What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

[snexxer]

I rarely hear sexy things. But she can say anything and I find her sexy.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

At the grocery store: Hey! You cut in front of me in line!

 

[SouthernAlberta]

Sexy things said

Whispered to my wife earlier in bed that I’d love to lick her pussy while she’s getting fucked from behind.
But that’s me...

 

[TheMrBurns]

Someone said she had a little crush on me

 

[Girly_girl]

Nothing today

 

[LikeableMe]

Nothing today

Same here

 

[Karabare]

Nice flip flops

 

[Jada59]

"Hey <insert real name here>, have a good day!"

This was said to me in a soft, sexy voice while he made eye contact with me. I felt myself just melting when his soulful brown eyes met mine. Ahhh... And then I saw him turn and walk away, his tight little butt seemingly begging for me to put my hands right on it. He's also wearing a really thick sweater and I'm freezing so I envisioned myself pressing up against him, nose to the knitted fabric and taking a deep breath of his manly aroma. He has been working in the back yard for a few hours and I know full well how good he will smell. Light scent of coconut and lemon from the body wash he uses mixed with a very pleasant, natural body odor.

Sadly this moment of near orgasmic rapture was quickly cut short by the feeling of getting darts shot at me from the stink eye his female partner was giving me as she stood outside the kitchen door, waiting for that breakfast burrito that he heated up for her, smothering it in cheese, sour cream, guacamole and salsa.

Oh how I would love to be his burrito. Being gently warmed up, smothered in goodness and devoured.

Oops! This wasn't supposed to be a novel! I had best bring myself down to reality now. But first, a little peek up at the fire pit where they are sitting. He will be blocking my view of her and I'll get to see him and nothing but him, taking the nourishment that came from my kitchen. *swoon*

 

[smtst5]

Your cock is so big

 

[Glorygirl78]

Your cock is so big

Want to kiss you as you cum

 

[hotcpu]

On the trail I want to steal a kiss from you ... Sexy thought to hike with

 

[Echo5Mike]

I should be the one paying you

 

[LucianaGrace]

“Do you have any clue how many orgasms you’re responsible for?”

Ummmm, none the last time I thought about it.
And still none now that I think about it.
The compliment still made me blush, though.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

"I'd let you in my Restricted Section and leave a Horcrux in me."

Upon finding out she's a Harry Potter fan.

 

[Leigh81]

My dentist said I have the best mouth she's seen in all the years she's had her practice. I appreciate her kind words but I really like when my husband says that

L

 

[The_GloriousBitch]

You're a kinky one.a

 

[Sienna]

"I would like to take you somewhere for dinner... and perhaps... we might have some physical fun rather than talk work all of the time. What do you think? Say yes."

 

[RickTango]

"I would like to take you somewhere for dinner... and perhaps... we might have some physical fun rather than talk work all of the time. What do you think? Say yes."

Sienna, I’ll top that....Anywhere for dinner, anywhere in the globe if it is followed by Breakfast..

 

[steelyblue73]

Your next one's on the house...

It was more about the who and how than the what...

 

[Deacon_Voss]

"Are you going to vacuum the pool today?"

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

He doesn't tell me sexy things anymore

 

[AnhedonicDementic]

"You are mine. I will always have you. Always."

And immediately right after hearing that, I felt I was blown by the air up on cloud 9.

My handful of fantasies and a three more makes my heart beat fast like it did before.

 

[LizVegas79]

She called me her broken amazon

 

[lurkingguy1978]

"Don't be sad."

 

[mrppv]

Missed you hun