Ode on a man named ann

[Bookishleigh]

I warned her repeatedly.

True. VatAss did publicly as well. Divulging the others would be a violation of the forum rules.

Luk, I know “mathing,” is hard but anyone is free to go back and look at my last 20 posts to see if at least 11 of them are about you. Where did you say you got your degree from again?

The hypocrisy of being told to “grow the fuck up” and the signature line though is my favorite lukism.... #adulting

 

[Luk]

True. VatAss did publicly as well. Divulging the others would be a violation of the forum rules.

The hypocrisy of being told to “grow the fuck up” and the signature line though.... #adulting

Like the rest of my world, my signature has nothing to do with you.

It doesn't have to be this way, ya know.

 

[Luk]

Luk, I know “mathing,” is hard but anyone is free to go back and look at my last 20 posts to see if at least 11 of them are about you. Where did you say you got your degree from again?

Do you really wanna go there? Do you believe this will go well for you? Attacking me for no reason?

 

[Bookishleigh]

Like the rest of my world, my signature has nothing to do with you.

It doesn't have to be this way, ya know.

Do you really wanna go there? Do you believe this will go well for you? Attacking me for no reason?

Honestly, I want absolutely nothing to do with you. But you keep bringing me into your shit. In this specific case, “bragging” about your sexual prowess off a comment I made while we were together that you weren’t quick. I would like to “Sunshine of the Spotless Mind” you out of my life and have the same in return for you so I don’t have to endure middle school crap like this.

So how about you make like we never happened, go back to bragging about your time with Garnate for your Lit validation, and never mention me, my family, my history, et al? Do you think you can do that?

 

[Luk]

Honestly, I want absolutely nothing to do with you. But you keep bringing me into your shit. In this specific case, “bragging” about your sexual prowess off a comment I made while we were together that you weren’t quick. I would like to “Sunshine of the Spotless Mind” you out of my life and have the same in return for you so I don’t have to endure middle school crap like this.

So how about you make like we never happened, go back to bragging about your time with Garnate for your Lit validation, and never mention me, my family, my history, et al? Do you think you can do that?

We were friends until you found out that I had a smoking hot girlfriend which triggered you into calling me and hysterically screaming at me. Then you called again to beg me to edit a post that details the above. I finally had to block you.

I won't apologize for my ex and current girlfriend causing you so much distress. I would have until you decided to turn on me but here we are.

Garnate? FFS.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

She'll eventually see you for who you really are, sooner than later, and if she's dumb enough not too, it's amazing she can breathe on her own.

 

[Emerson40]

True.../snip

It doesn't../snip.

Perhaps you two may want to consider sorting this stuff out away from some of the duplicitous and mean-spirited boobs that lurk ‘round these parts.
Like the malingerer above, for instance.

 

[Bookishleigh]

We were friends until you found out that I had a smoking hot girlfriend which triggered you into calling me and hysterically screaming at me. Then you called again to beg me to edit a post that details the above. I finally had to block you.

I won't apologize for my ex and current girlfriend causing you so much distress. I would have until you decided to turn on me but here we are.

Garnate? FFS.

Revisionist History much there?

We were friends until you felt the need to prove your manhood to Que by discussing my family on here. I was cordial to you after that only because I was warned and have seen how childish you are towards those who don’t play the Luk game. But even then you couldn’t stop running your mouth.

Why don’t you really come out with what I said that night I allegedly begged you? I left you a voice message telling you to delete personal info about me AGAIN before I (and others) reported it. I mean you are awfully close to being banned for exactly that offense - I’ve seen the warnings. I never attempted to contact you again - deleted all traces of you and blocked you everywhere, social media included (which had you blocked me I wouldn’t have had to do).

I give no fucks about your past, current, or future love life. You want so badly for that to be the reason, but it’s not. Your inability to tell the truth and/or keep your mouth shut about personal info is why I’m “mad.” And even then I’m not “mad.” I just want you to do exactly as I asked above and on another thread a week or so ago.

Btw, your attempt to make it sound like I’m “so distressed” IS gaslighting. You know I’m not distressed, had moved on already the last time we spoke - because one of us is honest like that.

 

[Luk]

Revisionist History much there?

We were friends until you felt the need to prove your manhood to Que by discussing my family on here. I was cordial to you after that only because I was warned and have seen how childish you are towards those who don’t play the Luk game. But even then you couldn’t stop running your mouth.

Why don’t you really come out with what I said that night I allegedly begged you? I left you a voice message telling you to delete personal info about me AGAIN before I (and others) reported it. I mean you are awfully close to being banned for exactly that offense - I’ve seen the warnings. I never attempted to contact you again - deleted all traces of you and blocked you everywhere, social media included (which had you blocked me I wouldn’t have had to do).

I give no fucks about your past, current, or future love life. You want so badly for that to be the reason, but it’s not. Your inability to tell the truth and/or keep your mouth shut about personal info is why I’m “mad.” And even then I’m not “mad.” I just want you to do exactly as I asked above and on another thread a week or so ago.

Btw, your attempt to make it sound like I’m “so distressed” IS gaslighting. You know I’m not distressed, had moved on already the last time we spoke - because one of us is honest like that.

The fact that there is not a single post of mine disparaging you yet there are several of yours dissing me speaks volumes of truthiness.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

Perhaps you two may want to consider sorting this stuff out away from some of the duplicitous and mean-spirited boobs that lurk ‘round these parts.
Like the malingerer above, for instance.

