Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[HBergeron]

She is known for being the neighborhood bully.

She's actually Atlantic City Amethyst.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

She is known for being the neighborhood bully.

You know it. The Queen of mean here.

Needs to develop a plan for being mean. She's as innocent as new kittens.

 

[JerseyJade]

You know it. The Queen of mean here.

Not!

 

[NeonSubtlety]

She can’t sneeze and love at the same time.

 

[JJonah]

She can’t sneeze and love at the same time.

He’s not a guy.

I promise.

 

[JerseyJade]

He’s not a guy.

I promise.

He wears the same outfit in his avatar to church every Sunday

 

[Jada59]

He wears the same outfit in his avatar to church every Sunday

Thinks she is actually made of Jade.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Thinks she is actually made of Jade.

Has been holding back a belch waiting for the "is it live or is it Memorex " commercial to come back.

 

[Jada59]

Has been holding back a belch waiting for the "is it live or is it Memorex " commercial to come back.

Still uses a VCR.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

Still uses a VCR.

Hates sexual innuendo

 

[Jada59]

Hates sexual innuendo

Is in my backyard right now. We're playing badminton with a shuttlecock.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

Is in my backyard right now. We're playing badminton with a shuttlecock.

In your backyard shirt off

 

[ydahecnot]

Is Hulk Hogan's body double

 

[Jada59]

Is Hulk Hogan's body double

Likes to rain on people's parades.

 

[ydahecnot]

Is secretly a minion of Basement Cat

 

[Jada59]

Is secretly a minion of Basement Cat

Is overly fond of doing projects that involve a glue gun.

 

[ydahecnot]

Sends out about 103 vids per day via PM.

 

[Jada59]

Sends out about 103 vids per day via PM.

Hahaha.

Films those vids for me!

 

[ydahecnot]

Cuts costs by being her own fluffer

 

[Jada59]

Cuts costs by being her own fluffer

Hahaha.

Helps me out by creating cheesy backdrops.

 

[gentold]

Hahaha.

Helps me out by creating cheesy backdrops.

Sleeps when she runs out of cigarettes and porn .

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Sleeps when she runs out of cigarettes and porn .

He thrives on porn so much he was fired for taking off from work so much because it interrupted with his porn time.

 

[gentold]

He thrives on porn so much he was fired for taking off from work so much because it interrupted with his porn time.

Wears shoes sized 2-3 .

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Wears shoes sized 2-3 .

Some men like small feet.

It is just wrong when a guy like yourself wears long dreadlocks with a hairline like Stevie Wonder and a huge bald spot. Let it go man, let the hair go.

 

[JerseyJade]

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