Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[Taegul]

Has asked me too many questions about my alleged attachments

He still thinks it's funny to hit every button in the elevator before disembarking. He is, in fact, correct.

 

[neakman]

He still thinks it's funny to hit every button in the elevator before disembarking. He is, in fact, correct.

Is a doorman who states "Welcome to the Hotel California"

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Is a doorman who states "Welcome to the Hotel California"

Once worked as a bouncer and never had to lay a hand on anyone because it was that intimidating.

 

[Xerxes82]

Can only tie shoelaces with her right hand. The left is always making boating knots involuntarily.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Can only tie shoelaces with her right hand. The left is always making boating knots involuntarily.

Bragging about his skills as a master rollerskater is not good when the 6 year olds in his class shows him up every time.

 

[tolyk]

Bragging about his skills as a master rollerskater is not good when the 6 year olds in his class shows him up every time.

She's the meanest person on Lit!

 

[Xerxes82]

Bragging about his skills as a master rollerskater is not good when the 6 year olds in his class shows him up every time.

Honestly, I got nothing. BCC's new AV has left me without words. What a woman!

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Honestly, I got nothing. BCC's new AV has left me without words. What a woman!

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Declined my offer of a night on the the town because I’m not up to her caliber. I agree.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Declined my offer of a night on the the town because I’m not up to her caliber. I agree.

Thinks "tits for tatts" is my charity

 

[Series 6]

Thinks "tits for tatts" is my charity

Got his tattoos while he was in jail

 

[Xerxes82]

Got his tattoos while he was in jail

Fears Jedi.

 

[Series 6]

Fears Jedi.

Is a Jedi Ninja

 

[JerseyJade]

Is a Jedi Ninja

NASA wants to send him on a one way trip to a galaxy far, far away.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

NASA wants to send him on a one way trip to a galaxy far, far away.

Is involved in the Space Force...thing...

 

[Xerxes82]

Is involved in the Space Force...thing...

The world's greatest hunter of squirrels and chipmunks.

 

[JerseyJade]

Is involved in the Space Force...thing...

She keeps her ice cream refrigerated in Series 6's chest.

 

[JerseyJade]

The world's greatest hunter of squirrels and chipmunks.

His favorite snack is bird seed.

 

[Erotically_Yours]

His favorite snack is bird seed.

Owner of the Guinness World Record for most kissable lips.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

She keeps her ice cream refrigerated in Series 6's chest.

Has made friends with the roaches in her home better than the ones in "Joe's Apartment".

 

[Xerxes82]

Has made friends with the roaches in her home better than the ones in "Joe's Apartment".

Is jealous. All her roaches moved out.

 

[JerseyJade]

Is jealous. All her roaches moved out.

He ate all of BCC's roaches

 

[Xerxes82]

He ate all of BCC's roaches

She bet me $20 I wouldn't do it. Still haven't seen my $20.

 

[EmpressJosephine]

He ate all of BCC's roaches

There's collagen in those lips.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

There's collagen in those lips.

She's Batwoman