for fucking Windsor princes and their offspring and living off the pulp of pumpkins I would rather be comforted by a kindly woman with a vegemite and cheddar toastie.
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(I do believe he doth protest to much)
I really was tired and emotional you know.
I believe the Marmite was around the time of the faux socialist?
See us men do pay attention... (And I'm still not getting any
So you do! I’m impressed and you definitely should be getting some,
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Vegemite is very different to marmite
I miss sparklers - haven’t had a sparkler in years...
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How is everyone?
I'm holding on in here.
Sparklers!! I need to buy some this weekend. Prolly sold out everywhere by now, couldn't even get a sodding pumpkin yesterday.
I'm holding on in here.
Sparklers!! I need to buy some this weekend. Prolly sold out everywhere by now, couldn't even get a sodding pumpkin yesterday.
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Fireworks. Love them. Couple of years ago was shift manger at a pub, was in charge of setting off fireworks on Bonfire Night. The bellend who took over from me, pushed a rocket into the ground so far it didn't leave the ground when it went off ...
Owners of the pub had some of those HUGE multi-shot firework cakes, put them on top of a pallet. I stood a little too close. I am a responsible adult, honest!
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Yes, babe is still a word, so I am told.
Now I have Good Life in my head. Felicity Kendall raised a tentpole in my youth.
Now, Alicia in the Good Wife ... hubba hubba hubba and she dates Negan!!! (in the show)
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Good Wife, good call. Boner
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Never seen the good wife but my other was in love with Julianna Margulies back in her ER days...
It’s awkward having to hold my phone at an angle on the train... perhaps I should be more brazen...
It’s awkward having to hold my phone at an angle on the train... perhaps I should be more brazen...
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