Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[johnnieblue44]

Doesn’t wear underwear with jeans. Thinks it’s like cheap hotels: no ballroom.

Contrary to her profile, engages in phone and Skype sex with dozens of Litsters daily.

 

[Invisable247]

Contrary to her profile, engages in phone and Skype sex with dozens of Litsters daily.

Often ignores warning labels on products

 

[johnnieblue44]

Often ignores warning labels on products

Sat next to Pee Wee Herman at the adult theatre on...ya know....THAT night....

 

[Invisable247]

Sat next to Pee Wee Herman at the adult theatre on...ya know....THAT night....

Purposely takes 13 items to the 12 items line just to see if the cashier will stop him

 

[DarkSimian]

Purposely takes 13 items to the 12 items line just to see if the cashier will stop him

Was on the grassy knoll, November 22, 1963

 

[96grad]

Was on the grassy knoll, November 22, 1963

Lol!!

Seems like he and I may not have anything in common

D&D

 

[DarkSimian]

Lol!!

Seems like he and I may be more alike than he knows! D&D

Graduated from Clown College

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Graduated from Clown College

Gets aroused by the feeling of an old fashioned phone receiver in his hand

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Gets aroused by the feeling of an old fashioned phone receiver in his hand

Keeps her back door under lock and key.

 

[rlaflamme]

Keeps her back door under lock and key.

Uses her panties as a sling shot

 

[Invisable247]

Has a secret fetish about Wiley Coyote an acme rocket, twizllers, and crisco

 

[Series 6]

Has a secret fetish about Wiley Coyote an acme rocket, twizllers, and crisco

Has fantasies about Velma from the Scooby Doo cartoons.

 

[Invisable247]

Has fantasies about Velma from the Scooby Doo cartoons.

Wears women’s panties under his armor

 

[Weaseldiesel]

Wears women’s panties under his armor

Thinks they are invisible when they are wearing a Mac!

 

[inkandiridiumnibs]

Thinks they are invisible when they are wearing a Mac!

Thinks he is a Cummins, when really, he is Ecostroking

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Thinks he is a Cummins, when really, he is Ecostroking

Feels tattoos are a sin.

 

[Weaseldiesel]

Feels tattoos are a sin.

Head is on the wrong way, she's walking towards you in her AV!

 

[JerseyJade]

Head is on the wrong way, she's walking towards you in her AV!

He washes his hair with fertilizer and a garden hose.

 

[QuietCanadian]

He washes his hair with fertilizer and a garden hose.

She only dresses in sports jerseys.

 

[Series 6]

She only dresses in sports jerseys.

He’s a fan of American hockey teams and hopes Quebec never gets another team

 

[JerseyJade]

He’s a fan of American hockey teams and hopes Quebec never gets another team

He was made in China.

 

[Weaseldiesel]

He was made in China.

Auditioning for the role of Morticia on Broadway!

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Auditioning for the role of Morticia on Broadway!

Birds often land in his hair and try to build a nest. Sometimes he lets them.

 

[JerseyJade]

Birds often land in his hair and try to build a nest. Sometimes he lets them.

She loves feeding the birds.. which is why diesel has a lot of bird seed in his hair

 

[rlaflamme]

She loves feeding the birds.. which is why diesel has a lot of bird seed in his hair

Eats the remaining seeds from Diesel's hair.