Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[Weaseldiesel]

Eats the remaining seeds from Diesel's hair.

Works part time as a chimney sweep!

 

[ydahecnot]

Wears a Wicked Weasel under his pants

 

[angelofthenorth]

Wears a Wicked Weasel under his pants

he cannot go out into the sun

 

[Series 6]

he cannot go out into the sun

Her obsession with Hello Kitty runs so deep that she even has a Hello Kitty vibrator

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Her obsession with Hello Kitty runs so deep that she even has a Hello Kitty vibrator

Custom made angel’s vibrator after building a lightsaber model for himself.

 

[Series 6]

Custom made angel’s vibrator after building a lightsaber model for himself.

Has a vibrator that is powered by 4 kaiburr crystals.

 

[JerseyJade]

Has a vibrator that is powered by 4 kaiburr crystals.

He thinks Star Wars is a reality show about Hollywood celebrities fighting with each other.

 

[tolyk]

He thinks Star Wars is a reality show about Hollywood celebrities fighting with each other.

She's an old crone

 

[Erotically_Yours]

She's an old crone

Is only a photographer to get free boxing tickets.

 

[Invisable247]

Is only a photographer to get free boxing tickets.

Misunderstood when they asked for tickets to her box

 

[angelofthenorth]

Misunderstood when they asked for tickets to her box

can really be seen

 

[Series 6]

can really be seen

Actually resides in South America. Only makes the occasional business trip to Maryland

 

[angelofthenorth]

Actually resides in South America. Only makes the occasional business trip to Maryland

i have a dear friend in Maryland!

he's really made of plastic

 

[JerseyJade]

i have a dear friend in Maryland!

he's really made of plastic

She has never been North of anywhere.

 

[Series 6]

She has never been North of anywhere.

Once had an affair with the Jersey Devil

 

[Noimagination1]

Once had an affair with the Jersey Devil

Has been responsible for 7,435 incidents of petty theft in the last two months.

Also, likes to burn shrubs.

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Has been responsible for 7,435 incidents of petty theft in the last two months.

Also, likes to burn shrubs.

Says he has no imagination in order to seduce women with his overactive imagination. That, and six pack abs.

 

[Noimagination1]

Says he has no imagination in order to seduce women with his overactive imagination. That, and six pack abs.

Wildly misjudges peoples usernames giving them a much more flattering back story.

Also, tramples small animals while walking on the trails.

 

[Series 6]

Says he has no imagination in order to seduce women with his overactive imagination. That, and six pack abs.

Watches porn movies because she likes the intricate plot lines

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Watches porn movies because she likes the intricate plot lines

That's actually true.

Is really good at making up lies.

 

[hairball18]

That's actually true.

Is really good at making up lies.

She wears a wig.

 

[Erotically_Yours]

She wears a wig.

Spends his free time swatting spiders.

 

[cowslinger64]

Spends his free time swatting spiders.

She's not really a blond.. and the carpet doesn't match the drapes.

 

[Erotically_Yours]

She's not really a blond.. and the carpet doesn't match the drapes.

Spends too much time posting sexy pics.

(Psst. You're slacking!)

 

[Series 6]

Spends too much time posting sexy pics.

(Psst. You're slacking!)

Bought an old Atari 2600 because she liked the joy stick controllers. Maybe she liked them a little too much.