just4friends
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She’s so mean, but always chooses to sit next to me in public
Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three
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*Don't want you feeling left out*
Eats loads of cans of pork and beans then wonders why he has so much gas.
DarkSimian
RONIN
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Hides bananas in her cleavage in hopes of drawing me in...
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*I'd use little blueberries for that...lol*
Has to keep a glam squad around to keep the fur looking decent...
DarkSimian
RONIN
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Named her thighs "Thanksgiving" and "Christmas", and wants to see me between the holidays
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*And smiles just like his avatar when said yes to*
Beginning to show signs of aging. He's getting bald spots on his butt.
Series 6
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Wants to take advantage of me, but keeps forgetting to send me the address to her lair
Series 6
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Got the name “Jaws” due to constant gum chewing. The “82” is a closely guarded secret
neakman
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keeps a can of WD40 around all the time.
Erotically_Yours
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Goes to work wearing no shoes or shirt.
neakman
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haha, I wish.
She is developing an new cosmetic that allows you to become invisible.
DarkSimian
RONIN
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Is really a grumpy asshole
neakman
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is a stand in for the Jimmy Dean sausage guy
Series 6
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Actually has the smiling sun picture on his Avatar on his drivers license as well.
jeff_is_smiling
Mentally Controlling
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Worried about becoming obsolete when Series 7 comes out in the winter...
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Was kicked off the football team for fucktackling. Now can only play touch football
neakman
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sings opera
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Has never been photographed from the neck up, but frequently sends out photos of himself from the waist down
Jada59
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Has a secret and bizarre Youtube channel.
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Once stayed up for 27 straight hours watching my bizarre Youtube channel
Weaseldiesel
a fuck i give not
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Series 6
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Has a series of attachments!
Has asked me too many questions about my alleged attachments
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