rlaflamme
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Is allergic to feathers.
Likes to dress up as Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz and go to the Grand canyon singing, "follow the yellow brick road"
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Is allergic to feathers.
Likes to dress up as Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz and go to the Grand canyon singing, "follow the yellow brick road"
Wrote an infamous fanfic wherein Dorothy went on Maury Povich to find out whether the daddy was the cowardly lion or the scarecrow.
Can't stop singing Rockin' Robin.
Once ate a bird right out a tree because a friend said she wouldn't.
Hehehe. It was tasty!
Likes to make truffles with mysterious fillings.
Can't cum during sex unless classic episodes of Full House are playing in the background
Ew.... Ha!
Goes uphill skiing.
Has a thousand cats hidden in an underground bunker.
He used to be a lifeguard until he got fired for doing more than giving someone mouth to mouth![]()
He used to be a lifeguard until he got fired for doing more than giving someone mouth to mouth![]()
Famously mailed herself to Germany in 1996 by squeezing herself into a 3x5 envelope for 12 days.

Amazing, isn't it? I wasn't even born and I did that
He had an affair with a pigeon.
Ran five feet of a 5k marathon and thought she had won.
Likes to fling a whoopie cushion down on the bed before sex.
Likes to fling a whoopie cushion down on the bed before sex.
Applied for a marriage license to marry a squirrel.
Is the first woman ever to perform a quadruple axle jump at the olympics. Except she did it during the 100m dash...
He has the largest collection of inflatable dolls East of the Mississippi. (thank God for spell check)![]()
Love spell check....
Bought out an entire sex shop then threw all the toys in the river
Is swimming around in the river, collecting.
Of course...
Ordered duck a McDonalds.
Loves rubber ducks.
That might be true...
Went to a glory hole because she thought money came out of it
Has a secret desire to be a stripper that pops out of a cake.