Dear X

[Apple_of_Eden]

Dear old coworker,

No parent should bury a child, but you've had to bury three in less than month. My heart weeps for you and I want so badly to help you and your wife in some way... But I know nothing will help ease the pain you feel, nothing will bandaid this hurt. So I'll donate money to help rebuild your home, hold my children tighter, and cry.

Broken hearted for you

OMG! Beyond heartbreaking. Wishing some form of comfort for them.

Puts life in perspective. After reading this, I'd be ashamed to place my post.

 

[Azuldrgon]

OMG! Beyond heartbreaking. Wishing some form of comfort for them.

Puts life in perspective. After reading this, I'd be ashamed to place my post.

*hugs*

 

[lurkingguy1978]

dear Friend,

Wish things were different. wish I weren't a douche. Wish I could prove either of those.

signed, a moron.

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Corn Pops Cereal,

Today I passed you on aisle 5 and decided to relive my childhood. The roof of my mouth would like to say fuck you very much. Of course I will take part of the blame for having that second bowl.

Signed,

Flicking that flap of skin hanging off the roof of my mouth alllllll night long.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Dear female gym goers,

Pulling your phone from your bra or Gym Shark leggings waist band is not sexy. Straight up trashy if want my sweet and honest opinion.
(More like a three dollar gypsy whore that’s begging for attention in anticipation that that muscle head over there will notice you’re a bad girl showing a smidge of skin as your bending over. And why are you bending over?! See, my point exactly.)
Anyways, please slip me a note with the phone make and model so I may purchase you a fancy little arm band to hold that dear phone of yours.

Signed,

Not that kind of dirty girl.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Dear Daughter,

I know I'm suppose to be the adult here. I know I am suppose to be the brave one. I know this year should be easier, and maybe it is a little bit. But in after we move you back over to College this weekend, my house will be empty again. The house will be quiet. It will be void of your laughter. Your sweet face bouncing down the stairs half asleep and still looking like my beauty queen.

I am so proud of the young lady you have become. You are so much more amazing than you will ever know. I love your confidence and your bravery. I have never doubted your abilities to go far in life.

I know sometimes you roll your eyes at me when I gush over you, but some day you will understand. I wish I could turn to my Mom with the tears I have in my eyes for you, and tell her that I totally understand now. Instead I look to the Sky and ask her how we could have raised such an amazing woman. Smile and know that because of how my own parents raised me, I carried that on to you and your brother, and I hope you will both do the same. So as long as I am on this earth, I will forever be your biggest fan, and I will try not to cry when you are looking. I want you to see my happiness and pride.

But know that you are always missed when your sweet face isn't around. I love you always. Near and Far.

Mom

 

[ydahecnot]

Dear female gym goers,

Pulling your phone from your bra or Gym Shark leggings waist band is not sexy. Straight up trashy if want my sweet and honest opinion.
(More like a three dollar gypsy whore that’s begging for attention in anticipation that that muscle head over there will notice you’re a bad girl showing a smidge of skin as your bending over. And why are you bending over?! See, my point exactly.)
Anyways, please slip me a note with the phone make and model so I may purchase you a fancy little arm band to hold that dear phone of yours.

Signed,

Not that kind of dirty girl.

That sounds kinda hot (ducking)

 

[LostGirlTink]

Dear Daughter,

I know I'm suppose to be the adult here. I know I am suppose to be the brave one. I know this year should be easier, and maybe it is a little bit. But in after we move you back over to College this weekend, my house will be empty again. The house will be quiet. It will be void of your laughter. Your sweet face bouncing down the stairs half asleep and still looking like my beauty queen.

I am so proud of the young lady you have become. You are so much more amazing than you will ever know. I love your confidence and your bravery. I have never doubted your abilities to go far in life.

I know sometimes you roll your eyes at me when I gush over you, but some day you will understand. I wish I could turn to my Mom with the tears I have in my eyes for you, and tell her that I totally understand now. Instead I look to the Sky and ask her how we could have raised such an amazing woman. Smile and know that because of how my own parents raised me, I carried that on to you and your brother, and I hope you will both do the same. So as long as I am on this earth, I will forever be your biggest fan, and I will try not to cry when you are looking. I want you to see my happiness and pride.

But know that you are always missed when your sweet face isn't around. I love you always. Near and Far.

Mom

Dear Gushy Mom...
This made me cry.

With love,
So much of what she said

 

[DarkSimian]

Dear Daughter,

I know I'm suppose to be the adult here. I know I am suppose to be the brave one. I know this year should be easier, and maybe it is a little bit. But in after we move you back over to College this weekend, my house will be empty again. The house will be quiet. It will be void of your laughter. Your sweet face bouncing down the stairs half asleep and still looking like my beauty queen.

