Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[angelofthenorth]

speaks softly and carries a big stick

he can't swim

 

[Tinkerbe11]

She has climbed to the top of Mount Everest 14 times, and narrowly missed out on a 15th when the trek ran out of pink champagne meters from the summit and she decided ‘what’s the point’

 

[MattWolf]

If you don't clap he/she/it/they will die.

 

[gentold]

has more canines than most foxes but less than most wolves

 

[rlaflamme]

has more canines than most foxes but less than most wolves

Is afraid of sharp objects

 

[Polranny]

He wouldn't recognise my leader even if I did take him to her

 

[rlaflamme]

He wouldn't recognise my leader even if I did take him to her

Uses lighter fluid and spits it out near a lighter so they feel like a dragon.

 

[Jenaus]

Often masturbates at the thought of the fibers that stay between his teeth after eating steak.

In fact, plans eating steak for that specific purpose.

 

[rlaflamme]

Often masturbates at the thought of the fibers that stay between his teeth after eating steak.

In fact, plans eating steak for that specific purpose.

Thinking of steak puts naughty thoughts in their head.

 

[Little_Sister]

Thinking of steak puts naughty thoughts in their head.

Lures women into his white van with free Starbucks

 

[rlaflamme]

Lures women into his white van with free Starbucks

Is always looking for a white van when she walks around.

 

[Little_Sister]

Is always looking for a white van when she walks around.

Talks in a baby voice when trying to hook up.

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Talks in a baby voice when trying to hook up.

She's an orphan.

 

[rlaflamme]

Talks in a baby voice when trying to hook up.

Carries a book with her everywhere she goes and when she want to end a conversation, slams it shut in their face.

 

[rlaflamme]

She's an orphan.

Sorry, skipped..

Hates masks

 

[Little_Sister]

Sorry, skipped..

Hates masks

His favorite color is coral and his house is painted 3 different shades.
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[Taegul]

His favorite color is coral and his house is painted 3 different shades.
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She intentionally goes missing for days at a time to get her picture on milk cartons as a form of "free advertising".

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

She intentionally goes missing for days at a time to get her picture on milk cartons as a form of "free advertising".

This Lord is actually a Serf.

 

[VoraciousValue]

This Lord is actually a Serf.

Was turned down to be a wine tester due to the unusual shape of their tongue.

 

[rlaflamme]

Was turned down to be a wine tester due to the unusual shape of their tongue.

Rides around in a horse drawn carriage.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Rides around in a horse drawn carriage.

Wants to form a cult that worships Sandra Bullock as a living god.

 

[jasonmason]

Wants to form a cult that worships Sandra Bullock as a living god.

He stole that cigar from Bill Clinton.

 

[angelofthenorth]

He stole that cigar from Bill Clinton.

He breeds goldfish

 

[ydahecnot]

She’s from the south

 

[Bellissa]

Eclipsed by the moon.