Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[Sexybritches69]

His mustache was the sole inspiration for Nintendo creating Mario.

Ha no idea how or why is in a big parking lot.

 

[Taegul]

Ha no idea how or why is in a big parking lot.

She's been a nun for the last 14 years.

 

[JJonah]

Ha no idea how or why is in a big parking lot.

Frequently wakes up next to a taxidermied bear.

 

[Sexybritches69]

She's been a nun for the last 14 years.

Won’t stop being my alter boy no matter what.

 

[Sexybritches69]

Frequently wakes up next to a taxidermied bear.

Wears a bear suit constantly.

 

[MrPractical]

Wears a bear suit constantly.

Sells her panties to yogurt shop down the street for nickles on the dime

 

[Sexybritches69]

Sells her panties to yogurt shop down the street for nickles on the dime

Owns a yogurt shop.

 

[JJonah]

Owns a yogurt shop.

Killed and ate Sexybritches68 when their plane crashed in the Andes.

Has no regrets.

 

[MrPractical]

Supplies me with knickles

 

[JerseyJade]

Supplies me with knickles

He has a good head on his shoulders.

 

[Taegul]

She wants to be the first person to ever swim across the Atlantic Ocean. She's been practicing 3 days a week in her bathtub.

 

[JJonah]

She wants to be the first person to ever swim across the Atlantic Ocean. She's been practicing 3 days a week in her bathtub.

Secretly, he’s actually Macklemore.

 

[Sexybritches69]

Secretly, he’s actually Macklemore.

Wears water wings.

 

[JJonah]

Wears water wings.

Secretly, she’s actually Kanye West.

 

[Taegul]

He wanted to be David Hasselhoff's stunt double on Baywatch. He was crushed to find out that David Hasselhoff ALWAYS performs all his own stunts.

 

[Jada59]

He wanted to be David Hasselhoff's stunt double on Baywatch. He was crushed to find out that David Hasselhoff ALWAYS performs all his own stunts.

Wants to be a Walmart door greeter.

 

[HBergeron]

Wants to be a Walmart door greeter.

Acts like a cute, sleepy kitten until the dominatrix gear comes out

 

[Jada59]

Acts like a cute, sleepy kitten until the dominatrix gear comes out

Has been peeking into my window!

 

[HBergeron]

Has been peeking into my window!

She absolutely knows that my phone calls are coming from INSIDE HER HOUSE!!!!!

 

[Jada59]

She absolutely knows that my phone calls are coming from INSIDE HER HOUSE!!!!!

Hahaha.

Leaves his hair balls all over my house.

 

[Series 6]

Hahaha.

Leaves his hair balls all over my house.

Doesn’t clean the litter box

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Doesn’t clean the litter box

Likes the smell of his farts trapped in that gear he's wearing.

 

[Karabare]

Hangs out with Beyoncé

 

[JJonah]

Hangs out with Beyoncé

Knows the guitar part to “This Charming Man.”

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Hangs out with Beyoncé

I wish!

Gets all the good ones leaving the swamp creatures for me. Thanks a lot!...lol