Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[Jada59]

(SNL skit from the 70s or early 80s)

Moved to Wildwood, NJ because of the Wild in the name.

Now I'm confused. I thought he was a baseball player?

Skip over me. Just dropping a mindless comment and going back to bed now.

 

[DarkSimian]

Now I'm confused. I thought he was a baseball player?

Skip over me. Just dropping a mindless comment and going back to bed now.

Going to bed= hitting the liquor store

 

[JerseyJade]

Going to bed= hitting the liquor store

He hides under the bed whenever there's a full moon.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

He hides under the bed whenever there's a full moon.

Trying to whistle in the avatar...

 

[DarkSimian]

He hides under the bed whenever there's a full moon.

Dresses as Little Red Riding Hood, in hopes the Big Bad Wolf will eat her

 

[JerseyJade]

Trying to whistle in the avatar...

Would you believe I can't whistle?

Dresses as Little Red Riding Hood, in hopes the Big Bad Wolf will eat her

Lol

Wishes he was the Big Bad Wolf, but he's just a harmless puppy

 

[DarkSimian]

Would you believe I can't whistle?



Lol

Wishes he was the Big Bad Wolf, but he's just a harmless puppy

I'm "mostly" harmless

Has never been to the Jersey Shore, but hears that it's "nice"

 

[ydahecnot]

Gets that funny feeling when receiving a wedgie.

 

[Weaseldiesel]

Gets that funny feeling when receiving a wedgie.

NASA are going to probe him!

 

[DarkSimian]

Gets that funny feeling when receiving a wedgie.

Thinks "Walkin' on Sunshine" is about him

 

[Weaseldiesel]

Thinks "Walkin' on Sunshine" is about him

Real name Simon and doesn't take a tan!

 

[JerseyJade]

Real name Simon and doesn't take a tan!

Washes his hair with Miracle Grow

 

[Brian70]

Oops,

Did it again ;-)

 

[Weaseldiesel]

Oops,

Did it again ;-)

Does a great Brittany spears impression!

 

[hotcpu]

Does a great Brittany spears impression!

His hair is qualified as a Lethal Weapon

 

[Ask For More]

Has a mini shrine dedicated to Mel Gibson in his bathroom.

 

[Brian70]

Has a mini shrine dedicated to Mel Gibson in his bathroom.

Has Mel Gibson locked in their bathroom..

 

[Gamina]

Knows this because of the unspeakable things he had to do, to escape said bathroom

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Has Mel Gibson locked in their bathroom..

Can strut better in heels than I can...

 

[ExiledWelshman]

Can strut better in heels than I can...

Can't strut in heels as well as me.

 

[Brian70]

Can't strut in heels as well as me.

Lipsyncs Sheena Easton while strutting in heels

 

[Jada59]

Lipsyncs Sheena Easton while strutting in heels

Is a backup dancer for Justin Timberlake.

 

[SlvrTongueDevil]

Is a backup dancer for Justin Timberlake.

Her pussy is really jet black.

 

[Jada59]

Her pussy is really jet black.

Lost all of his clothes back in the 80's and has been going without ever since.

 

[SlvrTongueDevil]

Lost all of his clothes back in the 80's and has been going without ever since.

Is actually allergic to cat hair.