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[TheFirmHand80]

Stop!

Consider this a firm handed warning to stay away from TheFirmHand80. He will shamelessly flirt and tease all women foolish enough to wander into his backroom.

His intentions are NOT pure. You will find women treated like meat, objectified aggressively, told depraved fantasies about unspeakable evils: hog-tying, whipping, figging, forced listening to Rebecca Black.

Innocent ladies looking for an upright, tax-paying choirboy, with whom to pursue a real life courtship, will be scandalized beyond repair. They may even be led into the middle of a rape fantasy, real chained-in-the-basement, cum gurgling filth porn.

Again. Do NOT engage. Don't reply on this thread. Absolutely DO NOT pm about what he would do to you.

You have been warned.

 

[makemewet69]

Stop!

Consider this a firm handed warning to stay away from TheFirmHand80. He will shamelessly flirt and tease all women foolish enough to wander into his backroom.

His intentions are NOT pure. You will find women treated like meat, objectified aggressively, told depraved fantasies about unspeakable evils: hog-tying, whipping, figging, forced listening to Rebecca Black.

Innocent ladies looking for an upright, tax-paying choirboy, with whom to pursue a real life courtship, will be scandalized beyond repair. They may even be led into the middle of a rape fantasy, real chained-in-the-basement, cum gurgling filth porn.

Again. Do NOT engage. Don't reply on this thread. Absolutely DO NOT pm about what he would do to you.

You have been warned.

What about syrup wrestling? Asking for a friend...#rulebreaker

 

[Karabare]

I'll bring the popcorn MMW. Let's just watch

 

[TheFirmHand80]

What about syrup wrestling? Asking for a friend...#rulebreaker

Rumor has it, there are 50 gallon drums of Mrs. Butterworth's stashed hither and yon with reckless abandon.

One minute, you are a portrait of virginal purity and BAM!

... Greased up like a fucking cunt waffle

 

[TheFirmHand80]

I'll bring the popcorn MMW. Let's just watch

That's what they all say until they are malevolently manipulated into licking out cream pies from the fantasy bondaged lonely housewife. You can almost taste the broken heart. Plus the semen. Mostly the semen.

 

[tnman03]

It would seem someone here remembers Uncle Remus ….

 

[TheFirmHand80]

It would seem someone here remembers Uncle Remus ….

Look, buddy, the Hot Carl is just an urban legend.

BANNED

(at least bring some toilet paper next time)

 

[JugheadJane]

You had me on the edge of my seat until ‘Rebecca Black’. That’s just plain torture.

 

[TheFirmHand80]

You had me on the edge of my seat until ‘Rebecca Black’. That’s just plain torture.

My torture is rarely plain

... AND... I know your cryptonite.

 

[rubydlite]

You had me at objectified....lol

 

[makemewet69]

Rumor has it, there are 50 gallon drums of Mrs. Butterworth's stashed hither and yon with reckless abandon.

One minute, you are a portrait of virginal purity and BAM!

... Greased up like a fucking cunt waffle

Cunt waffles you say? But will there be fucktards?

 

[TheFirmHand80]

You had me at objectified....lol

Hush your tits... I mean mouth. Hush your titmouth.

 

[TheFirmHand80]

Cunt waffles you say? But will there be fucktards?

No. That is hurtful language. What kind of monster do you think I am?

 

[TheFirmHand80]

Photographic evidence had been obtained from an anonymous source, proving that TFH is not the pillar of moral turpitude everybody thought.

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/4b/a1/b9/4ba1b97a1908002518712b3485966250--red-rooms-play-rooms.jpg

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Oh my....you've gone full throttle here haven't you?

 

[TheFirmHand80]

Oh my....you've gone full throttle here haven't you?

Nah, I'm practically rolling along in first gear

 

[barefootgirl69]

Stop!

Consider this a firm handed warning to stay away from TheFirmHand80. He will shamelessly flirt and tease all women foolish enough to wander into his backroom.

His intentions are NOT pure. You will find women treated like meat, objectified aggressively, told depraved fantasies about unspeakable evils: hog-tying, whipping, figging, forced listening to Rebecca Black.

Innocent ladies looking for an upright, tax-paying choirboy, with whom to pursue a real life courtship, will be scandalized beyond repair. They may even be led into the middle of a rape fantasy, real chained-in-the-basement, cum gurgling filth porn.

Again. Do NOT engage. Don't reply on this thread. Absolutely DO NOT pm about what he would do to you.

You have been warned.

Scandalized

I always did like living on the edge

 

[TheFirmHand80]

Scandalized

I always did like living on the edge

Once again, the lily-white chastity of a barefoot girl's sweet soul has been ever marred!

Edging, by the way, is one of my favorite debaucheries.

 

[Taten]

Photographic evidence had been obtained from an anonymous source, proving that TFH is not the pillar of moral turpitude everybody thought.

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/4b/a1/b9/4ba1b97a1908002518712b3485966250--red-rooms-play-rooms.jpg

That's a lot of hardware

 

[TheFirmHand80]

That's a lot of hardware

There are a lot of hearts to break.

 

[Taten]

There are a lot of hearts to break.

Silly me. I forgot you were a playa.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Once again, the lily-white chastity of a barefoot girl's sweet soul has been ever marred!

Edging, by the way, is one of my favorite debaucheries.

If I'm only edging, I still maintain that chastity, right?

*proud of my brillance!*

 

[barefootgirl69]

Given that stellar image of your playroom, I'd say you actually are a pillar of moral turpitude in addition to being a notorious player.

Wait! He's notorious?

That makes it all the more exciting!

 

[TheFirmHand80]

Silly me. I forgot you were a playa.

The Quaaludes are rough on the memory

If I'm only edging, I still maintain that chastity, right?

*proud of my brillance!*

Yes, I am quite proud. I'm sure we can find all sorts of loopholes in the rules.

Besides, without loopholes, where do I tie the ropes?

Wait! He's notorious?

That makes it all the more exciting!

Better watch out, notoriety may be contagious.

It's a textually transmitted disease.

 

[barefootgirl69]

The Quaaludes are rough on the memory



Yes, I am quite proud. I'm sure we can find all sorts of loopholes in the rules.

Besides, without loopholes, where do I tie the ropes?



Better watch out, notoriety may be contagious.

It's a textually transmitted disease.

*giggles hysterically*

I love your wit! I'm sure you'll find a way to use those ropes if only I stopped giggling!

edit to add:
Or maybe this is the way you lure the innocent girls like me into your web.