just4friends
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She’s so mean, but always chooses to sit next to me in public
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She’s so mean, but always chooses to sit next to me in public
*Don't want you feeling left out*
Eats loads of cans of pork and beans then wonders why he has so much gas.
Hides bananas in her cleavage in hopes of drawing me in...
*I'd use little blueberries for that...lol*
Has to keep a glam squad around to keep the fur looking decent...
Named her thighs "Thanksgiving" and "Christmas", and wants to see me between the holidays
*And smiles just like his avatar when said yes to*
Beginning to show signs of aging. He's getting bald spots on his butt.
Only goes up to series 5
Got the name “Jaws” due to constant gum chewing. The “82” is a closely guarded secret
keeps a can of WD40 around all the time.
Goes to work wearing no shoes or shirt.
Actually likes to play Titty Twister
Actually manscapes and gets mani-pedi’s
Actually manscapes and gets mani-pedi’s
Worried about becoming obsolete when Series 7 comes out in the winter...
Was kicked off the football team for fucktackling. Now can only play touch football
sings opera
sings opera
Has a secret and bizarre Youtube channel.
Has never been photographed from the neck up, but frequently sends out photos of himself from the waist down
Has a series of attachments!![]()