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What are people usually doing right before the thought "I think I'll go get a tattoo on my face." pops into their head?
I just realized how long it has been since I last had sex. Wow! No wonder I am so pissy these days.

I can’t believe that my client left without paying.
way too much left to interpretation.
I don't want to go to this work conference!! *pouts*


No kicking and screaming here!!*puts you over my shoulder and kidnaps you*![]()
No kicking and screaming here!!



I wonder if, after this weekend, I'm going to see news reports about a mysteriously missing exterminator...![]()