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[BubblyBookworm]

All this intelligent philosophizing is going to ruin my reputation. I'd hate to accidentally respect you

Brains behind braun bespeak of bastard's bewitchment!!!

 

[TheFirmHand80]

Brains behind braun bespeak of bastard's bewitchment!!!

Already
Being
Close
Darling
Every
Flirtatious
Gesture

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Already
Being
Close
Darling
Every
Flirtatious
Gesture

Mindfullymeandering masterfully mesmerizing moans.

 

[barefootgirl69]

What do you want? A carrot to put in your mouth?

Bacon, I want bacon!


*sits on a pillow to watch the show of words and wit*

 

[TheFirmHand80]

Mindfullymeandering masterfully mesmerizing moans.

The tongue tasting thrilling titillation

 

[TheFirmHand80]

Bacon, I want bacon!


*sits on a pillow to watch the show of words and wit*

You will have meat in your mouth in good time.

That's not wit.






(it's my penis)

 

[BubblyBookworm]

The tongue tasting thrilling titillation

Gasping as I gracefully gyrate and groan.

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Bacon, I want bacon!


*sits on a pillow to watch the show of words and wit*

Can I have some, too? *Waves hi.*

 

[barefootgirl69]

You will have meat in your mouth in good time.

That's not wit.

(it's my penis)

I am not sure if I should say anything about the size...

that you wrote that it

Can I have some, too? *Waves hi.*

Hi! I will share bacon... any other meat he's talked about is only his to give! LOL

 

[BubblyBookworm]

I am not sure if I should say anything about the size...

that you wrote that it



Hi! I will share bacon... any other meat he's talked about is only his to give! LOL

Thank you, I appreciate it!!! LOL

 

[TheFirmHand80]

This thread does not deliver on the drama, Honey style.

Fuck you in your fucking fuck-feeling fuckhole. I heard from a friend of a cousin's old roommate that you once said something in some way to some guy I sorta know.

#drinkbleach

 

[barefootgirl69]

Fuck you in your fucking fuck-feeling fuckhole. I heard from a friend of a cousin's old roommate that you once said something in some way to some guy I sorta know.

#drinkbleach

Did you go to different highschools together?

 

[TheFirmHand80]

Did you go to different highschools together?

This is just a distraction from the fact that you do drugs and worship the

 

[barefootgirl69]

This is just a distraction from the fact that you do drugs and worship the

No I don't!

I drink and read my Bible! I thought you liked me on my knees?

 

[DarkSimian]

No I don't!

I drink and read my Bible! I thought you liked me on my knees?

BFG is one habit I can't break

 

[barefootgirl69]

BFG is one habit I can't break

and you shouldn't try!

Fuck you in your fuck-feeling fuckhole.

Let’s all say that together.

Three times, real fast?

 

[TheFirmHand80]

Not in front of a mirror though, you may invoke the spirit of the fucking fuckhole.

Fucking mirror on the wall, who is the most fuckable fucktoy of them all?

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Fucking mirror on the wall, who is the most fuckable fucktoy of them all?

Not me...I'm selective...

 

[TheFirmHand80]

Not me...I'm selective...

This one's a fiesty animal. I love a good struggle.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Not in front of a mirror though, you may invoke the spirit of the fucking fuckhole.

In that case, we'd be fucked.
And, more than likely, not in a good way.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

This one's a fiesty animal. I love a good struggle.

A shrew, I can be...lol

 

[TheFirmHand80]

In that case, we'd be fucked.
And, more than likely, not in a good way.

The gaping maw of certain vag-death

 

[TheFirmHand80]

A shrew, I can be...lol

Is that something like a naked mole rat?

(Which is sexy BTW)

 

[barefootgirl69]

The gaping maw of certain vag-death

*squints my eyes*

C'mon... you can do better at enticing me than that.

I read that as Veg death *shudders*

 

[TheFirmHand80]

*squints my eyes*

C'mon... you can do better at enticing me than that.

I read that as Veg death *shudders*

I was actually working on enticing your mother.

And yes, I know she's dead.

(That's why she didn't move around very much...)