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[Deleted member 3041612]

Is that something like a naked mole rat?

(Which is sexy BTW)

One with sharp opinions...they do have hair...lol

 

[TheFirmHand80]

One with sharp opinions...they do have hair...lol

I can always shave you. I'm quite gentle.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I was actually working on enticing your mother.

And yes, I know she's dead.

(That's why she didn't move around very much...)

Ewwwww
My mom is alive btw.

 

[TheFirmHand80]

Ewwwww
My mom is alive btw.

Hey stop




You are ruining the sexual fantasy

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

I can always shave you. I'm quite gentle.

That means you mean to gain access....a woman likes to be wooed...ya know? It doesn't come with the dollar menu.

 

[TheFirmHand80]

That means you mean to gain access....a woman likes to be wooed...ya know? It doesn't come with the dollar menu.

I would never even imply that!!!

... You are more of an Oreo McFlurry

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

I would never even imply that!!!

... You are more of an Oreo McFlurry

No, I'm not frigid. ...just selective

 

[TheFirmHand80]

No, I'm not frigid. ...just selective

Just don't melt all over my car upholstery. It can get very sticky!

 

[TheFirmHand80]

There have been reports of up to three and a half dozen broken hearts. Please, spare the precious tender innocence!

 

[TheFirmHand80]

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Recent Reports Indicate That Tfh Is Shamelessly Bumping His Old Posts And Corrupting The Minds Of The Pure.

 

[Lord Pmann]

This thread is bullshit. A real player wouldn't call them ladies. He would say bitches. I call foul.

 

[TheFirmHand80]

This thread is bullshit. A real player wouldn't call them ladies. He would say bitches. I call foul.

I prefer "gentlewomen".

I call your foul and raise you a "suck my balls"

 

[TheFirmHand80]

Ball sucking sequence initialized, Captain.