Core Force Corp - We need a Core Force

Edward Teach

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We need a Core Force Corp.

We are vulnerable. If the Chinese drill upward, they can attack us from below, destroying our under belly, castrating us in a sneak attack. We need a Core Force!

A Core Force positioned in the center of the Earth will give us protection from such an invasion and offer additional benefits to boot. We need a Core Force!

In addition, we will have almost unlimited thermal energy to harness, eliminating our oil dependency. We need a Core Force

With holes drilled along our border, we will have walls of impenetrable super-heated steam that can not be tunneled under or climbed over and will last forever. We need a Core Force -- Build that wall!

CORE FORCE CORP -- CORE FORCE CORP -- CORE FORCE CORP

Eddie the Rational
 
We need a Core Force Corp.

We are vulnerable. If the Chinese drill upward, they can attack us from below, destroying our under belly, castrating us in a sneak attack. We need a Core Force!

A Core Force positioned in the center of the Earth will give us protection from such an invasion and offer additional benefits to boot. We need a Core Force!

In addition, we will have almost unlimited thermal energy to harness, eliminating our oil dependency. We need a Core Force

With holes drilled along our border, we will have walls of impenetrable super-heated steam that can not be tunneled under or climbed over and will last forever. We need a Core Force -- Build that wall!

CORE FORCE CORP -- CORE FORCE CORP -- CORE FORCE CORP

Eddie the Rational

Perfect solution to several problems. Tweet it to the Pres. :)
 
President Trump is trying to release information to the public. We already have a Space Force, and have for decades.
 
I have a secret decoder ring and have had it for many decades. Those of you who are in the secret space force should contact me now by code. Those who don't have the secret code are doomed. Yes, doomed I say.
 
I have a secret decoder ring and have had it for many decades. Those of you who are in the secret space force should contact me now by code. Those who don't have the secret code are doomed. Yes, doomed I say.

oh secret decoder ring haha so funny, meaningless drivel about a serious subject. You do seem to play the fool.
 
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