I am so proud of the young lady you have become. You are so much more amazing than you will ever know. I love your confidence and your bravery. I have never doubted your abilities to go far in life.

I know sometimes you roll your eyes at me when I gush over you, but some day you will understand. I wish I could turn to my Mom with the tears I have in my eyes for you, and tell her that I totally understand now. Instead I look to the Sky and ask her how we could have raised such an amazing woman. Smile and know that because of how my own parents raised me, I carried that on to you and your brother, and I hope you will both do the same. So as long as I am on this earth, I will forever be your biggest fan, and I will try not to cry when you are looking. I want you to see my happiness and pride.

But know that you are always missed when your sweet face isn't around. I love you always. Near and Far.

Mom

If I didn't want to hug you before, I really do now. (((((((((((hugs)))))))))))))

Your even farther away Litster

 

[StElmosFire]

Dear female gym goers,

Pulling your phone from your bra or Gym Shark leggings waist band is not sexy. Straight up trashy if want my sweet and honest opinion.
(More like a three dollar gypsy whore that’s begging for attention in anticipation that that muscle head over there will notice you’re a bad girl showing a smidge of skin as your bending over. And why are you bending over?! See, my point exactly.)
Anyways, please slip me a note with the phone make and model so I may purchase you a fancy little arm band to hold that dear phone of yours.

Signed,

Not that kind of dirty girl.

Dear Trashy Three Dollar Gypsy Whores,
Just because everyone has an opinion, it doesn't mean it is right. You just go on being you. We appreciate you for who you are. Let the haters hate. Plus, I've been going to the gym a long time and have never seen a Classy Female Gym Goer there.

*gets tapped on shoulder,,,,whisper, whisper, whisper,,,clears throat, ahem!*

I've just been told they are actually there, we just haven't noticed them. My point still stands. Carry on.

Sincerely,
Will Not Stand for Shaming the Shameless Litster

 

[LL88]

Dear Daughter,

I know I'm suppose to be the adult here. I know I am suppose to be the brave one. I know this year should be easier, and maybe it is a little bit. But in after we move you back over to College this weekend, my house will be empty again. The house will be quiet. It will be void of your laughter. Your sweet face bouncing down the stairs half asleep and still looking like my beauty queen.

I am so proud of the young lady you have become. You are so much more amazing than you will ever know. I love your confidence and your bravery. I have never doubted your abilities to go far in life.

I know sometimes you roll your eyes at me when I gush over you, but some day you will understand. I wish I could turn to my Mom with the tears I have in my eyes for you, and tell her that I totally understand now. Instead I look to the Sky and ask her how we could have raised such an amazing woman. Smile and know that because of how my own parents raised me, I carried that on to you and your brother, and I hope you will both do the same. So as long as I am on this earth, I will forever be your biggest fan, and I will try not to cry when you are looking. I want you to see my happiness and pride.

But know that you are always missed when your sweet face isn't around. I love you always. Near and Far.

Mom

Hugs to you, brave Mama! Your daughter is lucky to have such an adoring mother!

 

[LostGirlTink]

Dear Trashy Three Dollar Gypsy Whores,
Just because everyone has an opinion, it doesn't mean it is right. You just go on being you. We appreciate you for who you are. Let the haters hate. Plus, I've been going to the gym a long time and have never seen a Classy Female Gym Goer there.

*gets tapped on shoulder,,,,whisper, whisper, whisper,,,clears throat, ahem!*

I've just been told they are actually there, we just haven't noticed them. My point still stands. Carry on.

Sincerely,
Will Not Stand for Shaming the Shameless Litster

Dear female gym goers,

Pulling your phone from your bra or Gym Shark leggings waist band is not sexy. Straight up trashy if want my sweet and honest opinion.
(More like a three dollar gypsy whore that’s begging for attention in anticipation that that muscle head over there will notice you’re a bad girl showing a smidge of skin as your bending over. And why are you bending over?! See, my point exactly.)
Anyways, please slip me a note with the phone make and model so I may purchase you a fancy little arm band to hold that dear phone of yours.

Signed,

Not that kind of dirty girl.

Dear Shame all you want;

But can we knock it off with the “gypsy whore” part?

~Actual Romani Gypsy Girl

 

[StElmosFire]

Dear Shame all you want;

But can we knock it off with the “gypsy whore” part?

~Actual Romani Gypsy Girl

She started it. *points finger at NaughtyWife and runs away*

 

[DarkSimian]

Dear Shame all you want;

But can we knock it off with the “gypsy whore” part?

~Actual Romani Gypsy Girl

I didn't realize you were a Star Trek alien

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[RustyIron]

Dear Daughter,

I know I'm suppose to be the adult here. I know I am suppose to be the brave one. I know this year should be easier, and maybe it is a little bit. But in after we move you back over to College this weekend, my house will be empty again. The house will be quiet. It will be void of your laughter. Your sweet face bouncing down the stairs half asleep and still looking like my beauty queen.

