Too hot and dry, I prefer my events wet
Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?
Yes and no. Dancing close with your love has little to do script extracted from motion pictures .
Can you make a fire without a match(
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Too hot and dry, I prefer my events wet
Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?
Yes I can, it’s not hard, use a lighter.Yes and no. Dancing close with your love has little to do script extracted from motion pictures .
Can you make a fire without a match(
Yes I can, it’s not hard, use a lighter.
You are trapped on a deserted island with one Athlete and one Celebrity with no hope of rescue, who do you chose?
Laura Dern & Matt Biondi
Which deserving TV show was overlooked in last nights Emmy Awards?
I cut the cord a long time ago, leaving me without a clue.
However...
if Golden Girls didn't win, I'm outraged.
What are your strategies for staying organized?
I stay on top of things.
See what I did there?
it's a little fuzzy. I may need a tutorial.
What's the hardest thing for you to teach?
See what I..
Moral relativism
Who is your favorite philosopher past or present?
My oldest son when he was 5 years old
or
Judith Butler.. I wouldn't call her a favorite but I admire her ability to create relevance in a place of uncertainty.
If your partner began an intellectual discussion during love-making, how would it make it easier (or more difficult) to remain sexual?
Damn...I can’t decide if that would be a total turn off or a complete turn on... I guess if he were conjugating verbs or something, that would be a turn off. But, if he started whispering in my ear about how volcanoes erupt or the steady build up of a geyser...that could be pretty hot.
If you could be an animal (other than a human) what would you be and why?
Damn...I can’t decide if that would be a total turn off or a complete turn on... I guess if he were conjugating verbs or something, that would be a turn off. But, if he started whispering in my ear about how volcanoes erupt or the steady build up of a geyser...that could be pretty hot.
If you could be an animal (other than a human) what would you be and why?
An eagle or a hawk. Being able to fly and hunt would be amazing! Coolest thing I saw last year was a bald eagle swooping down out of a tree to snatch a fish out of the lake.
What is the largest animal you have ever seen in the wild?
I would be that animal I most fear: a great white shark
Who is your favourite female author?
Hmmm... a javelina hog. Those things are terrifying.
What is your go to thing for comfort?
I would only be late for something for myself not anyone else.Jane Austen.. or maybe Anita Diamante.. or maybe Jodi Piccolo.. it's difficult to pick one favorite
a hot, scented, oiled, bath
What is one thing you'll allow yourself to be late with/for?
I would only be late for something for myself not anyone else.
If you could trade places with any one single adult film star who would you pick?
Bruce Venture, because I have a really sexy friend who is very hot for him.
If you could have sex with any porn star ever, who would you pick?
Stoya hands down.
What’s your preferred genre of porn?
Stoya hands down.
What’s your preferred genre of porn?
Stoya hands down.
What’s your preferred genre of porn?
One of my mainstays is the mature Lesbian seducing the younger woman (not crazy about the ones where the young woman says stuff like. "Oh MOMMY!" - a little creepy).
What's your favorite position/configuration to see in porn?
Edited for: I just looked up Stoya - Mmmm... she will definitely figure into my next session...
Something a little forceful preferred. Amateur. No O face on over tanned sticks with fake tits. Lumps and bumps welcome.
Do you use an alarm to wake up?
I can paint a wall, I am not sure I could paint a picture. With paint... maybe with words. I can write with all the colors of the wind.I do.
Can you paint a picture?
I can paint a wall, I am not sure I could paint a picture. With paint... maybe with words. I can write with all the colors of the wind.
Speaking of paint... or color, do you like manga or dirty animation, if so
Who do you follow and why?
Nobody really.
What was the last documentary you saw that you would recommend?