JJonah
Literotica Guru
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No I've only fed them.
Ever mountain climb?
I’ve rock-climbed and I’ve mountain-hiked. Wouldn’t say I’ve mountain-climbed.
Are you a good speller?
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No I've only fed them.
Ever mountain climb?
I’ve rock-climbed and I’ve mountain-hiked. Wouldn’t say I’ve mountain-climbed.
Are you a good speller?
Yes, yes i am.
Have you ever read an encyclopedia for pleasure's sake?
When I was littler, it was my favorite book (series of books)
In what way are you a bit of a mental case?


*gigglesnort*
You mean, aside from having legit mental health issues?
I'm a bit anal about my comfort measures in general.
I need certain things, and I need them a certain way. And only from certain people.
That mental enough for you?
No. The question as posited chafes my sensibility.
Have you ever called someone a douche to their face?
*gigglesnort*
You mean, aside from having legit mental health issues?
I'm a bit anal about my comfort measures in general.
I need certain things, and I need them a certain way. And only from certain people.
That mental enough for you?
No. The question as posited chafes my sensibility.
Have you ever called someone a douche to their face?
Yes. I don’t have a lot of tolerance for bullshit.
Do people mistakenly think you are a pushover because you are nice?
No. The question as posited chafes my sensibility.
Have you ever called someone a douche to their face?

Yes. I don’t have a lot of tolerance for bullshit.
Do people mistakenly think you are a pushover because you are nice?
I like Giggle.
No, but I called my mother crazy when I was about 14, because I didn't understand her mental illness and I was scared. I've always regretted it. I had no idea how much a child's harsh words can hurt a mother's heart until I became a mother myself.
Have you ever bought feminine products for someone else?
I have.
Do you think Kim Kardashian has a beautiful ass, or is it just media hype?

I love women with big asses.
Should I give a shit what the media thinks?
No, none of us should. You're beautiful.
(I need to tell myself this more often)
(I also think KK is beautiful but very manufactured)
Do you wear make-up daily?
Nope. Only one time, ever. To conceal a hickey after a wild night with a woman I met online many years ago. She could've sucked the chrome off a trailer hitch.
For those of you who are married and haven't ever cheated on your spouses, what do you think would happen if you met, and had a couple of drinks in a hotel bar with, someone you've gotten aroused by in conversation in lit?
Pink.
What is your favorite work of art in your home?
What caused your first disappointment?
It involved the Red Sox losing a baseball game.
Do you think you look good naked?
Do ceiling fans freak you out when they spin too quickly?
Never have before.
Do you suspect that you'll have sex in 2018 with someone you have not yet met?
Magic 8-Ball says "Yes. You are a slut."
Have you ever been embarrassed by how turned on you got in an inappropriate place, if so where?
Have you ever had a serious crush on someone totally inappropriate, and how did you deal with it?
I don't think I ever have had a serious crush that was inappropriate. There have been examples of inappropriate lustiness, though.
What was the most recent sexual thing that caused you embarrassment?
http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=89513970&postcount=2787
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Have you ever been shopping and another customer mistook you for an employee and started asking for help?
Yanno my BF considers abovementioned embarrassing scenario like a feather in his cap. Like it’s symbolic of a job well done. He’s a peach.
And yes. Many times. I help out if I can.
What’s the deepest you’ve ever been underwater? (I’m going diving on a shipwreck tomorrow!)
What’s the highest you’ve ever climbed, driven, or hiked?
It was a mountain in the Alps.
How many countries have you had an orgasm in?