If You Could Make A Porno

[PaulieJay]

What would it be (story, genre,etc)
Who's in it (any Lit Members, maybe the one above you )
Are you starting or directing or both
Oh and you need to name you're movie (and even your stars if you want)
Pics/gifs welcomed

Annnnddddd ACTION!!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Makes me think of this movie: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zack_and_Miri_Make_a_Porno


I think I would prefer starring in a porn movie rather than directing one. Directing and not participating would be too much like sitting on my sofa and watching porn on my laptop.. And I’m already doing plenty of that!!

 

[Taegul]

I would make a porn-spoof of The Human Centipede called The Human Sexipede.

I would direct it but I wouldn't star in it unless I was all the way in the back.

Maybe I'd play the mad scientist...As far as who would star in it - open auditions start this Saturday. RSVP now.

 

[PaulieJay]

Makes me think of this movie: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zack_and_Miri_Make_a_Porno


I think I would prefer starring in a porn movie rather than directing one. Directing and not participating would be too much like sitting on my sofa and watching porn on my laptop.. And I’m already doing plenty of that!!

Probably need to keep you out of the editing room too you might get distracted lol

 

[PaulieJay]

I would make a porn-spoof of The Human Centipede called The Human Sexipede.

I would direct it but I wouldn't star in it unless I was all the way in the back.

Maybe I'd play the mad scientist...As far as who would star in it - open auditions start this Saturday. RSVP now.

I like the way you think & I'd be surprised if that movie doesn't already exist lol

 

[BongoGal]

I'd be curious to see how I would respond to performing a sex act with someone who was also performing. I'm thinking about an actor (male or female) who I have just met on the set.

 

[PaulieJay]

Is be curious to see how i would respond to performing a sex act with someone who was also performing. I'm thinking about an actor (male or female) who I have just met on the set.

I get what you're saying but my question is would you be a first timer with a first timer or with an experienced actor/actress? Also how much of the performance would be acting

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Probably need to keep you out of the editing room too you might get distracted lol

And that would be a bad thing how?

 

[PaulieJay]

And that would be a bad thing how?

Getting no work done & a messy control board lol

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Getting no work done & a messy control board lol

Oh I’d get something done.. And anyway, we’ll just have a couch in the room, problem solved!

 

[PaulieJay]

Oh I’d get something done.. And anyway, we’ll just have a couch in the room, problem solved!

Maybe you could be a fluffyer or pay off the test audience

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Maybe you could be a fluffyer or pay off the test audience

I’d offer them non monetary compensation.

 

[PaulieJay]

Oh I’d get something done.. And anyway, we’ll just have a couch in the room, problem solved!

I’d offer them non monetary compensation.

 

[BongoGal]

I'd be curious to see how I would respond to performing a sex act with someone who was also performing. I'm thinking about an actor (male or female) who I have just met on the set.

I get what you're saying but my question is would you be a first timer with a first timer or with an experienced actor/actress? Also how much of the performance would be acting

If I were to do this, I think I'd want to get it on with a pro. A first timer guy would have too many issues with getting it up and keeping it up and probably premature ejaculation. (With another woman, those issues wouldn't come into play, of course.)

How much would be acting? If I had to act a part, I think I could, even during sex. Would I be genuinely aroused? That is certain. I have no doubt at all that the sex acts would have me responding in my usual fashion. Yes, there would surely be orgasms.

 

[PaulieJay]

If I were to do this, I think I'd want to get it on with a pro. A first timer guy would have too many issues with getting it up and keeping it up and probably premature ejaculation. (With another woman, those issues wouldn't come into play, of course.)

How much would be acting? If I had to act a part, I think I could, even during sex. Would I be genuinely aroused? That is certain. I have no doubt at all that the sex acts would have me responding in my usual fashion. Yes, there would surely be orgasms.

So I'm guessing you'd be too focused on acting to do a porn comedy lol

 

[clistenovena]

What would it be (story, genre,etc)
Who's in it (any Lit Members, maybe the one above you )
Are you starting or directing or both
Oh and you need to name you're movie (and even your stars if you want)
Pics/gifs welcomed

Annnnddddd ACTION!!

OMG!! A Lit porn movie! It would only be like the most epic one ever made! Can you imagine?? All of us in one big orgy-fest of porn-movie making and doing.

And I mean everyone- from those erotic-writing authors (script writing, anyone?) to the sultry ladies and gents of the GLBT group to the wild and sexy players in the Playground to the red-hot, pervy kinksters in BDSM. Hell, we could even get down and real dirty with some of those alts from the GB even (Trump fucking Putin would get *that* party started).

Let's raid the SRP for scene ideas! Get all the Sexy Men and Sexy Ladies together, with their cock boings and titty drops. Pretty femboys and girl-on-girl, oral servitude and dungeon fun...we've got it ALL!!

I'm calling it A Clockwork Orgy. I'm no director, but there are some damn fine ones in here that would do a bang-up job. But can I watch the auditions?

I imagine it would all start out as something like this...
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/WhoppingHeartfeltCranefly-size_restricted.gif


...progress to something like this...
http://d.ifengimg.com/w600/p0.ifengimg.com/pmop/2017/0518/0A08BE0EAD1E4E406BB7B8CFBE84AF6B055DE79C_size1135_w650_h350.gif


...and end in something like this.
http://38.media.tumblr.com/22835436eae132bfc97db7e751fbbdbc/tumblr_nw5e68Kowg1sb0cyno1_500.gif

Oh, the fun it would be.

 

[just4friends]

Can I watch Clistonova’s group casting couch??

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I just wanna be the star, that’s all I’m sayin. Having a #LitWhore moment.

 

[neakman]

I just wanna be the star, that’s all I’m sayin. Having a #LitWhore moment.

can I be SMNW's co-star?

 

[SMNaughtywife]

can I be SMNW's co-star?

You’re gonna need to come for in an audition. I’ll want some one on one time for review.

 

[neakman]

You’re gonna need to come for in an audition. I’ll want some one on one time for review.

any particular behaviors you expect me to perform??

 

[Trekka]

any particular behaviors you expect me to perform??

Dexterousness. Agility. Ability to multitask.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

I'd write it, and direct it, but I'm not getting in front of a camera

 

[SMNaughtywife]

any particular behaviors you expect me to perform??

Dexterousness. Agility. Ability to multitask.

Perfectly said.

Grabs Trekka, co-star and partner in crime.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I'd write it, and direct it, but I'm not getting in front of a camera

My boobs look better from the left side. Just sayin.