Funny how your troll Ann thread turned into a Luke is a douche thread, and, btw, your post is a good source of irony. - Liam.

 

[Bookishleigh]

The fact that there is not a single post of mine disparaging you yet there are several of yours dissing me speaks volumes of truthiness.

Funny how your troll Ann thread turned into a Luke is a douche thread, and, btw, your post is a good source of irony. - Liam.

Yes, I have his “truthiness” right here.

https://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=89780476&postcount=944

Someone has informed me that this behavior is the only way he gets any sort of response from me now and it will continue until I stop. Post histories speak for themselves. I think he’s shown his true colors today and I have no need for it.

 

[Luk]

Yes, I have his “truthiness” right here.

https://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=89780476&postcount=944

Someone has informed me that this behavior is the only way he gets any sort of response from me now and it will continue until I stop. Post histories speak for themselves. I think he’s shown his true colors today and I have no need for it.

"Someone* doesn't exist, liar. Just stop, you look ridiculous.
And I reacted to the shittiness from you after your psychotic rant at me, that's all.

 

[Que]

Perhaps you two may want to consider sorting this stuff out away from some of the duplicitous and mean-spirited boobs that lurk ‘round these parts.
Like the malingerer above, for instance.

Are you suggesting that Luk is not a duplicitous, mean-spirited boob?

What part of that doesn't apply?

 

[Luk]

Gottdamn, Luk can trigger all the bitches.

 

[TalkRadio1]

I got divorced before I owned anything substantial. I told her to get the fuck out and she did. We used this firm to handle everything for about $300.00. If I was to divorce today, I'd be fucked.

http://www.wethepeopleusa.com/

It was awesome.

Really? Ex-wife smack? You mean the ex-wife I divorced 7 years ago and haven't spoken to since? Like a true red-blooded American male, I only care about who's sucking my cock.

Who knows? I have no idea who the girl I lost my virginity is fucking either, semen4vette.

But hey, we all know your sides insults are even more lame than your jokes.

Evil. When I got divorced I took her ring, makes up for the credit card bill she left me with.

I married a woman after fucking her the first night we met. I divorced her not because she was a slut, but because she was a fucking cunt.

I asked you to not be a self-absorbed psycho ex girlfriend yet here we are.

Commitment problems, Luk?

 

[Que]

Luk does like to see his name in print.

*nods*

#AnyPressIsGoodPress
#LaughingAtYou=/="Triggered"

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

This is where luke typically runs crying to Laurel.

 

[Anns_dead_Father]

Get a room, you're giving ann a boner.

 

[Anns_dead_Father]

This is where luke typically runs crying to Laurel.

Says the guy who makes threads to laurel asking to have people banned...lmao

 

[Emerson40]

Funny how your troll Ann thread turned into a Luke is a douche thread, and, btw, your post is a good source of irony. - Liam.

Meh. Nothing particularly funny or surprising about a thread, about the board’s biggest troll, being occasionally derailed by people airing out their laundry.
Happens all the time. Are threads even threads these days, if Que hasn’t posted in them, looking for Rob and sock puppets?

With all the time and history some have invested here - look at your years of chasing women, Rory, and alts around for instance - any thread has potential of devolving into a mud slinging contest.

Bright side... when threads take these turns you thrive, pile on, and find validation.

 

[girlsmiley]

We were friends until you found out that I had a smoking hot girlfriend which triggered you into calling me and hysterically screaming at me. Then you called again to beg me to edit a post that details the above. I finally had to block you.

I won't apologize for my ex and current girlfriend causing you so much distress. I would have until you decided to turn on me but here we are.

Garnate? FFS.

Wow. What a dick.

She didn’t “turn on you” you wanker. YOU brought her and I up in this thread and then you went psycho when she corrected you. Now you’re sharing personal information about her and claim she is jealous.

Seriously. Is this how you treat the women in your life? Girlfriends causing her distress? It’s obvious to everyone who is causing the distress here you fucking dipshit. How about being a man with a bit of class and respect instead of this full of himself tool. What a jerk. See? I knew this about you from day one. Smoking hot girlfriend? Please. We all know you look like a dropped pie Luke stop playing.

Bookishleigh, darling. Are you okay? I’m sorry this asshole is bothering you. We all make mistakes. Good girl for moving on. Let’s go back to ignoring this muppet.

 

[girlsmiley]

Yes, I have his “truthiness” right here.

https://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=89780476&postcount=944

Someone has informed me that this behavior is the only way he gets any sort of response from me now and it will continue until I stop. Post histories speak for themselves. I think he’s shown his true colors today and I have no need for it.

I’m sorry you had to go through that.

We all make mistakes. Lord knows I’ve made a few

I wish I could sit in your lap and whisper how awesome I am into your ear. Alas, I am too far away.

 

[Que]

I’m sorry you had to go through that.

We all make mistakes. Lord knows I’ve made a few

I wish I could sit in your lap and whisper how awesome I am into your ear. Alas, I am too far away.

Laughs.

Smiley's got game!

 

[Anns_dead_Father]

Laughs.

Queerbait's got lame!

 

[girlsmiley]

Laughs.

Smiley's got game!

Of course.

And unlike PukeAtMyDick here, I’m not some amateur who goes about disrespecting his exes. What a rookie move.

In saying that, it doesn’t come as a surprise to those like me, who’ve seen the way that asshole treats women on the board.

Where are all the Luke fans now?