Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[hotcpu]

Keeps his hip hugger panties on...

Continues to claim ice cream is health food

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Continues to claim ice cream is health food

Thinks that pose is a dance move.

 

[HBergeron]

Thinks that pose is a dance move.

Follows every new fad, but still just can't get enough of 'planking'.

 

[gentold]

Wears a girls running gear to compete in the marathon .

 

[Jada59]

Wears a girls running gear to compete in the marathon .

Likes to paint self portraits with condiments.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Likes to pain self portraits with condiments.

Thinks Uber rides should include pets going from one home to another.

 

[caughtstrokin]

Thinks Uber rides should include pets going from one home to another.

Uses Ice Cream as a sex toy.

 

[Jada59]

Uses Ice Cream as a sex toy.

Thinks sex is disgusting. Especially fapping.

 

[caughtstrokin]

Thinks sex is disgusting. Especially fapping.

Dreams of being in the center of a circle jerk.

 

[gentold]

Dreams of being in the center of a circle jerk.

Gets jerked by machines several times an hour .

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Gets jerked by machines several times an hour .

Can say jerk in 7 different languages.

 

[gentold]

Can say jerk in 7 different languages.

Eats pop corn all day .

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Eats pop corn all day .

Not the way I cook...lol

Goes around to retirement homes scouting out the best blow job performers. I guess it must be a thing with no dentures...

 

[lanceGibs]

Not the way I cook...lol

Goes around to retirement homes scouting out the best blow job performers. I guess it must be a thing with no dentures...

Lost her dentures while blowing Gentold .

 

[Jada59]

Lost her dentures while blowing Gentold .

Is the sweetest, kindest person here on Lit!

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Is the sweetest, kindest person here on Lit!

Nope, not funny at all....uh uhhh....just as dry and arid as the desert.

 

[BadAmy]

Jada and BCC
They are so unfriendly.(heehee)

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Lost her dentures while blowing Gentold .

Wishes he had something to blow. Let's find that magnifying glass to see if it exists.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Jada and BCC
They are so unfriendly.(heehee)

Sings like Kermit the frog...

 

[Jada59]

Sings like Kermit the frog...

It's not easy being green...

Uses a nail file to sharpen her scissors. The takes sandpaper to the nail file when it gets dull.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

It's not easy being green...

Uses a nail file to sharpen her scissors. The takes sandpaper to the nail file when it gets dull.

And these are just for the toenails:

https://youtu.be/eXhPgpEeD1c


Hides fangs of a sabertooth tiger behind those paws.

 

[Jada59]

And these are just for the toenails:

https://youtu.be/eXhPgpEeD1c


Hides fangs of a sabertooth tiger behind those paws.

Hahaha! One of my favorite episodes!

Barks at the moon.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Hahaha! One of my favorite episodes!

Barks at the moon.

Goes to Hawaii just to get leied.

 

[Jada59]

Goes to Hawaii just to get leied.

Her lifetime goal is to raise exotic chickens.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Her lifetime goal is to raise exotic chickens.

Her meaning of exotic chicken: curry chicken, chicken tetrazzini, braised chicken...how they're cooked , not how they're raised.