Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[Erotically_Yours]

She's Batwoman

Is a hoarder of sexy red dresses.

 

[Xerxes82]

Is a hoarder of sexy red dresses.

Can recite, from memory, every Monty Python sketch ever aired. In chronological order.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Is a hoarder of sexy red dresses.

She wears a princess plug to work every day

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Is a hoarder of sexy red dresses.

She's wearing the one dress I didn't grab up in her avatar....

 

[Trouble_maker]

She's wearing the one dress I didn't grab up in her avatar....

That particular flavor of Ben & Jerry’s is named after them.

 

[Series 6]

Was cut by a WNBA team

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Was cut by a WNBA team

It's time for a new Halloween outfit when you wear it year round.

 

[HBergeron]

It's time for a new Halloween outfit when you wear it year round.

She never wears a Halloween costume. Every year, she wears her regular clothes, does some rhymes and says she came as Maya Angelou.

 

[Erotically_Yours]

She never wears a Halloween costume. Every year, she wears her regular clothes, does some rhymes and says she came as Maya Angelou.

Uses the first ever profile security system to ensure the secrets stay secret.

 

[Xerxes82]

Will fuck any man named Bond, James Bond

 

[lanceGibs]

Will fuck any man named Bond, James Bond

Decorated with the Purple heart.

 

[formertroll]

Decorated with the Purple heart.

He's never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

 

[gentold]

He's never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

A master mason in real life whose nether portions were shaped like a trowel enabling him to work with three hands .

 

[Jada59]

A master mason in real life whose nether portions were shaped like a trowel enabling him to work with three hands .

Has won countless trophies for hip hop dancing.

 

[gentold]

Has won countless trophies for hip hop dancing.

An underage girl with an over active sex drive .

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

An underage girl with an over active sex drive .

A prepubescent boy trying to line up women to possibly touch.

 

[gentold]

A prepubescent boy trying to line up women to possibly touch.

An goddess with cult following .

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

An goddess with cult following .

A murderous little doll...like Chucky

 

[gentold]

They call her Tiffany.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

They call her Tiffany.

Is a current presidential love child.

 

[gentold]

Is a current presidential love child.

Dino pays her an hefty amount every Friday .

 

[Jada59]

Dino pays her an hefty amount every Friday .

Is a high roller in Vegas.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Dino pays her an hefty amount every Friday .

Wants an adult big wheel yet his feet can't touch the pedals.

 

[Jada59]

Wants an adult big wheel yet his feet can't touch the pedals.

Likes to read books backwards.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Likes to read books backwards.

She's actually a spy.... secret agent cat!