I am so proud of the young lady you have become. You are so much more amazing than you will ever know. I love your confidence and your bravery. I have never doubted your abilities to go far in life.

I know sometimes you roll your eyes at me when I gush over you, but some day you will understand. I wish I could turn to my Mom with the tears I have in my eyes for you, and tell her that I totally understand now. Instead I look to the Sky and ask her how we could have raised such an amazing woman. Smile and know that because of how my own parents raised me, I carried that on to you and your brother, and I hope you will both do the same. So as long as I am on this earth, I will forever be your biggest fan, and I will try not to cry when you are looking. I want you to see my happiness and pride.

But know that you are always missed when your sweet face isn't around. I love you always. Near and Far.

Mom

 

[Thomasoir]

Dear X

Been trying all summer to find a way. If there's time and space I'll let you know.

Sincerely,

Me

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear male person who sang Stayin’ Alive and Leaving on a Jetplane in the shower in the room next to mine at the Best Western in Sherman Oaks, CA on Thursday morning,

Listening to your singing cheered me up a little on a morning when it all went wrong for me. I hope your day was better than mine.

Sincerely,

Thin walls in the bathroom

 

[RoyceConnors]

Dear male person who sang Stayin’ Alive and Leaving on a Jetplane in the shower in the room next to mine at the Best Western in Sherman Oaks, CA on Thursday morning,

Listening to your singing cheered me up a little on a morning when it all went wrong for me. I hope your day was better than mine.

Sincerely,

Thin walls in the bathroom

((((HUGS)))) for Dee

 

[Miles Long]

Dear male person who sang Stayin’ Alive and Leaving on a Jetplane in the shower in the room next to mine at the Best Western in Sherman Oaks, CA on Thursday morning,

Listening to your singing cheered me up a little on a morning when it all went wrong for me. I hope your day was better than mine.

Sincerely,

Thin walls in the bathroom

I have stayed at that Best Western (really I have), but this time it wasn't me singing. Wish it was so we could have sung a duet!

 

[beachbaby179]

Dear eX,

I'm a lot of things, but stupid is not one of them. You've always resented it, in fact. So what on earth made you think you could pull that one over on me without me finding out? You're an idiot. And if you do it again, you're going to be an ARRESTED idiot because you signed the same agreement I did. Just one more little piece of validation for why I divorced you.

The better half

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I have stayed at that Best Western (really I have), but this time it wasn't me singing. Wish it was so we could have sung a duet!

That is pretty funny, small world. Not a very glamorous place, is it. A two-room shower duet? Hey, why not!

 

[Miles Long]

That is pretty funny, small world. Not a very glamorous place, is it. A two-room shower duet? Hey, why not!

Let’s sing “Knock Three Times” by Tony Orlando and Dawn!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Let’s sing “Knock Three Times” by Tony Orlando and Dawn!

Ah, but isn’t that “knock three times on the ceiling..”? So we can’t be in side by side rooms, one of us has to be on top of the other.. as it were..

 

[John_Q_Public]

Dear scorekeeper,

I shouldn't have to tell you, when you get hit by a pitch, you never flinch. You never rub the spot. You just trot up the first baseline with an expressionless face. Never give the pitcher the satisfaction of knowing he hurt you.

...but if he tries to pick you off of first…

That's fucking bush league. Total bullshit! Charge the fucking mound at your earliest opportunity!

Sincerely,

"Out of the Woodwork”


PS. This place isn't even real. You're the only real person here. You get to determine the value of their words. You know you're better than them. Fuck it. Who really cares?

 

[SassySheDevil]

Dear X best friend.

Today was the day you helped me start. Almost 6 years ago now, you helped me start a battle I was not prepared for, and never wanted to get involved with. But you made me hire a lawyer, and you gave me courage I wouldn't have had. Some where along the lines, I gave up hope and I think I was angry at you for making me hire a lawyer when it felt like you had given up too. You were the one person who wasn't suppose to give up, even if I did.
So when my lawyer called me today to tell me that hanging in after all this time, had finally paid off. I thought of you. It was only fair to tell you first. (okay, after my daughter) I feel bad that I had such high expectations of you, and I am glad I got to apologize.
If it makes you feel any better, my lawyer is still not as cute as you are, and I still wish you could have been my lawyer. Next time, you could apply for a Washington license in a shorter amount of time.
Thank you for all your help and pointing me in the right direction. Thank you for making me understand the importance of a Lawyer in this case.
I wish there was still a chance for our friendship. But other obstacles are still there.

Sincerely,

still care x best friend.